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February 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

Posted: February 15, 2018 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

A man and a woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! The neighbors feared him, and the man took pride in this. One evening he died at the age of 98. After the funeral, her neighbors asked the widow, Arent you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?* The widow said, Let him dig! I had him buried upside down, and I know he wont stop and ask for directions.*

A singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl that loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I*ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black labrador retriever.

Last Wednesday, a passenger was in a taxi heading to the airport. She leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up on the curb and stop just inches from hitting a storefront window. For a few minutes, everything was silent in the cab.

Then, the shaking driver said, I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me! The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, I didnt realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*

The driver replied, No, no. Im the one who is sorry. Its entire my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

February 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

Posted: February 15, 2018 by Director1 in Alfalfa & Grass Results

ALFALFA: 32

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 22720 142.50 3rd
3x3 28660 140.00 2nd
3x3 52080 140.00 2nd
3x3 14180 132.50 1st
3x3 48040 127.50 3rd
3x3 49420 107.50
3x4 50480 117.50 3rd
3x4 47820 110.00
lgrd 56720 145.00 2nd
lgrd 31040 135.00 4th
lgrd 57680 135.00 4th
lgrd 55380 132.50 2nd
lgrd 24340 130.00 1st
lgrd 51820 130.00 2nd
lgrd 51200 130.00 2nd
lgrd 45380 127.50 3rd
lgrd 40780 127.50 4th
lgrd 59200 125.00 1st
lgrd 44300 125.00 2nd
lgrd 53720 125.00 2nd
lgrd 44920 125.00 1st
lgrd 31640 125.00 4th
lgrd 50700 122.50 3rd
lgrd 46000 120.00 2nd
lgrd 42720 120.00 1st
lgrd 53140 120.00 1st
lgrd 50120 120.00 3rd
lgrd 48360 115.00 3rd
lgrd 47800 115.00 2nd
lgrd 29000 112.50 2nd
lgrd 15360 105.00 3rd
lgrd 47340 100.00 1st

GRASS: 35

SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 110.00
3x3 46060 82.50
3x3 44700 80.00
3x4 56740 137.50
lgrd 43520 157.50
lgrd 51520 137.50
lgrd 48700 137.50
lgrd 60940 135.00
lgrd 44520 130.00
lgrd 53400 127.50
lgrd 21120 127.50
lgrd 49960 125.00
lgrd 49200 122.50
lgrd 54280 122.50
lgrd 46260 122.50
lgrd 21740 122.50
lgrd 46400 120.00
lgrd 46180 120.00
lgrd 55080 120.00
lgrd 46140 120.00
lgrd 52860 117.50
lgrd 40740 115.00
lgrd 48120 115.00
lgrd 17260 115.00
lgrd 51520 115.00
lgrd 64160 115.00
lgrd 47900 112.50
lgrd 53460 112.50
lgrd 35200 112.50
lgrd 47160 110.00
lgrd 54720 107.50
lgrd 46280 107.50
lgrd 50760 105.00
lgrd 40960 100.00
lgrd 62700 100.00

GRASS: 26

SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 21620 155.00
lgrd 52480 145.00
lgrd 42860 145.00
lgrd 54020 142.50
lgrd 53160 140.00
lgrd 49780 137.50
lgrd 46740 137.50
lgrd 48700 137.50
lgrd 42420 135.00
lgrd 51240 135.00
lgrd 53860 135.00
lgrd 45660 135.00
lgrd 43020 135.00
lgrd 50720 135.00
lgrd 20860 132.50
lgrd 50760 132.50
lgrd 48340 130.00
lgrd 41180 125.00
lgrd 48040 122.50
lgrd 32700 120.00
lgrd 38680 120.00
lgrd 16960 117.50
lgrd 48240 115.00
lgrd 53980 115.00
lgrd 40920 115.00
lgrd 41180 95.00

A man and a woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life! The neighbors feared him, and the man took pride in this. One evening he died at the age of 98. After the funeral, her neighbors asked the widow, Arent you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?* The widow said, Let him dig! I had him buried upside down, and I know he wont stop and ask for directions.*

