July 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Posted: July 15, 2018 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
July 5, 2018
51 loads
Today we had the good, the bad, & the ugly. Market reflected quality today and was up and down. We want to put all the flooding in the rearview mirror, and all roads in our area are open again! We look forward to having larger sales with more and better hay starting next week.
CORNSTALKS: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 43500 55.00
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 49000 140.00
lgrd 60480 137.50
lgrd 16820 90.00
STRAW: 6
SIZE BALES $/BL
smsq 29 2.75
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 32080 130.00
3x4 35980 130.00
3x4 54420 130.00
3x4 77.50
3x4 43540 70.00
I was going to bed the other night when I noticed some people in my shed stealing things. I called the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would be over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I called again. *Hello,* I said, *I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don*t have to hurry now because I*ve shot them. They aren*t going anywhere.*
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: *I thought you said you shot them?* To which I replied: *I thought you said there were no available units in the area?*
July 12, 2018
89 loads
Today was the first sale with much volume in the past month. We had good weather. Quality varied quite a bit. We had more of better grass and alfalfa, and the prices reflected that accordingly. We had a wide range of hay and price. We had several new loads of straw in today.
CORNSTALKS: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 35000 60.00
lgrd 37620 55.00
lgrd 41700 55.00
lgrd 36840 55.00
lgrd 37900 55.00
lgrd 45020 52.50
lgrd 20340 47.50
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 43500 55.00
MIXED: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 4520 115.00
3x4 52360 135.00
lgrd 48600 140.00
lgrd 51560 110.00
lgrd 32640 100.00
STRAW: 14
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 45300 62.50 wheat
3x3 41140 62.50 wheat
3x4 52280 117.50
3x4 49140 115.00
3x4 54980 115.00
3x4 45280 112.50
3x4 41880 105.00
3x4 57880 100.00
3x4 43160 77.50
3x4 75.00
3x4 75.00
lgrd 54980 95.00 new
lgrd 15720 80.00 new
lgrd 48000 42.50- bean
Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy, *I*m gonna get the day off. I*m gonna pretend I*ve gone mad!* He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts *I*m a lightbulb, I*m a lightbulb!* Murphy watches in amazement. The foreman shouts: *Paddy, go home. You*ve gone mad.* So Paddy leaves the site. Murphy starts packing is kit up to leave as well. *Where do you think you*re going?* asks the fore-man. *Well, I can*t work in the friggin dark!* said Murphy.
July 19, 2018
81 loads
Better alfalfa sold lower today. We had good quality today, but there was also some varied quality. Grass sold steady to lower. Square straw sold lower today. We had good buyer attendance today.
CORNSTALKS: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 41580 55.00
lgrd 44160 47.50
lgrd 39280 45.00
MIXED: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 21610 92.50
lgrd 50580 127.50
STRAW: 11
SIZE LBS $/Ton
wheat 39100 85.00
3x4 49520 102.50
3x4 47000 95.00
3x4 51920 87.50
3x4 52920 87.50
3x4 50680 82.50
3x4 42840 75.00
3x4 42880 75.00
3x4 72.50
lgrd 40720 100.00
bean 48920 45.00
~~Accidentally went to the grocery store on an empty stomach. I am now the proud owner of aisle 4.
~~Saw a store that has a sign that reads, *We treat you like family!* Yup, definitely not going in there!
July 26, 2018
85 loads
Almost all of the grass and alfalfa was new today. Market on the alfalfa was slightly lower, and grass backed off about $10/ ton. We had decent quality across the board, nothing fancy. Moderate buyer interest.
CORNSTALKS: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 41380 47.50
lgrd 45820 47.50
lgrd 43880 45.00
MIXED: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 21590 87.50
lgrd 48140 122.50
lgrd 47660 110.00
silage 47140 3 2.50
baleage 60480 25.00
baleage 61860 25.00
STRAW: 13
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 51400 107.50
3x4 40120 72.50
3x4 72.50
3x4 72.50
3x4 72.50
3x4 72.50
3x4 51140 70.00
3x4 52520 70.00
lgrd 38600 95.00
lgrd 36340 95.00
lgrd 33140 95.00
lgrd 32020 85.00
lgrd 47400 45.00 bean
~~I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in. I asked the trainer, *Which machine should I use to impress that lady over there?* The trainer looked over at me and replied, *I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.*
~~What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two..
