2-25-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: February 25, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Monday February 25, 2019
9 loads.
Very light test today. Market was about steady. Quality was low today. Right now it is looking like we will have a pretty respectable size sale on Thursday.
Cornstalks: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49820 82.50
lgrd 45840 80.00
Mixed: 5
Straw: 0
Ok. So you’re riding a horse at full speed. There is a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Well, for starters, get your drunk butt off the carousel.
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A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some 2 x 4s. The clerk asks “How long do you need them?” The guy answers, “A long time. We are gonna build a house.
Monday February 25, 2019
9 loads.
Very light test today. Market was about steady. Quality was low today. Right now it is looking like we will have a pretty respectable size sale on Thursday.
Alfalfa: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 54580 140.00 3rd
lgrd 52220 140.00 1st
GRASS: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 1380 145.00
lgrd 49120 135.00
lgrd 45760 130.00
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 51860 105.00
Ok. So you’re riding a horse at full speed. There is a giraffe next to you, and a lion chasing you. What do you do? Well, for starters, get your drunk butt off the carousel.
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A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some 2 x 4s. The clerk asks “How long do you need them?” The guy answers, “A long time. We are gonna build a house.
2-21-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: February 21, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Thursday February 21, 2019
46 loads.
Strong market. Quality was not real good today. Very strong buyer demand due to weather. Cornstalks were very strong.
Mixed: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 4080 40.00 Tritical
lgrd 20400 180.00
Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 40760 80.00
lgrd 48800 77.50
lgrd 48060 77.50
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 ½ years and had just recovered from an injury. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get well gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’ which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’
My mom waited, and sure enough, I walked down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy, and she watched him drink it up. The she says, (as only a mother would know…) “Did it ever occur to you that the only place that your daughter can reach to get water from is the toilet?”
Thursday February 21, 2019
46 loads.
Strong market. Quality was not real good today. Very strong buyer demand due to weather. Cornstalks were very strong.
Alfalfa: 18
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 59560 162.50 3rd
lgrd 53740 160.00 2nd
lgrd 46300 155.00 2nd
lgrd 152.50 2nd
lgrd 40540 150.00 2nd
lgrd 53240 150.00 2nd
lgrd 42620 142.50 2nd
lgrd 45460 140.00
lgrd 53800 137.50 1st
lgrd 51640 137.50 2nd
lgrd 32160 135.00 1st
lgrd 47640 132.50
lgrd 47800 130.00
lgrd 50840 127.50 2nd
lgrd 46260 125.00
lgrd 46980 125.00
lgrd 35540 122.50
lgrd 37250 122.50
GRASS: 23
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 53520 170.00
lgrd 47940 170.00
lgrd 47140 165.00
lgrd 48120 165.00
lgrd 48960 162.50
lgrd 13380 160.00
lgrd 40980 157.50
lgrd 42540 155.00
lgrd 48160 150.00
lgrd 39300 150.00
lgrd 41460 145.00
lgrd 46840 145.00
lgrd 48720 145.00
lgrd 52080 145.00
lgrd 40400 142.50
lgrd 5500 140.00
lgrd 2840 140.00
lgrd 21920 137.50
lgrd 50360 132.50
lgrd 50220 132.50
lgrd 58000 130.00
lgrd 60540 125.00
lgrd 41220 125.00
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 ½ years and had just recovered from an injury. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get well gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of ‘tea’ which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home. My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’
My mom waited, and sure enough, I walked down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy, and she watched him drink it up. The she says, (as only a mother would know…) “Did it ever occur to you that the only place that your daughter can reach to get water from is the toilet?”
2-18-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: February 18, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Monday February 18, 2019
23 loads.
The quality seemed lower today. Market remained steady.
STRAW: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 31620 125.00
lgrd 36980 110.00
MIXED: 0
CORNSTALKS: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 50560 72.50
lgrd 47700 70.00
I went to Wal-Mart today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch because he is so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield. 5! The more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.
Monday February 18, 2019
23 loads.
The quality seemed lower today. Market remained steady.