ALFALFA: 26

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 47340 112.50 3rd
3x3 50000 157.50 1st
3x3 51340 135.00 2nd
3x3 51000 127.50 1st
3x3 51000 127.50 2nd
3x3 51320 125.00 3rd
3x3 29120 120.00 2nd
3x4 55260 97.50 3rd
lgrd 57860 135.00 2nd
lgrd 49000 130.00 3rd
lgrd 21420 125.00 2nd
lgrd 32340 122.50 4th
lgrd 32940 122.50 4th
lgrd 44600 120.00 5th
lgrd 44040 117.50 1st
lgrd 66040 117.50 4th
lgrd 38540 112.50 2nd
lgrd 43960 112.50 5th
lgrd 51840 110.00 1st
lgrd 48020 110.00 1st
lgrd 24780 105.00 2nd
lgrd 50960 105.00 1st
lgrd 44740 102.50 1st
lgrd 50240 100.00 1st
lgrd 50040 100.00 2nd
lgrd 51940 90.00 2nd

GRASS: 31

SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 6520 107.50
3x3 44680 75.00
3x3 45400 70.00
3x4 49620 107.50
lgrd 43180 127.50
lgrd 41060 120.00
lgrd 63580 120.00
lgrd 51140 117.50
lgrd 47280 115.00
lgrd 33020 115.00
lgrd 45640 112.50
lgrd 19940 112.50
lgrd 110.00
lgrd 55180 110.00
lgrd 45380 110.00
lgrd 49360 107.50
lgrd 18920 107.50
lgrd 52660 105.00
lgrd 49090 105.00
lgrd 42400 105.00
lgrd 52600 102.50
lgrd 44720 102.50
lgrd 52440 100.00
lgrd 52660 97.50
lgrd 56040 95.00
lgrd 50340 95.00
lgrd 16680 92.50
lgrd 51260 90.00
lgrd 52340 90.00
lgrd 22000 90.00
lgrd 40940 85.00

A singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl that loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I*ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black labrador retriever.

ALFALFA: 28

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 48500 145.00 1st
3x3 48440 130.00 2nd
3x3 47340 125.00
3x3 45820 125.00 2nd
3x3 52600 120.00 2nd
3x3 18300 117.50 1st
3x4 51740 122.50 1st
3x4 48240 122.50 2nd
3x4 14960 97.50 2nd
lgrd 59380 167.50 4th
lgrd 49940 135.00 2nd
lgrd 52220 125.00
lgrd 53920 125.00 1st
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 51960 120.00 3rd
lgrd 49300 120.00 3rd
lgrd 45760 120.00 3rd
lgrd 12600 117.50 1st
lgrd 57020 117.50
lgrd 27400 115.00 2nd
lgrd 45540 112.50 2nd
lgrd 48340 110.00 3rd
lgrd 51960 110.00
lgrd 46040 110.00 3rd
lgrd 41480 107.50 2nd
lgrd 51000 107.50 1st
lgrd 33800 100.00 3rd

lgrd 44480 90.00

GRASS: 31

SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 2540 150.00
smsq 6700 117.50
3x3 45820 120.00
3x3 47480 85.00
lgrd 42860 137.50
lgrd 49280 137.50
lgrd 56060 125.00
lgrd 45300 125.00
lgrd 51020 125.00
lgrd 40560 125.00
lgrd 52450 122.50
lgrd 58280 122.50
lgrd 43080 120.00
lgrd 53740 120.00
lgrd 18780 115.00
lgrd 44620 115.00
lgrd 58680 115.00
lgrd 47900 112.50
lgrd 46600 110.00
lgrd 105.00
lgrd 46520 105.00
lgrd 8720 105.00
lgrd 43040 102.50
lgrd 36560 102.50
lgrd 100.00
lgrd 42160 100.00
lgrd 47920 100.00
lgrd 45920 95.00
lgrd 54800 95.00
lgrd 38880 90.00
lgrd 46780 77.50

cattails 47500 40.00

Last Wednesday, a passenger was in a taxi heading to the airport. She leaned forward to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up on the curb and stop just inches from hitting a storefront window. For a few minutes, everything was silent in the cab.