July 30, 2018
78 loads
Market was rather steady today, although alfalfa was a little weaker.
CORNSTALKS: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 36940 57.50
lgrd 32720 57.50
lgrd 34080 55.00
lgrd 40060 52.50
MIXED: 0
STRAW: 11
SIZE BALES $/BL
smsq 160 3.75
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 45620 77.50
3x3 37600 72.50
3x4 47240 85.00
3x4 39740 85.00
3x4 37980 85.00
lgrd 42880 90.00
lgrd 40160 82.50
lgrd 39100 82.50
lgrd 17080 77.50 oats
lgrd 50560 65.00 oat/alf
Last Sat. a.m. Dick got up early, quietly dressed, made his lunch & slipped into the garage. He hooked up his pickup & boat & proceeded to back out into a torrential down-pour. Wind was blowing 50 mph, so he pulled everything back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered the weather would be bad all day. So he went back into the house, quietly undressed & slipped back into bed. He cuddled up to his wife*s back expectantly, & whispered, *The weather out there is terrible.* His loving wife of 5 years replied, *And can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?* That*s when the fight started.
June 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Posted: June 15, 2018 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
June 1, 2018
72 loads
Market was called steady to slightly weaker.
CORNSTALKS: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 32920 60.00
lgrd 57.50
lgrd 57.50
lgrd 45280 55.00
lgrd 32220 55.00
lgrd 41840 55.00
lgrd 39940 55.00
lgrd 55.00
MIXED: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 10060 125.00 new
lgrd 50020 155.00
lgrd 43140 147.50
lgrd 48560 145.00
lgrd 47460 130.00
lgrd 59880 125.00 new
STRAW: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 33020 150.00
3x3 32880 135.00
3x4 52630 152.50
3x4 95.00
3x4 41040 85.00
3x4 36800 82.50
3x4 44620 75.00
lgrd 37040 140.00
Five great confusions still unresolved.
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. In the word scent, is *S* silent or *C.*
3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
4. Why is there a *D* in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
June 14, 2018
91 loads
Alfalfa sold lower today with old and new crop bringing about the same $. Quality was average at best. Market is transitioning into the new hay year. Grass market was lower today. $10-$20 lower on old hay. New grass was pretty well accepted. Cornstalks sold steady. Straw was a little weaker.
CORNSTALKS: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 44960 57.50
lgrd 47540 57.50
lgrd 37620 55.00
lgrd 42620 52.50
lgrd 41100 52.50
lgrd 36600 52.50
lgrd 16020 47.50
lgrd 39460 47.50
lgrd 42520 45.00
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 54480 112.50 new
STRAW: 7
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 33480 130.00
3x4 54380 75.00
3x4 42220 72.50
3x4 39500 62.50
lgrd 39400 125.00
lgrd 38400 60.00
lgrd 35040 55.00
I went to the liqour store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and but it in the bicycle basket. I was about to leave, then I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home, just in case. That turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
June 21, 2018
44 loads
Alfalfa sold lower today, all hay was very waterlogged. Grass sold stronger with a light volume.
CORNSTALKS: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
43800 55.00
3x4 48200 45.00
lgrd 47060 55.00
lgrd 44620 50.00
lgrd 50440 47.50
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 12680 142.50
STRAW: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 54080 135.00
3x4 41080 60.00
3x4 45220 50.00
3x4 44600 42.50
lgrd 37040 45.00
Why cant you take a turkey to church? Beacause they use such fowl language.
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There was this blonde who bought two new dogs. Her friend asked the name of the dogs. She replied Timex and Rolex. Her friend replied Those are the names of watches, not dogs. Helloooo!! She replied, They are watchdogs!
June 28, 2018
48 loads
Alfalfa sold steady and weak today. A lot of both alfalfa and grass hay had a lot of rain. Prices reflected being rained on. Most grass hay was new cutting.