Alfalfa: 10
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 54140 135.00 2nd
lgrd 61520 162.50 2nd
lgrd 63580 147.50
lgrd 48820 145.00 3rd
lgrd 46360 142.50
lgrd 46240 142.50 2nd
lgrd 45800 135.00 3rd
lgrd 51400 125.00 1st
lgrd 122.50
lgrd 47560 120.00
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 53840 140.00
lgrd 55040 140.00
lgrd 47100 137.50
lgrd 46900 135.00
lgrd 6020 135.00
lgrd 43620 135.00
lgrd 132.50
lgrd 48600 132.50
lgrd 125.00
I went to Wal-Mart today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch because he is so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield. 5! The more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.
2-14-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: February 14, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Thursday February 14, 2019
60 loads.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Market was a little lower today- more so on the grass than the alfalfa. There was good buyer interest. Grass was good quality and alfalfa was decent.
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 46680 130.00
Straw: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 54780 75.00
CORNSTALKS: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 37640 77.50
So I’m at Wal-Mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Now, why else would I be buying dog food, right? So, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog. I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, even though I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled by my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!
Thursday February 14, 2019
60 loads.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Market was a little lower today- more so on the grass than the alfalfa. There was good buyer interest. Grass was good quality and alfalfa was decent.
Alfalfa: 26
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 17360 155.00
lgrd 43180 170.00 4th
lgrd 50100 157.50 4th
lgrd 51560 155.00 2nd
lgrd 48680 152.50 3rd
lgrd 49480 150.00 3rd
lgrd 56600 150.00 2nd
lgrd 51760 150.00 4th
lgrd 49180 150.00 3rd
lgrd 55740 145.00 3rd
lgrd 42600 145.00 1st
lgrd 40620 145.00 3rd
lgrd 46520 142.50 3rd
lgrd 48500 142.50 2nd
lgrd 55300 142.50 3rd
lgrd 44640 140.00 4th
lgrd 45660 140.00
lgrd 46320 140.00 3rd
lgrd 50420 140.00
lgrd 47960 137.50 3rd
lgrd 135.00
lgrd 45840 130.00 5th
lgrd 49920 130.00 3rd
lgrd 46880 120.00
lgrd 32160 97.50 1st
lgrd 45200 82.50 1st
GRASS: 31
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45500 150.00
lgrd 25100 147.50
lgrd 53740 147.50
lgrd 51260 142.50
lgrd 48680 142.50
lgrd 51720 140.00
lgrd 55780 140.00
lgrd 42020 140.00
lgrd 40860 140.00
lgrd 58100 137.50
lgrd 51580 135.00
lgrd 43400 132.50
lgrd 55320 130.00
lgrd 52260 130.00
lgrd 49180 122.50
lgrd 45320 122.50
lgrd 50500 122.50
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 48260 117.50
lgrd 50580 115.00
lgrd 57220 115.00
lgrd 58720 112.50
lgrd 49080 112.50
lgrd 47720 112.50
lgrd 20560 112.50
lgrd 47880 110.00
lgrd 59140 110.00
lgrd 56840 110.00
lgrd 49560 110.00
lgrd 48540 110.00
lgrd 21500 105.00
So I’m at Wal-Mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Now, why else would I be buying dog food, right? So, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog. I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, even though I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled by my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!
2-11-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding
Posted: February 11, 2019 by Manager1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Monday February 11, 2019
25 loads.
The alfalfa sold good today, and grass sold steady. We had average quality alfalfa, and little poorer than average quality grass.
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 41800 60.00
Straw: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 31420 135.00
lgrd 40960 97.50
Cornstalks: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 36540 72.50
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices that there is a ‘peel and win’ sticker on her coffee cup. She peels it off and starts screaming, “I won a motorhome! I won a motorhome!”
The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”
But the blonde kept screaming, “I won a motorhome!”
Finally the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t have possibly won a motorhome because we didn’t have that as a prize.”
The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motorhome!*
She hands him the ticket and he reads... - W I N A B A G E L.
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