Then, the shaking driver said, I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me! The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, I didnt realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*

The driver replied, No, no. Im the one who is sorry. Its entire my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

January 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

Posted: January 15, 2018 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

*Winter weather warning:
Southerners: advised not to travel unless absolutely necessary.
Northerners: you will need your big coat.

*Friends- Please be careful! New Year*s Eve I went to a party. I had a few beers, followed by a few cocktails, followed by a few shots. I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That*s when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police roadblock on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without
incident. This was both a great relief and a surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don*t even know where I got it from, and now that it is in my garage, I don*t know what to do with it.

Thursday, January 11, 2018
70 loads.

It was a very cold day in the valley. We had decent buyer interest. Market was called steady to a little weaker.

With great sadness, we have to announce that on Monday we lost a great friend and employee of the Rock Valley Hay Auction. Harvey Driesen died Monday afternoon in an accident while delivering a load of cornstalks west of Hudson, SD. Please keep his family in your prayers. We also want to remind everyone to remain cautious as farming can be very dangerous.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, *Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can*t figure it out, or how to get started.*
Boyfriend asked, *What*s it supposed to be when it's finished?*
*According to the box, its supposed to be a tiger,* she said. Her boyfriend decided to go over and help her with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box and said, *First of all, no matter how hard we try, we will never assemble these pieces into anything that resembles a tiger.* He took her hand and said, *Second, I want you to relax. Let*s have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then...* he sighed,......*Let*s put all of these frosted flakes back in the box.*

A firefighter was working on his engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders on the side and a garden hose neatly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter*s helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her cat and dog. The fireman walked over to take a closer look.

*That sure is a nice fire-truck* he said.
*Thank you* the girl replied. He took a closer look and noticed that the girl had tied the wagon to the dog*s collar and the cat*s testicles.
*Little partner,* said the fireman, *I don*t want to tell you how to run your rig, but you could probably go faster if you tied the wagon to the cat*s collar instead.*
She said, *You*re probably right sir, but then I wouldn*t have a siren.*

Two ladies were walking down the street and walked past a pet shop. There was a parrot sitting near the door on his perch. As the ladies approach, the parrot says,
*Caw.. You*re ugly.* The woman was appalled and asked, *What did you say?*
So the parrot repeated himself *Caw..You*re ugly.*
The woman said, *If you say that again, I*m gonna tell the manager.* Then the women walked away. The next day the women walk past the pet shop again.
*Caw... you*re ugly.* The woman found the manager and told him what the parrot had been saying to her.
*Don*t worry ma'am. I will have a good talking to with him and I promise he will not say that again.* The next day the two women decide to walk past the pet shop just to check. The woman says, *And what do you have to say for yourself?*The parrot gives her an angry look and says, *Oh, you know!*

January 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

Posted: January 15, 2018 by Director1 in Alfalfa & Grass Results

GRASS: 26

*Winter weather warning:
Southerners: advised not to travel unless absolutely necessary.
Northerners: you will need your big coat.

ALFALFA: 17

SIZE BALES $/BL Cut
smsq 25 4.75 2nd

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 14420 145.00 1st
3x3 47000 127.50 2nd
3x3 47880 127.50
lgrd 53760 150.00 2nd
lgrd 39720 140.00 4th
lgrd 44760 135.00 3rd
lgrd 53540 132.50 3rd
lgrd 55700 130.00 3rd
lgrd 54340 130.00 3rd
lgrd 26420 127.50
lgrd 38920 125.00 3rd
lgrd 52620 125.00 2nd
lgrd 54400 122.50 3rd
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 37940 112.50 2n d

Thursday, January 11, 2018
70 loads.

