Thursday March 28, 2019
94 loads.

HAY DAY was today! Thank you for coming out to help us celebrate. We would not have a successful celebration without all of you! We had great buyer attendance and they were enthusiastic! Quality was much better today and the prices reflect accordingly. We had great participation in the games before the sale! We hope all had as much fun as we did!

MIXED 7

SIZE  LBS  $/TON CUT

smsq   8200 260.00

smsq   3120 250.00

3x3   44000 207.50 3rd

3x3   40200 185.00 3rd

lgrd  51180 185.00

lgrd   2880 170.00

lgrd  27860 165.00

 

-----STRAW-6-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   49960 135.00

3x4   58500  65.00

lgrd  40280 145.00

lgrd  40100 140.00

lgrd  47940 127.50

lgrd  39540 125.00

--CORNSTALKS-8--

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  51480  82.50

lgrd  52040  70.00

lgrd  52660  65.00

lgrd  38080  62.50

lgrd  43400  60.00

lgrd  21980  60.00

lgrd  17620  55.00

lgrd  44220  55.00

A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins. In the process, his car broke down. Trying to not be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. A police officer saw him and old him to stop, so he asked, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?” The man replied, “I do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating.” The policeman fainted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 28, 2019
94 loads.

HAY DAY was today! Thank you for coming out to help us celebrate. We would not have a successful celebration without all of you! We had great buyer attendance and they were enthusiastic! Quality was much better today and the prices reflect accordingly. We had great participation in the games before the sale! We hope all had as much fun as we did!

Alfalfa: 35

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

smsq   5020 235.00

3x3   46800 240.00 2nd

3x3   53160 220.00 4th

3x3   45460 205.00 3rd

3x3   44020 182.50 2nd

3x3   43140 182.50 4th

3x3   39340 177.50 1st

3x3   39000 170.00 1st

3x3   11700 170.00

3x3   40240 167.50

3x3   42860 152.50

3x3   47500  40.00 -weeds

3x4   65260 220.00 3rd

3x4   46380 175.00 1st

3x4   55680 167.50 2nd

3x4   41860 160.00 2nd

lgrd  52020 190.00 2nd

lgrd  53440 185.00 1st

lgrd  56000 185.00 2nd

lgrd  51100 180.00 3rd

lgrd  50140 175.00 4th

lgrd  52740 175.00 3rd

lgrd  17440 175.00

lgrd  53000 172.50 3rd

lgrd  45900 170.00 4th

lgrd  45820 167.50 3rd

lgrd  45520 167.50 3rd

lgrd  50780 165.00

lgrd  51860 157.50 2nd

lgrd  50420 155.00 1st

lgrd  52220 150.00 2nd

lgrd  57660 150.00

lgrd  61440 147.50 4th

lgrd  25100 140.00

lgrd  37020 135.00

GRASS: 38

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

----GRASS-38-----

SIZE  LBS  $/TON

smsq   2300 260.00

smsq   3360 235.00

smsq   9180 205.00

smsq   3640 175.00

3x3   14620 215.00

3x3   52540 192.50

3x3   36620 182.50

3x3   38680 177.50

3x3   14900 165.00

3x3    2580 155.00

3x3   42060 155.00

3x3   50680 145.00

lgrd  54140 185.00

lgrd  24860 175.00

lgrd  49060 175.00

lgrd  55020 172.50

lgrd  51160 170.00

lgrd  50740 170.00

lgrd  55280 170.00

lgrd  48480 165.00

lgrd   8580 165.00

lgrd  48440 162.50

lgrd              162.50

lgrd  49760 160.00

lgrd  46540 157.50

lgrd  39260 155.00

lgrd  62320 155.00

lgrd  48640 150.00

lgrd  40640 145.00

lgrd  51380 145.00

lgrd              145.00

lgrd  44960 142.50

lgrd  47200 140.00

lgrd  47140 137.50

A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins. In the process, his car broke down. Trying to not be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. A police officer saw him and old him to stop, so he asked, “Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going?” The man replied, “I do not like where I was buried, so I am relocating.” The policeman fainted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 25, 2019
19 loads.

Light test today. Poor quality. Market was about the same. Cornstalks sold a little lower. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS THURSDAY!!! Fun and games begin at 9:30 just east of the stop light on Main Street.

Mixed: 2

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd   8540 190.00

lgrd  32320 177.50

 

Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 5

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  49960  72.50

lgrd  46020  72.50

lgrd  48220  72.50

lgrd  43840  72.50

lgrd  40040  57.50

A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over breaking the glass coffee table with his face. He totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton eye pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together and left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton-eyed Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 25, 2019
19 loads.

