Monday March 25, 2019
19 loads.

Light test today. Poor quality. Market was about the same. Cornstalks sold a little lower. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS THURSDAY!!! Fun and games begin at 9:30 just east of the stop light on Main Street.

Alfalfa: 5

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   49920 175.00 2nd

lgrd  47300 150.00

lgrd  48620 140.00 2nd

lgrd  50140 135.00 3rd

lgrd  62360 132.50 4th

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x4   50060 155.00

lgrd  57500 167.50

lgrd  54200 155.00

lgrd              150.00

lgrd  47520 140.00

lgrd  49960 135.00

lgrd   6820 110.00

A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over breaking the glass coffee table with his face. He totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton eye pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together and left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton-eyed Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 21, 2019
56 loads.

Market was definitely stronger today! Overall quality was low. We have a strong demand. It is hard to get hay here due to the wet ground conditions everywhere. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS 1 WEEK FROM TODAY!!!

Mixed: 5

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   39420 142.50

lgrd  34540 175.00

lgrd  47000 162.50

lgrd  51020 155.00

lgrd  52460 152.50

Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  42420  85.00

lgrd  35940  80.00

 

Straw: 3

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3   37600  70.00 bean

3x4   53220  82.50

3x4   55280  82.50

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 21, 2019
56 loads.

Market was definitely stronger today! Overall quality was low. We have a strong demand. It is hard to get hay here due to the wet ground conditions everywhere. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS 1 WEEK FROM TODAY!!!

Alfalfa: 19

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   43940 177.50 3rd

lgrd  49800 182.50 3rd

lgrd  50040 177.50 4th

lgrd  46500 167.50 2nd

lgrd  49260 167.50 2nd

lgrd  50460 165.00 2nd

lgrd  47560 165.00 1st

lgrd  46040 157.50 2nd

lgrd  49020 157.50 1st

lgrd  51620 155.00 3rd

lgrd  44940 155.00 1st

lgrd  45420 152.50 2nd

lgrd  52300 152.50 2nd

lgrd  48140 142.50 2nd

lgrd  59000 140.00 2nd

lgrd               140.00

lgrd  49660 132.50 1st

lgrd  51360 132.50 1st

lgrd  44840 130.00 1st

GRASS: 27

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

smsq   3820 240.00

3x3   14920 185.00

3x3   44100 177.50

3x3   44600 165.00

3x4   50540 200.00

lgrd  50180 190.00

lgrd  23180 190.00

lgrd  48340 180.00

lgrd  51160 172.50

lgrd  48620 170.00

lgrd  53360 170.00

lgrd  50380 162.50

lgrd  49540 162.50

lgrd  48300 160.00

lgrd  37320 157.50

lgrd  48940 155.00

lgrd  48320 155.00

lgrd  49780 155.00

lgrd  48520 145.00

lgrd  51740 145.00

lgrd  49760 145.00

lgrd  12440 140.00

lgrd              140.00

lgrd  44560 137.50

lgrd  48040 137.50

lgrd  52080 137.50

lgrd  45920 127.50

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 18, 2019
17 loads.

Market was called about steady today. Most of the hay was pretty wet again. Several loads were not tied very well. HAY DAY IS NEXT WEEK THURSDAY!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Mixed: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x3   46120 145.00

 

Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 1

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd 38320  77.50

Closing Sermon Words:

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would throw it into the river.”

He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall we Gather at the River.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 18, 2019
17 loads.

Market was called about steady today. Most of the hay was pretty wet again. Several loads were not tied very well. HAY DAY IS NEXT WEEK THURSDAY!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Alfalfa: 8

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  44920 157.50 3rd

lgrd  46220 150.00 2nd

lgrd  50100 140.00 1st

lgrd  52640 135.00 2nd

lgrd  51600 135.00 1st

lgrd  47780 135.00 1st

lgrd              132.50 1st

lgrd  44020 125.00

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  28980 180.00

lgrd  50280 157.50

lgrd  50320 155.00

lgrd  58360 150.00

lgrd  42660 130.00

lgrd  55920 122.50

lgrd  29120 120.00

Closing Sermon Words:

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would throw it into the river.”

He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall we Gather at the River.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 14, 2019
15 loads.

Market was steady on very small run due to the weather and wide spread flooding. Quality was very wet today! HAY DAY IS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!

Cornstalks: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd  37060  70.00

 

Mixed: 0
Straw: 0

Three sisters age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?” The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope that I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood, just for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 14, 2019
15 loads.

Market was steady on very small run due to the weather and wide spread flooding. Quality was very wet today! HAY DAY IS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!

Alfalfa: 7

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  52280 155.00

lgrd  51860 152.50 4th

lgrd  47880 152.50

lgrd  43480 147.50 1st

lgrd  48260 145.00 1st

lgrd  48040 140.00 1st

lgrd  44480 140.00

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   7220 147.50

lgrd  57700 142.50

lgrd  41580 135.00

lgrd   1780 130.00

lgrd  50680 130.00

lgrd   3220 130.00

lgrd  43220 130.00

Three sisters age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?” The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope that I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood, just for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 11, 2019
19 loads.

Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Mixed: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  42060  130.00

 

Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50860  75.00

lgrd  33680  70.00

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!....

Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 11, 2019
19 loads.

Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Alfalfa: 7

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   42360 170.00 3rd

lgrd  53820 150.00

lgrd  47840 147.50 1st

lgrd  51920 140.00

lgrd  46060 135.00 2nd

lgrd  43300 130.00 2nd

lgrd  54500 122.50 1st

GRASS: 9

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  57340 147.50

lgrd  43480 140.00

lgrd  49380 140.00

lgrd  47700 140.00

lgrd  49220 137.50

lgrd  55740 132.50

lgrd               132.50

lgrd  47960 127.50

oats 47540 112.50

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!....

Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”