It was a very cold day in the valley. We had decent buyer interest. Market was called steady to a little weaker.

WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.

ALFALFA: 34

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 3020 135.00 3rd
3x3 50200 145.00 2nd
3x3 52980 117.50
3x4 51860 150.00 5th
3x4 42500 147.50
3x4 44800 147.50 3rd
lgrd 53300 145.00 3rd
lgrd 57020 132.50 2nd
lgrd 44600 130.00 1st
lgrd 54400 127.50 3rd
lgrd 55580 127.50 2nd
lgrd 58940 127.50 1st
lgrd 44800 125.00 2nd
lgrd 48040 125.00 2nd
lgrd 36160 125.00 2nd
lgrd 50680 125.00 2nd
lgrd 55940 122.50 1st
lgrd 43900 122.50 1st
lgrd 34580 122.50 4th
lgrd 44880 122.50 1st
lgrd 39480 120.00
lgrd 55720 120.00 1st
lgrd 43620 120.00 2nd
lgrd 11080 120.00 3rd
lgrd 55280 120.00 1st
lgrd 56140 120.00 2nd
lgrd 45540 117.50 1st
lgrd 43500 117.50 3rd
lgrd 44560 115.00 2nd
lgrd 29000 115.00 1st
lgrd 46700 112.50 1st
lgrd 45220 110.00 1st
lgrd 50360 107.50 1st
lgrd 50460 97.50 1st

GRASS: 25

SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 45280 145.00
lgrd 43400 145.00
lgrd 49180 145.00
lgrd 46880 135.00
lgrd 43120 117.50
lgrd 41420 117.50
lgrd 39340 117.50
lgrd 46160 115.00
lgrd 45980 115.00
lgrd 44000 112.50
lgrd 58660 110.00
lgrd 110.00
lgrd 43660 107.50
lgrd 48960 107.50
lgrd 52800 105.00
lgrd 50100 105.00
lgrd 39280 102.50
lgrd 58320 102.50
lgrd 50120 102.50
lgrd 46240 100.00
lgrd 44400 97.50
lgrd 47020 97.50
lgrd 53720 95.00
lgrd 50640 95.00
lgrd 48700 92.50

ALFALFA: 34

SIZE BALES $/BL Cut
smsq 24 2.75 2nd

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 48700 147.50 4th
3x3 52600 145.00 2nd
3x3 50080 145.00 3rd
3x3 26660 142.50 1st
3x3 52080 137.50 1st
3x3 18480 112.50 1st
lgrd 51900 130.00 1st
lgrd 53420 125.00 2nd
lgrd 50140 120.00 2nd
lgrd 52900 120.00 2nd
lgrd 40440 120.00 4th
lgrd 46360 120.00 2nd
lgrd 49140 115.00 3rd
lgrd 46340 115.00
lgrd 57220 115.00 1st
lgrd 48980 115.00 2nd
lgrd 54900 110.00 3rd
lgrd 56260 110.00 1st
lgrd 44840 110.00 4th
lgrd 45080 110.00 4th
lgrd 25580 107.50 3rd
lgrd 46240 107.50 3rd
lgrd 46580 105.00 1st
lgrd 27900 105.00 1st
lgrd 44880 105.00 3rd
lgrd 46080 105.00 3rd
lgrd 28260 100.00 1st
lgrd 45920 100.00 1st
lgrd 51400 100.00 2nd
lgrd 53620 97.50 3rd
lgrd 32360 97.50 3rd
lgrd 44760 95.00
lgrd 44460 95.00 2nd

