Monday February 11, 2019
25 loads.
The alfalfa sold good today, and grass sold steady. We had average quality alfalfa, and little poorer than average quality grass.
Alfalfa: 10
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 43880 162.50 3rd
lgrd 47320 162.50 2nd
lgrd 43820 162.50 3rd
lgrd 55700 157.50 3rd
lgrd 46360 155.00 3rd
lgrd 47240 152.50 2nd
lgrd 46400 152.50 2nd
lgrd 46220 150.00 3rd
lgrd 31280 132.50 1st
lgrd 45760 82.50 1st
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 1360 150.00
lgrd 51000 140.00
lgrd 44080 137.50
lgrd 132.50
lgrd 55820 130.00
lgrd 52720 130.00
lgrd 50160 122.50
lgrd 117.50
lgrd 48640 117.50
lgrd 112.50
lgrd 58540 110.00
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices that there is a ‘peel and win’ sticker on her coffee cup. She peels it off and starts screaming, “I won a motorhome! I won a motorhome!”
The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”
But the blonde kept screaming, “I won a motorhome!”
Finally the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t have possibly won a motorhome because we didn’t have that as a prize.”
The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motorhome!*
She hands him the ticket and he reads... - W I N A B A G E L.
Thursday February 7, 2019
32 loads.
Market was called steady to stronger today on a very light test. Hopefully Mother Nature treats us all a little better next week!
Mixed: 0
Straw:1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 33520 130.00- wheat
Cornstalks: 4
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47360 70.00
lgrd 48760 70.00
lgrd 48240 67.50
lgrd 36960 65.00
“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s office?” “Yes, what can we do for you?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith – he’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. I don’t quite know how he gets it in the logs, but he’s hiding it there.” “Thank you very much for the call sir.” The next day the Sheriff’s deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They searched the shed where he kept the firewood. Using axes, they bust open ever piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil, and they left. Shortly after, the phone rings at Virgil’s house. “Hey Virgil, this is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood for the winter?” “Yep, they sure did!” “Happy Birthday, buddy!”
Thursday February 7, 2019
32 loads.
Market was called steady to stronger today on a very light test. Hopefully Mother Nature treats us all a little better next week!
Alfalfa: 14
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 46100 165.00 2nd
lgrd 55940 170.00 2nd
lgrd 50380 167.50 2nd
lgrd 58560 162.50 2nd
lgrd 58420 152.50 3rd
lgrd 45780 150.00 3rd
lgrd 54920 147.50 3rd
lgrd 57140 135.00 2nd
lgrd 44380 132.50
lgrd 46360 132.50 1st
lgrd 47700 132.50 1st
lgrd 38420 130.00 1st
lgrd 49580 130.00
lgrd 52040 127.50 1st
GRASS: 13
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 48580 150.00
lgrd 47060 140.00
lgrd 40620 140.00
lgrd 51700 137.50
lgrd 54200 137.50
lgrd 54140 135.00
lgrd 53600 135.00
lgrd 57780 135.00
lgrd 48740 132.50
lgrd 24360 130.00
lgrd 55860 130.00
lgrd 49660 127.50
lgrd 52540 117.50
“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s office?” “Yes, what can we do for you?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith – he’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. I don’t quite know how he gets it in the logs, but he’s hiding it there.” “Thank you very much for the call sir.” The next day the Sheriff’s deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They searched the shed where he kept the firewood. Using axes, they bust open ever piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil, and they left. Shortly after, the phone rings at Virgil’s house. “Hey Virgil, this is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood for the winter?” “Yep, they sure did!” “Happy Birthday, buddy!”
Monday February 4, 2019
26 loads.
The weather was a bit chilly today. We had a steady market today. Quality varied a lot.
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 18000 162.50
Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 4
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47040 60.00
lgrd 50080 55.00
lgrd 47420 52.50
lgrd 47080 52.50
An elderly patient got hearing aids from the doctor, and after a month goes back to see the doctor again.
Doctor: Your hearing is fine now. Your family must be really pleased.
Patient: Funny story now that you should mention my family. I haven’t told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In the past month, I have changed my will 3 times.
Monday February 4, 2019
26 loads.
The weather was a bit chilly today. We had a steady market today. Quality varied a lot.
Alfalfa: 12
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 46400 160.00 2nd
lgrd 50980 170.00 4th
lgrd 52800 160.00 3rd
lgrd 38420 130.00
lgrd 5340 130.00 1st
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 45780 125.00 2nd
lgrd 43460 122.50 1st
lgrd 48960 122.50 2nd
lgrd 45560 120.00 2nd
lgrd 41960 120.00 1st
lgrd 44520 115.00 1st
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 1400 150.00
lgrd 54420 145.00
lgrd 50440 140.00
lgrd 49200 140.00
lgrd 50800 140.00
lgrd 46080 130.00
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 45540 125.00
lgrd 50720 125.00
An elderly patient got hearing aids from the doctor, and after a month goes back to see the doctor again.
Doctor: Your hearing is fine now. Your family must be really pleased.
Patient: Funny story now that you should mention my family. I haven’t told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In the past month, I have changed my will 3 times.
Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.
Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.
Straw: 0
Mixed: 1
size lbs $/ton
lgrd 17840 127.50
Cornstalks: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 44700 75.00
lgrd 46260 75.00
lgrd 44460 70.00
lgrd 42740 67.50
lgrd 48060 67.50
lgrd 47560 60.00
lgrd 49140 60.00
A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”
Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.
Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.
Alfalfa: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 51160 170.00
lgrd 43760 155.00
lgrd 50820 150.00
lgrd 43780 147.50
lgrd 44840 142.50
lgrd 140.00
lgrd 32720 117.50 1st
GRASS: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 50280 155.00
lgrd 45620 147.50
lgrd 19520 145.00
lgrd 57280 142.50
lgrd 57520 140.00
lgrd 50840 140.00
lgrd 56000 137.50
lgrd 29600 102.50
A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”
Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.
The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.
Cornstalks: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 39860 77.50
lgrd 39080 75.00
Straw: 0
Mixed: 0
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.
The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.
Alfalfa: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 104 2.85
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 47600 170.00
lgrd 42120 115.00 2nd
lgrd 43360 112.50 1st
lgrd 44860 102.50
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 55340 140.00
lgrd 46540 135.00
lgrd 54520 130.00
lgrd 53860 130.00
lgrd 45300 127.50
lgrd 53880 125.00
lgrd 55220 117.50
lgrd 17300 112.50
lgrd 58860 102.50
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
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