Monday March 2, 2020
23 Loads
Market was steady today on light tests.
** Hay Day is April 2, 2020
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 57100 130.00
lgrd 56360 117.50
lgrd 57400 55.00 (Oats Hay)
lgrd 42260 125.00
lgrd 120.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 40740 110.00
lgrd 53600 105.00
lgrd 17260 95.00
lgrd 48280 85.00
lgrd 51400 82.50
lgrd 53580 80.00
lgrd 35160 77.50
lgrd 10620 77.50
lgrd 97.50
-------Sudan Grass-----
lgrd 47180 30.00
lgrd 46480 30.00
lgrd 46460 30.00
lgrd 48240 30.00
-----CORNSTALKS-3-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 43900 52.50
lgrd 49200 50.00
lgrd 46940 50.00
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-1
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 51320 160.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 55320 70.00
**A man was all upset because they had a red haired baby. He said to the doctor, " My wife and I are black haired, but not my baby!" Doc told him likely generations ago, there was a red head. Man said "No, can't be- for generations we've all been black haired." Doc: "How often do you and your wife sleep together?" "Well I'm a little ashamed of that. I'm so busy. Maybe a few times a year." Doc: "There you got it- it's rust!!"
Thursday February 27, 2020
85 Loads
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-7
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 38060 135.00 2nd-Alfalfa/Orchard
3x3 39360 80.00
3x3 42840 67.50
3x4 57080 130.00
3x4 54260 75.00
lgrd 51700 105.00
lgrd 49780 65.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 39720 85.00
lgrd 36100 100.00
lgrd 45080 50.00-Bean
3x4 2160 85.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 42240 57.50
lgrd 51720 52.50
lgrd 46360 47.50
lgrd 46900 47.50
lgrd 48100 45.00
lgrd 49880 42.50
lgrd 46480 42.50
lgrd 50160 40.00
lgrd 48240 37.50
** While waiting for her first appointment with her new dentist, Jane notices his degree certificate on the wall, which includes his first name. Suddenly she remembers a tall, handsome boy from her High School class some 45 years ago who had exactly the same name. Naturally she wonders whether this can be the same guy. However upon seeing him, she quickly dismisses any such thought. Surely this aging, balding, grey-haired old man with a deeply lined face could not possibly be one of her old High School classmates? After he had finished examining her teeth, Jane decides to ask him whether he attended the local high school. “Yes,” he replied. “That’s amazing. What year did you graduate then?” Jane asks. “In 1973,” he responds. “Amazing, you were in my class! Jane exclaims. He looks at her closely and then asks, “What subject did you teach?”
Thursday February 27, 2020
85 Loads
Today’s sale brought decent volume. The market for alfalfa was steady to stronger, grass was steady to weaker on poor quality, and bedding was lower.
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 49420 112.50 1st
3x4 49500 152.50 1st
3x4 50220 152.50 2nd
3x4 47260 112.50
lgrd 53980 175.00 2nd
lgrd 58860 175.00 4th
lgrd 44000 167.50 3rd
lgrd 41700 162.50 2nd
lgrd 57020 157.50 2nd
lgrd 49740 145.00 2nd
lgrd 50560 135.00 2nd
lgrd 58320 127.50 2nd
lgrd 50840 117.50 1st
lgrd 57240 115.00 1st
lgrd 49400 115.00 2nd
lgrd 58980 115.00 2nd
lgrd 42180 115.00 3rd
lgrd 44940 115.00 2nd
lgrd 39580 112.50 1st
lgrd 49880 110.00 2nd
lgrd 17200 110.00 2nd
lgrd 52180 105.00 1st
lgrd 54440 102.50 1st
lgrd 53140 100.00 1st
lgrd 52040 90.00 1st
lgrd 51000 77.50 2nd
lgrd 58580 55.00-Oatlage
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 48600 135.00
3x4 53260 75.00
lgrd 43900 145.00
lgrd 53840 130.00
lgrd 36980 125.00 2nd
lgrd 53660 117.50
lgrd 53920 115.00
lgrd 54280 115.00
lgrd 46760 115.00
lgrd 50440 115.00
lgrd 43540 112.50
lgrd 46120 112.50
lgrd 55320 110.00
lgrd 55480 110.00
lgrd 51600 110.00
lgrd 49480 107.50
lgrd 36460 105.00
lgrd 35300 102.50
lgrd 49720 95.00
lgrd 46980 92.50
lgrd 44440 90.00
lgrd 45740 90.00
lgrd 22400 85.00
lgrd 47120 85.00
lgrd 21080 82.50
lgrd 44480 80.00
lgrd 32280 77.50
lgrd 24080 77.50
lgrd 34720 77.50
lgrd 16200 75.00
lgrd 44780 75.00
lgrd 53460 75.00-
lgrd 31040 70.00
lgrd 47100 70.00
lgrd 30700 62.50-Japanese Millet
lgrd 45100 60.00
lgrd 47000 40.00-Sudan Grass
smsq 3300 145.00
lgrd 1560 90.00
** While waiting for her first appointment with her new dentist, Jane notices his degree certificate on the wall, which includes his first name. Suddenly she remembers a tall, handsome boy from her High School class some 45 years ago who had exactly the same name. Naturally she wonders whether this can be the same guy. However upon seeing him, she quickly dismisses any such thought. Surely this aging, balding, grey-haired old man with a deeply lined face could not possibly be one of her old High School classmates? After he had finished examining her teeth, Jane decides to ask him whether he attended the local high school. “Yes,” he replied. “That’s amazing. What year did you graduate then?” Jane asks. “In 1973,” he responds. “Amazing, you were in my class! Jane exclaims. He looks at her closely and then asks, “What subject did you teach?”