WE WILL HAVE A SALE NEXT THURSDAY, JULY 5, AT 12:30!
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 43320 50.00
lgrd 43900 50.00
lgrd 53200 50.00
lgrd 52940 50.00
lgrd 54280 50.00
corn/beanstalk mix
lgrd 42860 57.50
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 14920 140.00
lgrd 58820 137.50
lgrd 12540 112.50
STRAW: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 32520 135.00
3x4 51980 67.50
3x4 48920 57.50
lgrd 37420 107.50
One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn*t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, *You still haven*t used the one I got you last year.* And that*s how the fight started.
June 29, 2018
106 loads
Market was called stead to lower on the alfalfa. Grass was called steady to lower on top quality. If you are interested in small square straw bales, please contact Paul 712.470.1274.
CORNSTALKS: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 36580 45.00
lgrd 38240 45.00
lgrd 39000 45.00
lgrd 40740 37.50
MIXED: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 37980 92.50
lgrd 49800 90.00 new
STRAW: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 70060 40.00
lgrd 5100 20.00
Reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman: *And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?* the reporter asked. She simply replied, *No peer pressure.*
Growing your own tomatoes is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.
June 7, 2018
72 loads
Market was called weaker with etter supply available. Lots of new hay today, and most was of decent quality.
ALFALFA: 28
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 50280 152.50 new
3x3 48100 125.00 new
3x4 50940 170.00 3rd
3x4 46120 150.00 new
3x4 58260 145.00 new
lgrd 57820 157.50 4th
lgrd 51580 155.00 1st
lgrd 51220 150.00 new
lgrd 14220 147.50 new
lgrd 39680 145.00 new
lgrd 52400 140.00 new
lgrd 33720 137.50 3rd
lgrd 34340 135.00 new
lgrd 59580 130.00 new
lgrd 40560 130.00 3rd
lgrd 46640 127.50 new
lgrd 42500 127.50 new
lgrd 44720 125.00 new
lgrd 46660 125.00 3rd
lgrd 41480 125.00 new
lgrd 59620 125.00 new
lgrd 44580 125.00 new
lgrd 19980 125.00 new
lgrd 52460 120.00 new
lgrd 43560 117.50 new
lgrd 40380 110.00 1st
lgrd 105.00
lgrd 36540 95.00 3rd
GRASS: 22
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 47480 150.00 new
3x3 4900 65.00
3x4 38180 175.00
lgrd 54040 160.00 new
lgrd 51580 150.00
lgrd 59120 150.00
lgrd 49700 150.00
lgrd 48520 145.00
lgrd 23400 142.50 new
lgrd 52440 137.50
lgrd 137.50
lgrd 49900 135.00
lgrd 51720 135.00
lgrd 135.00
lgrd 132.50
lgrd 53360 127.50
lgrd 23440 125.00 new
lgrd 54280 117.50
lgrd 22940 117.50
lgrd 41090 117.50
rye 35400 115.00 new
lgrd 54940 110.00
When I was a kid, my parent*s would always say pardon my French after every swear word. I will never forget my first day of school when my teacher asked us if any of us knew French.
June 14, 2018
91 loads
Alfalfa sold lower today with old and new crop bringing about the same $. Quality was average at best. Market is transitioning into the new hay year. Grass market was lower today. $10-$20 lower on old hay. New grass was pretty well accepted. Cornstalks sold steady. Straw was a little weaker.