Light test today. Poor quality. Market was about the same. Cornstalks sold a little lower. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS THURSDAY!!! Fun and games begin at 9:30 just east of the stop light on Main Street.

Alfalfa: 5

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   49920 175.00 2nd

lgrd  47300 150.00

lgrd  48620 140.00 2nd

lgrd  50140 135.00 3rd

lgrd  62360 132.50 4th

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x4   50060 155.00

lgrd  57500 167.50

lgrd  54200 155.00

lgrd              150.00

lgrd  47520 140.00

lgrd  49960 135.00

lgrd   6820 110.00

A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over breaking the glass coffee table with his face. He totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton eye pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together and left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton-eyed Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 21, 2019
56 loads.

Market was definitely stronger today! Overall quality was low. We have a strong demand. It is hard to get hay here due to the wet ground conditions everywhere. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS 1 WEEK FROM TODAY!!!

Mixed: 5

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   39420 142.50

lgrd  34540 175.00

lgrd  47000 162.50

lgrd  51020 155.00

lgrd  52460 152.50

Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  42420  85.00

lgrd  35940  80.00

 

Straw: 3

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x3   37600  70.00 bean

3x4   53220  82.50

3x4   55280  82.50

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 21, 2019
56 loads.

Market was definitely stronger today! Overall quality was low. We have a strong demand. It is hard to get hay here due to the wet ground conditions everywhere. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS 1 WEEK FROM TODAY!!!

Alfalfa: 19

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   43940 177.50 3rd

lgrd  49800 182.50 3rd

lgrd  50040 177.50 4th

lgrd  46500 167.50 2nd

lgrd  49260 167.50 2nd

lgrd  50460 165.00 2nd

lgrd  47560 165.00 1st

lgrd  46040 157.50 2nd

lgrd  49020 157.50 1st

lgrd  51620 155.00 3rd

lgrd  44940 155.00 1st

lgrd  45420 152.50 2nd

lgrd  52300 152.50 2nd

lgrd  48140 142.50 2nd

lgrd  59000 140.00 2nd

lgrd               140.00

lgrd  49660 132.50 1st

lgrd  51360 132.50 1st

lgrd  44840 130.00 1st

GRASS: 27

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

smsq   3820 240.00

3x3   14920 185.00

3x3   44100 177.50

3x3   44600 165.00

3x4   50540 200.00

lgrd  50180 190.00

lgrd  23180 190.00

lgrd  48340 180.00

lgrd  51160 172.50

lgrd  48620 170.00

lgrd  53360 170.00

lgrd  50380 162.50

lgrd  49540 162.50

lgrd  48300 160.00

lgrd  37320 157.50

lgrd  48940 155.00

lgrd  48320 155.00

lgrd  49780 155.00

lgrd  48520 145.00

lgrd  51740 145.00

lgrd  49760 145.00

lgrd  12440 140.00

lgrd              140.00

lgrd  44560 137.50

lgrd  48040 137.50

lgrd  52080 137.50

lgrd  45920 127.50

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 18, 2019
17 loads.

Market was called about steady today. Most of the hay was pretty wet again. Several loads were not tied very well. HAY DAY IS NEXT WEEK THURSDAY!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Mixed: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

3x3   46120 145.00

 

Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 1

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd 38320  77.50

Closing Sermon Words:

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would throw it into the river.”

He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall we Gather at the River.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 18, 2019
17 loads.

Market was called about steady today. Most of the hay was pretty wet again. Several loads were not tied very well. HAY DAY IS NEXT WEEK THURSDAY!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Alfalfa: 8

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  44920 157.50 3rd

lgrd  46220 150.00 2nd

lgrd  50100 140.00 1st

lgrd  52640 135.00 2nd

lgrd  51600 135.00 1st

lgrd  47780 135.00 1st

lgrd              132.50 1st

lgrd  44020 125.00

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  28980 180.00

lgrd  50280 157.50

lgrd  50320 155.00

lgrd  58360 150.00

lgrd  42660 130.00

lgrd  55920 122.50

lgrd  29120 120.00

Closing Sermon Words:

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would throw it into the river.”

He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall we Gather at the River.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 14, 2019
15 loads.

Market was steady on very small run due to the weather and wide spread flooding. Quality was very wet today! HAY DAY IS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!

Cornstalks: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd  37060  70.00

 

Mixed: 0
Straw: 0

Three sisters age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?” The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope that I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood, just for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”