GRASS: 46

SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 50920 90.00
3x3 49620 90.00
3x3 5660 60.00
lgrd 56680 140.00
lgrd 56340 135.00
lgrd 51520 132.50
lgrd 39060 127.50
lgrd 47900 125.00
lgrd 46140 122.50
lgrd 37500 122.50
lgrd 51020 120.00
lgrd 41480 117.50
lgrd 46820 117.50
lgrd 30780 117.50
lgrd 52480 115.00
lgrd 51760 115.00
lgrd 41520 115.00
lgrd 46380 115.00
lgrd 54000 115.00
lgrd 21380 110.00
lgrd 43040 110.00
lgrd 58660 110.00
lgrd 50720 110.00
lgrd 49820 107.50
lgrd 44540 107.50
lgrd 46720 105.00
lgrd 59240 105.00
lgrd 46400 105.00
lgrd 46740 105.00
lgrd 46100 105.00
lgrd 49980 102.50
lgrd 48680 102.50
lgrd 41540 100.00
lgrd 46440 100.00
lgrd 20620 95.00
lgrd 43400 95.00
lgrd 48740 95.00
lgrd 52680 92.50
lgrd 12740 92.50
lgrd 44200 92.50
lgrd 92.50
lgrd 35860 90.00
lgrd 48260 90.00
lgrd 34920 87.50
lgrd 51580 87.50
lgrd 6680 75.00

ALFALFA: 34

SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 18460 140.00 2nd
3x3 27080 127.50 1st
3x4 50320 140.00 2nd
3x4 49160 130.00 2nd
3x4 50860 127.50 3rd
lgrd 58500 152.50 4th
lgrd 50420 145.00 2nd
lgrd 49800 142.50 2nd
lgrd 52600 127.50 4th
lgrd 51740 127.50 1st
lgrd 54440 125.00 2nd
lgrd 50900 125.00 2nd
lgrd 41480 122.50 3rd
lgrd 55800 117.50 2nd
lgrd 48320 117.50 1st
lgrd 36420 115.00 2nd
lgrd 44480 115.00 2nd
lgrd 44040 115.00 2nd
lgrd 52160 110.00
lgrd 55840 110.00 1st
lgrd 58880 110.00 1st
lgrd 43120 107.50 1st
lgrd 47400 107.50 4th
lgrd 43680 107.50 2nd
lgrd 105.00 1st
lgrd 41640 105.00
lgrd 51020 105.00 1st
lgrd 30500 102.50 3rd
lgrd 54880 102.50 2nd
lgrd 51800 102.50
lgrd 52660 100.00 1st
lgrd 53260 100.00 2nd
lgrd 44360 100.00 2nd
lgrd 44760 97.50 3rd

GRASS: 27

SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 45980 95.00
3x3 45880 92.50
lgrd 56520 145.00
lgrd 44420 142.50
lgrd 37500 135.00
lgrd 48220 132.50
lgrd 49620 127.50
lgrd 48800 127.50
lgrd 49440 127.50
lgrd 52000 125.00
lgrd 46360 125.00
lgrd 51680 122.50
lgrd 21340 115.00
lgrd 53580 115.00
lgrd 49940 112.50
lgrd 47060 112.50
lgrd 12700 110.00
lgrd 33560 110.00
lgrd 32000 110.00
lgrd 50540 110.00
lgrd 49100 110.00
lgrd 54440 107.50
lgrd 51840 107.50
lgrd 44860 107.50
lgrd 51400 102.50
lgrd 21680 100.00
lgrd 18320 97.50

11-30-17 | Mixed Hay & Bedding

Posted: November 30, 2017 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

11-30-17 | Alfalfa & Grass

Posted: November 30, 2017 by Director1 in Alfalfa & Grass Results

ALFALFA: 26

SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 53060 145.00 4th
3x3 52340 130.00 2nd
3x3 53500 127.50 1st
3x4 47660 105.00
lgrd 46060 140.00 1st
lgrd 46100 135.00 3rd
lgrd 42560 130.00 4th
lgrd 51140 127.50 1st
lgrd 51600 127.50
lgrd 52400 127.50 3rd
lgrd 43600 127.50 1st
lgrd 47140 125.00 3rd
lgrd 51260 125.00 1st
lgrd 48360 125.00 3rd
lgrd 47480 125.00 1st
lgrd 37760 125.00 4th
lgrd 51800 125.00 1st
lgrd 32160 120.00 3rd
lgrd 52780 120.00 1st
lgrd 55720 120.00 3rd
lgrd 21680 120.00 2nd
lgrd 34080 117.50 2nd
lgrd 46580 117.50 1st
lgrd 49200 117.50 3rd
lgrd 39240 115.00
lgrd 43060 115.00 2nd