ALFALFA: 46
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 56060 145.00
3x3 7580 140.00 new
3x3 49360 140.00 new
3x3 40380 140.00 new
3x3 12540 132.50 new
3x3 52660 125.00 1st
3x3 43860 125.00 1st
3x3 46980 102.50 new
3x4 46500 155.00 2nd
3x4 67200 120.00 1st
3x4 53400 115.00 3rd
lgrd 39600 140.00
lgrd 61300 140.00 new
lgrd 47160 135.00 2nd
lgrd 36360 132.50 new
lgrd 50140 130.00 new
lgrd 41420 130.00 new
lgrd 50580 130.00 1st
lgrd 36080 130.00 new
lgrd 45420 127.50 1st
lgrd 49440 127.50 new
lgrd 54560 127.50 1st
lgrd 53160 125.00 2nd
lgrd 44140 125.00 3rd
lgrd 51760 122.50 3rd
lgrd 59880 122.50 new
lgrd 52060 122.50 new
lgrd 55340 120.00 1st
lgrd 51060 120.00 new
lgrd 38300 120.00 new
lgrd 36440 120.00 new
lgrd 44900 117.50 new
lgrd 50260 117.50 new
lgrd 43520 117.50 new
lgrd 50340 115.00 new
lgrd 43800 115.00 1st
lgrd 45120 112.50 new
lgrd 32380 112.50 2nd
lgrd 22200 112.50 new
lgrd 40080 110.00 new
lgrd 51120 110.00 new
lgrd 49580 105.00 1st
lgrd 48020 105.00
lgrd 48180 87.50 new
lgrd 52500 85.00 new
baleage 51760 67.50
GRASS: 29
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 53060 162.50 new
lgrd 52340 160.00 new
lgrd 55440 145.00
lgrd 36540 135.00
lgrd 52040 135.00
lgrd 41980 130.00
lgrd 21320 130.00
lgrd 47980 130.00 new
lgrd 130.00
lgrd 46160 127.50
lgrd 42640 127.50
lgrd 48420 127.50
lgrd 53080 127.50
lgrd 42280 125.00
lgrd 15980 125.00
lgrd 47940 125.00 new
lgrd 45600 122.50
lgrd 33960 122.50
lgrd 35400 122.50
lgrd 52580 120.00
lgrd 52780 120.00
lgrd 43560 120.00
lgrd 49660 120.00
lgrd 49500 120.00
lgrd 47060 120.00
lgrd 49080 117.50
lgrd 33880 115.00
lgrd 5360 110.00 new
rye 37720 60.00
I went to the liqour store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and but it in the bicycle basket. I was about to leave, then I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home, just in case. That turned out to be a very good decision because I fell of my bicycle seven times on the way home.
June 21, 2018
44 loads
Alfalfa sold lower today, all hay was very waterlogged. Grass sold stronger with a light volume.
ALFALFA: 20
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 53180 145.00 1st
3x3 45720 135.00 1st
3x3 38740 130.00 1st
3x3 11840 120.00 4th
lgrd 45560 125.00 1st
lgrd 45960 120.00 2nd
lgrd 45800 117.50 3rd
lgrd 47980 115.00 1st
lgrd 44080 112.50 1st
lgrd 48000 107.50
lgrd 49740 107.50
lgrd 49760 105.00 1st
lgrd 51100 105.00 1st
lgrd 42280 105.00 1st
lgrd 46860 105.00 1st
lgrd 46760 102.50 1st
lgrd 49720 102.50 1st
lgrd 50720 97.50 1st
lgrd 54600 97.50 1st
lgrd 38460 92.50 1st
lgrd 57240 75.00 1st
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 55900 165.00
lgrd 20220 165.00
lgrd 29140 162.50
lgrd 29760 160.00
lgrd 43760 157.50
lgrd 52180 140.00
lgrd 41240 140.00
lgrd 27540 135.00
lgrd 54100 130.00
lgrd 48200 125.00
lgrd 43140 37.50
Why cant you take a turkey to church? Beacause they use such fowl language.
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There was this blonde who bought two new dogs. Her friend asked the name of the dogs. She replied Timex and Rolex. Her friend replied Those are the names of watches, not dogs. Helloooo!! She replied, They are watchdogs!
June 28, 2018
48 loads
Alfalfa sold steady and weak today. A lot of both alfalfa and grass hay had a lot of rain. Prices reflected being rained on. Most grass hay was new cutting.
WE WILL HAVE A SALE NEXT THURSDAY, JULY 5, AT 12:30!
