71 Loads
Market was steady to strong on alfalfa today. Grass was steady. Straw was steady as well. Cornstalks were strong.
Thanks to everyone who came out to help Paul celebrate 25 years owning the hay auction.
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-1
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 37000 87.50
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 42640 97.50
3x4 48320 77.50-wheat
lgrd 33420 87.50
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 48140 52.50
lgrd 52850 52.50
lgrd 43260 52.50
lgrd 41820 50.00
lgrd 42500 50.00
lgrd 42020 50.00
lgrd 47540 50.00
lgrd 48200 50.00
**A trucker pulled into a highway café. “I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The blonde waitress (first day on the job) didn’t want to look stupid in front of the customer, so she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, “This guy just ordered 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?” “No,” the cook replied. “Three flat tires means three pancakes. A pair of headlights means two eggs sunny side up. And a pair of running boards means 2 slices of crisp bacon!” “Oh. Ok!” said the blonde relieved to finally understand the code words. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
71 Loads
Market was steady to strong on alfalfa today. Grass was steady. Straw was steady as well. Cornstalks were strong.
Thanks to everyone who came out today to help Paul celebrate 25 years owning the hay auction.
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 54980 142.50
3x3 38500 140.00 2nd
3x3 50540 110.00-new
3x4 51060 140.00 2nd
3x4 48100 137.50
lgrd 57980 162.50
lgrd 63780 160.00 3rd
lgrd 58980 152.50 4th
lgrd 40720 147.50 3rd
lgrd 55460 147.50 4th
lgrd 49380 147.50 3rd
lgrd 38360 142.50 3rd
lgrd 46600 140.00 2nd
lgrd 50220 140.00 2nd
lgrd 50200 137.50 2nd
lgrd 51420 135.00 2nd
lgrd 51900 135.00 3rd
lgrd 52400 135.00 2nd
lgrd 47880 132.50 2nd
lgrd 51420 132.50 2nd
lgrd 47640 130.00 2nd
lgrd 50820 130.00 2nd
lgrd 42730 130.00 1st
lgrd 49060 130.00 3rd
lgrd 48120 127.50 1st
lgrd 50120 127.50
lgrd 47220 117.50 2nd
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 21580 77.50
lgrd 59880 130.00
lgrd 47080 115.00
lgrd 52080 102.50
lgrd 46160 100.00
lgrd 45680 97.50
lgrd 59260 95.00
lgrd 59620 95.00
lgrd 31920 92.50
lgrd 46960 92.50
lgrd 41740 92.50
lgrd 1240 92.50
lgrd 40140 90.00
lgrd 46600 87.50
lgrd 48900 87.50
lgrd 60280 85.00
lgrd 48200 85.00
lgrd 42600 85.00
lgrd 44120 82.50
lgrd 41500 82.50
lgrd 47500 82.50
lgrd 40580 82.50
lgrd 41760 80.00
lgrd 33360 80.00
lgrd 48940 80.00
lgrd 56220 80.00
lgrd 43160 80.00
lgrd 18960 77.50
lgrd 56920 70.00
lgrd 75.00
lgrd 75.00
lgrd 52.50
**A trucker pulled into a highway café. “I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The blonde waitress (first day on the job) didn’t want to look stupid in front of the customer, so she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, “This guy just ordered 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?” “No,” the cook replied. “Three flat tires means three pancakes. A pair of headlights means two eggs sunny side up. And a pair of running boards means 2 slices of crisp bacon!” “Oh. Ok!” said the blonde relieved to finally understand the code words. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
20 Loads
Very small sale today. Not much to test. Market was steady to strong.
Come hungry on Thursday. We will be serving burgers in the shed to celebrate Paul’s 25 years owning the hay auction!!
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 39600 70.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 40920 55.00
lgrd 45480 47.50
**An Iowa Winter Poem
It’s winter in Iowa and the gentle breeze blows,
Seventy miles an hour at thirty below.
Oh how I love Iowa, when the snow is up your butt
You take a breath of winter air and your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the winter here is wonderful. So I guess I will hang around.
I could never leave Iowa, cause I’m frozen to the ground!
20 Loads
Very small sale today. Not much to test. Market was steady to strong.
Come hungry on Thursday. We will be serving burgers in the shed to celebrate Paul’s 25 years owning the hay auction!!
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 59380 75.00 1st-new
lgrd 46680 140.00 3rd
lgrd 42380 135.00 2nd
lgrd 125.00 1st
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 61700 117.50
lgrd 19280 115.00
lgrd 47120 105.00
lgrd 44800 100.00
lgrd 45140 95.00
lgrd 44900 95.00
lgrd 52140 90.00
lgrd 49880 87.50
lgrd 18300 85.00
lgrd 16540 82.50
lgrd 39800 82.50
lgrd 49600 75.00
lgrd 80.00
**An Iowa Winter Poem
It’s winter in Iowa and the gentle breeze blows,
Seventy miles an hour at thirty below.
Oh how I love Iowa, when the snow is up your butt
You take a breath of winter air and your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the winter here is wonderful. So I guess I will hang around.
I could never leave Iowa, cause I’m frozen to the ground!