Monday February 24, 2020
26 Loads
---CORNSTALKS-8---
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 47120 57.50
lgrd 46860 57.50
lgrd 41920 55.00
lgrd 49360 55.00
lgrd 45960 55.00
lgrd 47100 55.00
lgrd 44900 55.00
lgrd 45940 55.00
** Jed goes into a public restroom and he’s barely sat down in the cubicle when he hears a voice say, “Hi, how are you?” Feeling a little embarrassed Jed says politely, “Well, I guess I’m doing fine thank you!” The voice then responds, “So what are you up to?” Jed is even more embarrassed but once again he responds politely, “Well just like you I’m sitting here trying to get a load off my mind.” He then hears the voice say, “Hey, can I come over?” Jed is now extremely embarrassed and starting to get slightly irritated too, so he snaps back, “Look, surely you understand I’m a bit busy right now!” At this point he hears the voice say, “Jane listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the next cubicle who keeps responding to all my questions!”
Monday February 24, 2020
26 Loads
The market today was steady. Quality of alfalfa was poor and grass and cornstalks were steady.
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 51800 80.00
lgrd 54920 105.00 1st
lgrd 46220 102.50 2nd
lgrd 51000 75.00 3rd
lgrd 42900 70.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 52000 117.50
lgrd 10560 115.00
lgrd 46980 115.00
lgrd 55000 115.00
lgrd 54280 112.50
lgrd 47860 100.00
lgrd 47440 100.00
lgrd 48300 100.00
lgrd 18280 92.50
lgrd 56200 55.00-Oat
lgrd 45620 40.00-Sudan Grass
lgrd 46100 40.00-Sudan Grass
lgrd 46560 37.50-Sudan Grass
** Jed goes into a public restroom and he’s barely sat down in the cubicle when he hears a voice say, “Hi, how are you?” Feeling a little embarrassed Jed says politely, “Well, I guess I’m doing fine thank you!” The voice then responds, “So what are you up to?” Jed is even more embarrassed but once again he responds politely, “Well just like you I’m sitting here trying to get a load off my mind.” He then hears the voice say, “Hey, can I come over?” Jed is now extremely embarrassed and starting to get slightly irritated too, so he snaps back, “Look, surely you understand I’m a bit busy right now!” At this point he hears the voice say, “Jane listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the next cubicle who keeps responding to all my questions!”
Thursday February 20, 2020
102 Loads
Market was mostly steady today with good buyer attendance. The quality of hay varied but was better than previous sales. There was good volume and grass and alfalfa sold steady.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-6
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 40920 150.00
lgrd 45580 150.00
lgrd 63550 125.00
lgrd 36120 107.50
lgrd 42420 85.00
lgrd 42640 75.00-30%
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x3 15760 90.00
3x4 44920 132.50
3x4 49580 117.50-Wheat
3x4 49420 75.00-Wheat
lgrd 45960 70.00
lgrd 43280 62.50
lgrd 10640 60.00
lgrd 56140 60.00-Oat
lgrd 10640 60.00
----CORNSTALKS-13-----
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 13600 67.50
lgrd 43160 65.00
lgrd 46080 60.00
lgrd 23360 57.50
lgrd 52000 55.00
lgrd 46100 55.00
lgrd 46340 52.50
lgrd 46600 52.50
lgrd 46680 52.50
lgrd 44760 52.50
lgrd 46920 52.50
lgrd 42640 50.00
lgrd 11080 50.00
** A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming,” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,” and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick did the Trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!”…I just lost it.” “CASE DISMISSED!!”
