Monday April 15, 2019
35 loads.
Alfalfa sold very well today with lots of buyer interest. Quality varied, and prices reflected that. Grass sold a little stronger with pretty good buyer interest. Quality varied a lot. Bedding sold weak, but cornstalks remained steady. 2 MONDAY SALES REMAINING!!
Alfalfa: 15
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 2060 165.00 4th
3x3 14340 200.00 2nd
lgrd 58260 235.00 2nd
lgrd 51860 180.00 3rd
lgrd 53360 180.00 2nd
lgrd 47980 175.00 4th
lgrd 59780 170.00 3rd
lgrd 57440 162.50 3rd
lgrd 54820 142.50 2nd
lgrd 49920 140.00 1st
lgrd 54460 140.00 4th
lgrd 47040 140.00 2nd
lgrd 137.50 1st
lgrd 135.00
lgrd 49900 135.00 1st
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/TON
smsq 3580 205.00
smsq 9090 170.00
lgrd 11660 170.00
lgrd 49080 160.00
lgrd 46520 150.00
lgrd 47860 150.00
lgrd 7240 150.00
lgrd 49920 145.00
lgrd 54160 145.00
lgrd 44280 132.50
lgrd 45880 115.00
John was in an accident, and his face was badly burned. The doctors couldn’t reconstruct his face with John’s own skin because he was so skinny. But his wife said they could use hers. The doctor decided that the best skin to be used was from her butt. So they took her skin and reconstructed John’s face.
After the surgery, he looked amazing – better than ever! His entire family was amazed, but none of them ever learned where the skin came from; they assumed it was his own.
One night John is overcome with emotion so he begins to cry and tells his wife, “I love you so much. I’m so grateful for your sacrifice.”
She shrugs and says, “Honey, all the thanks I need comes when your mother kisses you on the cheek.”
Thursday April 11, 2019
38 loads.
This was the darkest sale we’ve ever hosted! (We were without power) The sale was very much weather affected today. Market was steady to weak with limited transactions. MONDAY SALES CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF THIS MONTH!! 3 MONDAY SALES LEFT!!
----STRAW-1-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 3260 100.00
--CORNSTALKS-4--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 53720 52.50
lgrd 42040 47.50
lgrd 45780 47.50
lgrd 45880 47.50
~~ A man left work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Thursday April 11, 2019
38 loads.
This was the darkest sale we’ve ever hosted! (We were without power) The sale was very much weather affected today. Market was steady to weak with limited transactions. MONDAY SALES CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF THIS MONTH!! 3 MONDAY SALES LEFT!!
Alfalfa: 15
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 45540 135.00
lgrd 49220 192.50 4th
lgrd 51440 190.00
lgrd 13640 175.00
lgrd 46280 162.50 2nd
lgrd 41780 150.00 2nd
lgrd 46220 150.00 2nd
lgrd 52080 147.50 4th
lgrd 48960 145.00 2nd
lgrd 46980 140.00 1st
lgrd 140.00 1st
lgrd 51840 137.50 1st
lgrd 135.00 1st
lgrd 50560 132.50 1st
lgrd 32320 130.00 1st
GRASS: 18
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 24040 132.50
3x3 24040 132.50
3x3 44780 125.00
lgrd 44680 162.50
lgrd 6140 160.00
lgrd 57520 145.00
lgrd 142.50
lgrd 46900 137.50
lgrd 52480 132.50
lgrd 52920 132.50
lgrd 45520 130.00
lgrd 52200 130.00
lgrd 34940 130.00
lgrd 51340 130.00
lgrd 52920 127.50
lgrd 57400 125.00
lgrd 56980 125.00
lgrd 38300 122.50
~~ A man left work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Monday April 8, 2019
16 loads.
Market was called steady on a very light test today. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
MIXED -1
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 42320 177.50
--CORNSTALKS-1--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 42180 50.00
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter, and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day that he would push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it son?” The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.”
The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree.”
Monday April 8, 2019
16 loads.
Market was called steady on a very light test today. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
Alfalfa: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 13860 185.00 3rd
lgrd 59840 160.00 2nd
lgrd 51820 145.00 2nd
lgrd 55760 145.00 3rd
lgrd 27820 127.50 3rd
lgrd 56980 127.50 3rd
lgrd 37360 120.00
GRASS: 7
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 11220 170.00
lgrd 44140 150.00
lgrd 52460 147.50
lgrd 50890 132.50
lgrd 53280 125.00
lgrd 47900 125.00
lgrd 43280 122.50
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter, and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided that today was the day that he would push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away. That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad replied, “Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn’t it son?” The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, “Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn’t get into trouble because he told the truth.”