GRASS: 49

SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 5680 150.00
3x3 47300 120.00
3x3 45080 115.00
3x3 23960 112.50
lgrd 49160 137.50
lgrd 50240 135.00
lgrd 60320 132.50
lgrd 37820 130.00
lgrd 48020 127.50
lgrd 48640 127.50
lgrd 51000 127.50
lgrd 45940 125.00
lgrd 46420 125.00
lgrd 46720 125.00
lgrd 53900 125.00
lgrd 50480 125.00
lgrd 49280 125.00
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 38440 122.50
lgrd 15280 122.50
lgrd 49560 120.00
lgrd 14480 120.00
lgrd 45660 120.00
lgrd 47900 120.00
lgrd 41960 120.00
lgrd 39660 117.50
lgrd 55900 117.50
lgrd 45780 117.50
lgrd 24560 115.00
lgrd 51360 115.00
lgrd 57640 115.00
lgrd 49160 115.00
lgrd 34700 115.00
lgrd 20780 115.00
lgrd 115.00
lgrd 40540 112.50
lgrd 42900 112.50
lgrd 45660 112.50
lgrd 47760 112.50
lgrd 36540 112.50
lgrd 52520 112.50
lgrd 51460 110.00
lgrd 42900 110.00
lgrd 51580 110.00
lgrd 50360 110.00
lgrd 27240 110.00
lgrd 8220 107.50
lgrd 50320 100.00
lgrd 41650 92.50

11-27-17 | Mixed Hay & Bedding

Posted: November 27, 2017 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there was an ad for

Up North Bear Removers. He called them up and the man said he would be there within an hour. The bear remover arrived and got out of his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 ga. shotgun, and a mean-looking heavily scarred pit bull. The homeowner asked what the plan of action was.

The bear remover said. "I'm going to place the ladder up against the roof and go up there and knock the bear off with the bat. When he falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab the bear by the testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued and I will put him in the cage in the back of the van."

The homeowner asked,What is the shot gun for?
If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog!

11-27-17 | Alfalfa & Grass

Posted: November 27, 2017 by Director1 in Alfalfa & Grass Results

GRASS: 32

SIZE LBS $/Ton
3X3 44060 120.00
3X4 27720 120.00
Lgrd 54080 160.00
Lgrd 48840 142.50
Lgrd 49100 140.00
Lgrd 51660 140.00
Lgrd 43820 140.00
Lgrd 52140 140.00
Lgrd 49600 135.00
Lgrd 27120 135.00
Lgrd 46630 135.00
Lgrd 53620 130.00
Lgrd 56180 130.00
Lgrd 44700 127.50
Lgrd 39440 127.50
Lgrd 44380 127.50
Lgrd 48920 125.00
Lgrd 44980 125.00
Lgrd 45680 125.00
Lgrd 50700 122.50
Lgrd 35760 120.00
Lgrd 41380 120.00
Lgrd 23700 120.00
Lgrd 25960 117.50
Lgrd 47560 117.50
Lgrd 117.50
Lgrd 117.50
Lgrd 50080 117.50
Lgrd 53780 112.50
Lgrd 33060 112.50
Lgrd 50460 102.50
Lgrd 21640 95.00

A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there was an ad for

The homeowner asked,What is the shot gun for?
If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog!

11-20-17 | Mixed Hay & Bedding

Posted: November 20, 2017 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

Grass trended a little lower today. Alfalfa was called steady. Quality was average. We had good buyer attendence today.

CORNSTALKS: 12

MIXED: 3

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the utter side!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn*t chicken!

Why did the horse cross the road? To visit his neighborhood!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To get all of his animals back!

