Monday February 4, 2019
26 loads.
The weather was a bit chilly today. We had a steady market today. Quality varied a lot.
Mixed: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 18000 162.50
Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 4
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47040 60.00
lgrd 50080 55.00
lgrd 47420 52.50
lgrd 47080 52.50
An elderly patient got hearing aids from the doctor, and after a month goes back to see the doctor again.
Doctor: Your hearing is fine now. Your family must be really pleased.
Patient: Funny story now that you should mention my family. I haven’t told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In the past month, I have changed my will 3 times.
Monday February 4, 2019
26 loads.
The weather was a bit chilly today. We had a steady market today. Quality varied a lot.
Alfalfa: 12
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 46400 160.00 2nd
lgrd 50980 170.00 4th
lgrd 52800 160.00 3rd
lgrd 38420 130.00
lgrd 5340 130.00 1st
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 45780 125.00 2nd
lgrd 43460 122.50 1st
lgrd 48960 122.50 2nd
lgrd 45560 120.00 2nd
lgrd 41960 120.00 1st
lgrd 44520 115.00 1st
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 1400 150.00
lgrd 54420 145.00
lgrd 50440 140.00
lgrd 49200 140.00
lgrd 50800 140.00
lgrd 46080 130.00
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 45540 125.00
lgrd 50720 125.00
An elderly patient got hearing aids from the doctor, and after a month goes back to see the doctor again.
Doctor: Your hearing is fine now. Your family must be really pleased.
Patient: Funny story now that you should mention my family. I haven’t told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In the past month, I have changed my will 3 times.
Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.
Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.
Straw: 0
Mixed: 1
size lbs $/ton
lgrd 17840 127.50
Cornstalks: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 44700 75.00
lgrd 46260 75.00
lgrd 44460 70.00
lgrd 42740 67.50
lgrd 48060 67.50
lgrd 47560 60.00
lgrd 49140 60.00
A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”
Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.
Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.
Alfalfa: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 51160 170.00
lgrd 43760 155.00
lgrd 50820 150.00
lgrd 43780 147.50
lgrd 44840 142.50
lgrd 140.00
lgrd 32720 117.50 1st
GRASS: 8
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 50280 155.00
lgrd 45620 147.50
lgrd 19520 145.00
lgrd 57280 142.50
lgrd 57520 140.00
lgrd 50840 140.00
lgrd 56000 137.50
lgrd 29600 102.50
A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”
Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.
The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.
Cornstalks: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 39860 77.50
lgrd 39080 75.00
Straw: 0
Mixed: 0
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.
The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.
Alfalfa: 5
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 104 2.85
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 47600 170.00
lgrd 42120 115.00 2nd
lgrd 43360 112.50 1st
lgrd 44860 102.50
GRASS: 9
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 55340 140.00
lgrd 46540 135.00
lgrd 54520 130.00
lgrd 53860 130.00
lgrd 45300 127.50
lgrd 53880 125.00
lgrd 55220 117.50
lgrd 17300 112.50
lgrd 58860 102.50
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”
Thursday January 24, 2019
46 loads.
Market was called steady to weaker. Quality seemed poorer today.
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 56020 127.50
STRAW: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 52640 75.00
lgrd 39560 107.50
lgrd 33280 107.50
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49020 70.00
lgrd 50120 62.50
lgrd 49760 62.50
lgrd 41960 57.50
lgrd 45260 57.50
lgrd 55320 52.50
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard, is he here?” “No, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give my Dad a message.” “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “no, I really want to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”
Thursday January 24, 2019
46 loads.
Market was called steady to weaker. Quality seemed poorer today.
Alfalfa: 18
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 49400 150.00 2nd
lgrd 51340 145.00
lgrd 46320 142.50 2nd
lgrd 47700 140.00 2nd
lgrd 47600 140.00 4th
lgrd 49860 135.00 2nd
lgrd 51320 135.00 1st
lgrd 49640 130.00 3rd
lgrd 38540 130.00 2nd
lgrd 57860 120.00 1st
lgrd 44700 120.00 1st
lgrd 115.00 1st
lgrd 112.50 1st
lgrd 43100 110.00 1st
lgrd 46060 110.00 1st
lgrd 52840 110.00
lgrd 44300 107.50 1st
lgrd 44260 97.50 1st
GRASS: 18
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 45860 130.00 oats
lgrd 59480 165.00
lgrd 21680 142.50
lgrd 30820 140.00
lgrd 55320 140.00
lgrd 55680 140.00
lgrd 12400 137.50
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 54580 122.50 oats
lgrd 50260 120.00
lgrd 39120 120.00
lgrd 52080 117.50
lgrd 51160 117.50
lgrd 53200 110.00
lgrd 46180 110.00
lgrd 17840 105.00
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 46460 100.00
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard, is he here?” “No, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give my Dad a message.” “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “no, I really want to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”
Monday January 21, 2019
15 loads.
Market was steady on a very light run.
Straw: 1
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 31820 110.00
CORNSTALKS: 2
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 49320 62.50
lgrd 47540 57.50
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven point.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score….”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to be beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally poops the bed.
The wife says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides!”