71 Loads
Pretty good quality alfalfa at today’s sale. Average quality grass. Both sold steady. Straw was weaker and cornstalks sold pretty strong.
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
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SIZE LBS $/TON
3x4 48220 60.00
lgrd 40360 65.00
lgrd 35660 65.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 37940 55.00
lgrd 41260 47.50
lgrd 40420 47.50
lgrd 39900 47.50
lgrd 47300 47.50
lgrd 55280 45.00
**A man left from work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting and fishing with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday provided the same results. Thursday the swelling went down just enough for him to see her just a little out of the corner of his left eye.
71 Loads
Pretty good quality alfalfa at today’s sale. Average quality grass. Both sold steady. Straw was weaker and cornstalks sold pretty strong.
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 48820 147.50
3x3 48420 140.00 3rd
3x4 55440 147.50 3rd
3x4 49420 142.50
lgrd 51460 192.50 1st
lgrd 66640 165.00 4th
lgrd 50580 150.00 3rd
lgrd 27040 150.00 3rd
lgrd 30120 150.00 3rd
lgrd 49800 147.50 3rd
lgrd 46740 145.00 3rd
lgrd 56520 142.50
lgrd 46940 140.00 3rd
lgrd 48380 140.00 3rd
lgrd 51100 137.50 3rd
lgrd 54500 137.50 3rd
lgrd 53700 137.50 3rd
lgrd 50800 135.00 2nd
lgrd 49980 132.50 3rd
lgrd 62560 132.50
lgrd 50080 132.50 3rd
lgrd 55640 132.50
lgrd 45380 132.50 4th
lgrd 51940 130.00
lgrd 41040 130.00 2nd
lgrd 50700 130.00 2nd
lgrd 52200 120.00 1st
lgrd 52280 117.50 2nd
lgrd 50500 115.00
lgrd 43100 115.00 2nd
lgrd 52660 115.00
lgrd 37520 110.00 1st
lgrd 37560 110.00 1st
lgrd 50120 110.00
lgrd 47860 100.00 2nd
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 4760 110.00
lgrd 48700 127.50
lgrd 29800 120.00
lgrd 46200 120.00
lgrd 53260 117.50
lgrd 41340 115.00
lgrd 47660 112.50
lgrd 53720 110.00
lgrd 55780 110.00
lgrd 41140 107.50
lgrd 47500 107.50
lgrd 44700 105.00
lgrd 49460 100.00
lgrd 52480 100.00
lgrd 49580 92.50
lgrd 20040 92.50
lgrd 40140 90.00
lgrd 41000 90.00
lgrd 55420 87.50
lgrd 48060 85.00
lgrd 42260 85.00
lgrd 54140 82.50
lgrd 31940 82.50
lgrd 55620 82.50
lgrd 48580 77.50
lgrd 46380 72.50
smsq 3200 200.00
**A man left from work one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting and fishing with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife. After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied, “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday provided the same results. Thursday the swelling went down just enough for him to see her just a little out of the corner of his left eye.
32 Loads
Market was steady today. Decent buyer interest.
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-1
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
4x4 sq 50960 100.00-2nd
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 39920 77.50-rye
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 38160 42.50
lgrd 45580 40.00
**Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Electricians are the best because everything inside is color coded.” The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The third surgeon shut them all up when he said, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”
32 Loads
Market was steady today. Decent buyer interest.
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x4 51000 112.50
lgrd 50840 135.00 3rd
lgrd 53160 125.00 3rd
lgrd 52820 107.50 1st
lgrd 41640 42.50
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SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
3x3 48460 122.50
lgrd 47500 120.00
lgrd 61960 112.50
lgrd 48620 107.50
lgrd 52880 97.50
lgrd 47080 95.00
lgrd 48520 92.50
lgrd 19640 92.50
lgrd 42100 92.50
lgrd 42320 87.50
lgrd 46420 85.00
lgrd 46180 85.00
lgrd 41600 82.50
lgrd 61040 82.50
lgrd 21460 80.00
lgrd 48780 80.00
lgrd 44940 80.00
lgrd 14660 77.50
lgrd 18640 72.50
lgrd 82.50
lgrd 75.00
lgrd 72.50
lgrd 72.50
**Three surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, “Electricians are the best because everything inside is color coded.” The second surgeon says, “No, I think librarians are, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The third surgeon shut them all up when he said, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.”
79 Loads
Market was generally steady. Quality was up and down. Alfalfa had decent buyer interest. Grass sold steady to slightly weaker. Bedding sold steady.
We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 59260 112.50
lgrd 52780 110.00
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SIZE BALES $/BL
smsq 90 3.50-oat
SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 39760 72.50
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 14660 42.50
lgrd 54170 40.00
lgrd 43300 37.50
lgrd 10380 37.50
lgrd 41880 37.50
lgrd 48450 37.50
lgrd 42420 37.50
**I go to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kids meal with a leg so I said “kids meal with the leg” and the lady says “which side?” Me- *complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd decision* “I guess the right side. I don’t know what the difference is.” After several moments of laughter, she says, “No honey. Which side would you like to go with the leg? Mashed potatoes or wedges?” Jesus take the wheel.