The dad replied, “Well, son, George Washington’s father wasn’t in that cherry tree.”
Thursday April 4, 2019
67 loads.
MONDAY SALES CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF THIS MONTH!! 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!! Better quality hay sold steady. Mid-range and poorer quality sold a little lower. Bedding was sharply lower today.
MIXED --4
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 43480 190.00
lgrd 30220 182.50
lgrd 49220 142.50
lgrd 17540 140.00
-----STRAW-4---
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45060 75.00
lgrd 23300 65.00
lgrd 45580 62.50
lgrd 45960 60.00
--CORNSTALKS-9--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 45780 55.00
lgrd 50360 52.50
lgrd 45800 50.00
lgrd 47100 47.50
lgrd 48760 47.50
lgrd 21320 45.00
lgrd 43840 45.00
lgrd 59480 42.50
lgrd 34940 40.00
~~Bring a big bolt to an amusement park, and then get on a roller coaster next to some that looks terrified. As the ride takes off, hold the bolt up and say, *Wait, where did this come from?*
~~I’ve started telling people about all the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness really.
~~Did you know that on the Canary Islands, there is not one canary? Virgin Islands? Same thing- not one single canary there either.
Thursday April 4, 2019
67 loads.
MONDAY SALES CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF THIS MONTH!! 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!! Better quality hay sold steady. Mid-range and poorer quality sold a little lower. Bedding was sharply lower today.
Alfalfa: 35
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
------ALFALFA-35------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
smsq 4600 210.00
3x3 49940 240.00 1st
3x3 24900 140.00 2nd
3x3 43240 137.50 1st
lgrd 73240 190.00
lgrd 66040 187.50 2nd
lgrd 40400 180.00
lgrd 53400 180.00 2nd
lgrd 47240 177.50 2nd
lgrd 47820 177.50
lgrd 55080 167.50 3rd
lgrd 40980 162.50
lgrd 49620 160.00 1st
lgrd 49120 160.00 2nd
lgrd 56240 155.00 4th
lgrd 34440 152.50 4th
lgrd 37900 152.50 3rd
lgrd 43340 150.00 4th
lgrd 45660 150.00 2nd
lgrd 41380 150.00
lgrd 56100 150.00 3rd
lgrd 47640 147.50 1st
lgrd 55260 145.00 2nd
lgrd 53600 145.00 1st
lgrd 47960 145.00 1st
lgrd 45280 142.50
lgrd 26880 137.50
lgrd 43040 130.00 2nd
lgrd 51000 130.00 4th
lgrd 49040 130.00 1st
lgrd 43220 127.50 3rd
lgrd 52360 125.00 1st
lgrd 13010 120.00
lgrd 39030 120.00
lgrd 115.00
GRASS: 15
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 43880 192.50
3x3 145.00
3x3 43940 140.00
3x3 46380 110.00
3x3 46980 85.00
3x3 6080 60.00
lgrd 53720 190.00
lgrd 2160 145.00
lgrd 52600 145.00
lgrd 32640 145.00
lgrd 52820 145.00
lgrd 44700 140.00
lgrd 48440 140.00
lgrd 50100 140.00
lgrd 41340 140.00
~~Bring a big bolt to an amusement park, and then get on a roller coaster next to some that looks terrified. As the ride takes off, hold the bolt up and say, *Wait, where did this come from?*
~~I’ve started telling people about all the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness really.
~~Did you know that on the Canary Islands, there is not one canary? Virgin Islands? Same thing- not one single canary there either.
Monday April 1, 2019
21 loads.
Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
--BEAN STRAW-1--
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 39820 55.00
--CORNSTALKS-6--
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47240 60.00
lgrd 20180 55.00
lgrd 44220 55.00
lgrd 52960 55.00
lgrd 54340 55.00
lgrd 54340 55.00
Gynecologist who became a mechanic
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, they gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “ I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I have never seen done in my entire career.”
Monday April 1, 2019
21 loads.
Market was called strong today. Quality was pretty low. Stalks sold a little weaker. REMEMBER: WE HAVE 4 MONDAY SALES LEFT!
Alfalfa: 3
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 12240 185.00
lgrd 51580 177.50 1st
lgrd 53560 145.00 1st
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 7900 40.00 –damaged
lgrd 52040 167.50
lgrd 48600 165.00
lgrd 5060 145.00
lgrd 49460 145.00
lgrd 43380 145.00
lgrd 43520 145.00
lgrd 52920 140.00
lgrd 48580 140.00
lgrd 47500 130.00
lgrd 39140 120.00
Gynecologist who became a mechanic
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, they gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.”
After a pause, the instructor added, “ I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I have never seen done in my entire career.”
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