Thursday February 20, 2020
102 Loads
Market was mostly steady today with good buyer attendance. The quality of hay varied but was better than previous sales. There was good volume and grass and alfalfa sold steady.
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 42300 150.00 3rd
3x3 38340 127.50
3x4 9020 135.00
3x4 48440 132.50
3x4 50100 102.50
lgrd 56120 182.50 3rd
lgrd 19000 155.00
lgrd 46640 150.00 3rd
lgrd 49600 147.50 3rd
lgrd 52620 145.00 2nd
lgrd 57900 140.00 3rd
lgrd 50460 137.50
lgrd 41680 137.50 2nd
lgrd 47380 130.00 3rd
lgrd 47400 127.50 2nd
lgrd 48720 127.50
lgrd 56720 125.00 2nd
lgrd 37520 122.50 1st
lgrd 53800 120.00 2nd
lgrd 56740 120.00 1st
lgrd 55900 120.00 3rd
lgrd 52740 110.00 1st
lgrd 39140 105.00 3rd
lgrd 43640 102.50 1st
lgrd 40980 97.50 2nd
lgrd 35220 72.50
lgrd 57740 70.00
lgrd 32840 65.00-Rye w/undergrowth
lgrd 41740 62.50 1st
lgrd 50140 62.50-Wheat Hay
lgrd 44660 62.50-Millet
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 49000 160.00
3x3 53540 130.00
3x3 46080 115.00
3x3 41320 60.00
3x4 52560 135.00
lgrd 45860 137.50
lgrd 53140 130.00
lgrd 44180 125.00
lgrd 44180 125.00
lgrd 48640 120.00
lgrd 44300 117.50
lgrd 10980 115.00
lgrd 56960 112.50
lgrd 54800 110.00
lgrd 58360 110.00
lgrd 48880 107.50
lgrd 56360 107.50
lgrd 36500 102.50
lgrd 45860 100.00
lgrd 56220 92.50
lgrd 39700 90.00
lgrd 45840 90.00
lgrd 36700 87.50
lgrd 57540 87.50
lgrd 37260 87.50
lgrd 37060 85.00
lgrd 34700 85.00
lgrd 43540 82.50-Orchard Grass
lgrd 52600 77.50-Oat
lgrd 56860 75.00
lgrd 50640 75.00
lgrd 54500 70.00
lgrd 25400 70.00
lgrd 45380 70.00
lgrd 47860 62.50
lgrd 49040 60.00
lgrd 60260 57.50-Millet
lgrd 46000 42.50
lgrd 46240 42.50-Sudan Grass
lgrd 45900 40.00-Sudan Grass
lgrd 56920 30.00-Sudan Grass mixed w/Millet
smsq 3340 185.00
lgrd 50600 107.50
** A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, “Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming,” and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling,” and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick did the Trick,” and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!”…I just lost it.” “CASE DISMISSED!!”
Monday February 17, 2020
20 Loads
Today’s sale was very small with little interest from buyers and the quality of hay was fair overall.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-3
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 44260 150.00 1st
lgrd 50440 82.50
lgrd 54520 82.50
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 40940 110.00
** My 35-year old son and I had just finished our meal when I realized I’d left my wallet in my truck. As I headed out the door, I told the waitress what had happened. “But don’t worry, I said with a grin. “I’m leaving my son for collateral.” She looked at him. He winked at her. She turned back to me. “What else you got?”
Monday February 17, 2020
20 Loads
Today’s sale was very small with little interest from buyers and the quality of hay was fair overall.
------ALFALFA-1-------
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 41720 80.00 3rd
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 47440 145.00-Mixed
3x3 46680 70.00-Oats
lgrd 44640 107.50
lgrd 37540 92.50
lgrd 41060 80.00
lgrd 36260 80.00
lgrd 36260 77.50
lgrd 35920 70.00
lgrd 20580 70.00
lgrd 64200 62.50
lgrd 10740 60.00
lgrd 45960 57.50-Millet
lgrd 43340 55.00-Millet
smsq 3340 125.00
lgrd 54820 87.50-Teff Grass/Oats & Peas
** My 35-year old son and I had just finished our meal when I realized I’d left my wallet in my truck. As I headed out the door, I told the waitress what had happened. “But don’t worry, I said with a grin. “I’m leaving my son for collateral.” She looked at him. He winked at her. She turned back to me. “What else you got?”