We had a light run today which is difficult to test the market. The weather was a factor and limited the buyer and seller attendance. Market was called slightly lower.

CORNSTALKS: 2

STRAW: 2

The quality of the hay was much lower today, and the market reflected that accordingly.

CORNSTALKS: 8

STRAW: 5

~~Did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.

~~Been married 20 years, but I still carry my wife*s picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. It comforts me knowing that if I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

There was not really enough hay here to test the market today. Cornstalks sold strongly.

CORNSTALKS: 4

MIXED: 1

STRAW: 2

A singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:

Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black labrador retriever.

Market was called general steady, with quality varying greatly. Supply is beginning to tighten. Demand is moderate. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

CORNSTALKS: 11

MIXED: 3

STRAW: 5

~~This weekend there was a black widow spider found in a package of grapes. Yet another reason to not be a vegetarian. You never find spiders in packages of bacon.

~~Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.

Icy conditions made for a very small sale today. Not enough volume to test the market. Cornstalk sold steady. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD ON THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!

CORNSTALKS: 9

MIXED: 0

STRAW: 0

"My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers!" - Pres. Jimmy Carter

Happy President*s Day!

Generally steady market today. We had a light supply. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

CORNSTALKS: 17

MIXED: 2

STRAW: 8

~~A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, *Wow! In all my years tending bar, I*ve never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?* *Pop,* goes the weasel.

~~Q. What did the nut say as he was chasing the other nut? A. I*m a cashew!

We had a very light test today. The market was called generally steady.

HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD ON THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!

WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING THROUGH APRIL.

CORNSTALKS: 9

MIXED: 1

STRAW: 4

Then, the shaking driver said, *I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me!* The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, *I didn*t realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*

The driver replied, *No, no. I*m the one who is sorry. It*s entire my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.*

Grass trended a little lower today. Alfalfa was called steady. Quality was average. We had good buyer attendence today.

ALFALFA: 32

GRASS: 35

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the utter side!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn*t chicken!

Why did the horse cross the road? To visit his neighborhood!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To get all of his animals back!

We had a light run today which is difficult to test the market. The weather was a factor and limited the buyer and seller attendance. Market was called slightly lower.

ALFALFA: 12

GRASS: 26

The quality of the hay was much lower today, and the market reflected that accordingly.

ALFALFA: 26

GRASS: 31

~~Did some financial planning, and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.

~~Been married 20 years, but I still carry my wife*s picture in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties in life, I take out my wallet and stare at her picture. It comforts me knowing that if I survived being married to this psycho, I can survive anything.

There was not really enough hay here to test the market today. Cornstalks sold strongly.

ALFALFA: 7

GRASS: 7

A singles ad that appeared in the Atlanta Journal:

Call: xxx-xxx-xxxx ask for Daisy.

Over 1,500 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black labrador retriever.

Market was called general steady, with quality varying greatly. Supply is beginning to tighten. Demand is moderate. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

ALFALFA: 28

GRASS: 31

~~This weekend there was a black widow spider found in a package of grapes. Yet another reason to not be a vegetarian. You never find spiders in packages of bacon.

~~Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.

Icy conditions made for a very small sale today. Not enough volume to test the market. Cornstalk sold steady. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD ON THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!

ALFALFA: 1

GRASS: 2

"My esteem in this country has gone up substantially. It is very nice now when people wave at me, they use all their fingers!" - Pres. Jimmy Carter

Happy President*s Day!

Generally steady market today. We had a light supply. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!

~~A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Wow! In all my years tending bar, Ive never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?* Pop, goes the weasel.

Then, the shaking driver said, I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me! The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, I didnt realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*

The driver replied, No, no. Im the one who is sorry. Its entire my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.

~~A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, Wow! In all my years tending bar, Ive never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you?* Pop, goes the weasel.

Then, the shaking driver said, I am so sorry, are you ok? You scared the daylights out of me! The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, I didnt realize a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly.*

The driver replied, No, no. Im the one who is sorry. Its entire my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years.