ALFALFA: 23
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 54000 182.50 2nd
3x3 43440 130.00 1st
3x3 13510 115.00 new
3x3 34106 110.00 4th
3x4 11140 120.00 new
3x4 55020 95.00 3rd
lgrd 57560 125.00 new
lgrd 44360 120.00 1st
lgrd 48180 117.50 1st
lgrd 42640 115.00 1st
lgrd 20360 115.00 new
lgrd 36350 112.50 2nd
lgrd 45080 112.50 new
lgrd 54360 112.50 1st
lgrd 51680 112.50 new
lgrd 47600 110.00
lgrd 46940 110.00 new
lgrd 50960 110.00 new
lgrd 25580 110.00 1st
lgrd 10840 107.50 4th
lgrd 53640 107.50 new
lgrd 56260 105.00 new
lgrd 53320 105.00 new
GRASS: 12
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 42600 167.50
rye 59760 77.50
lgrd 52720 175.00
lgrd 57580 170.00-old
lgrd 50190 165.00
lgrd 22420 165.00
lgrd 48420 160.00
lgrd 45680 155.00
lgrd 20240 147.50
lgrd 36920 145.00
lgrd 16680 140.00
lgrd 61500 117.50
One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn*t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, *You still haven*t used the one I got you last year.* And that*s how the fight started.
June 29, 2018
106 loads
Market was called stead to lower on the alfalfa. Grass was called steady to lower on top quality. If you are interested in small square straw bales, please contact Paul 712.470.1274.
ALFALFA: 60
SIZE BALES $/BL Cut
smsq 130 2.75 1st
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 3700 110.00
3x3 55400 130.00 2nd
3x3 51940 125.00 new
3x3 49120 120.00 new
3x3 49040 120.00 new
3x3 46960 117.50 new
3x3 43780 110.00 2nd
3x3 45180 102.50 2nd
3x3 52740 100.00 2nd
3x3 52060 92.50 new
3x3 45940 87.50 4th
3x3 44000 77.50 4th
3x4 51940 112.50 new
3x4 51640 90.00 new
3x4 50460 90.00 new
3x4 22480 87.50 3rd
3x4 30480 87.50 3rd
lgrd 57920 140.00 4th
lgrd 57640 120.00 2nd
lgrd 48060 115.00 1st
lgrd 49400 115.00 new
lgrd 53220 115.00 new
lgrd 33800 112.50 new
lgrd 48460 112.50 new
lgrd 53100 112.50 new
lgrd 51400 112.50 new
lgrd 50380 110.00 1st
lgrd 52940 110.00 new
lgrd 52200 110.00 new
lgrd 53780 105.00 new
lgrd 49480 105.00
lgrd 51600 102.50 new
lgrd 46860 102.50 2nd
lgrd 51680 102.50 new
lgrd 18420 100.00
lgrd 47960 100.00 new
lgrd 44380 100.00 new
lgrd 19120 97.50 new
lgrd 40240 97.50 5th
lgrd 48760 95.00 new
lgrd 58260 95.00
lgrd 25000 95.00 2nd
lgrd 45640 95.00 4th
lgrd 51000 92.50 new
lgrd 60920 92.50 new
lgrd 92.50 new
lgrd 46660 90.00 5th
lgrd 50080 90.00 new
lgrd 47940 90.00 new
lgrd 47320 90.00 new
lgrd 48920 87.50 new
lgrd 51860 87.50 3rd
lgrd 85.00
lgrd 44740 80.00 5th
lgrd 52480 80.00 new
lgrd 42140 80.00 new
lgrd 32780 77.50 2nd
lgrd 43280 77.50 2nd
lgrd 75.00
GRASS: 38
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 16730 127.50
3x4 45820 90.00
lgrd 50220 125.00
lgrd 52280 120.00 new
lgrd 52060 117.50 new
lgrd 51820 107.50 new
lgrd 20300 105.00 new
lgrd 18620 105.00
lgrd 53860 95.00 new
lgrd 47240 95.00
lgrd 21580 95.00
lgrd 53800 92.50 new
lgrd 41280 92.50
lgrd 52800 90.00
lgrd 55230 90.00
lgrd 90.00 new
lgrd 51860 90.00 new
lgrd 56360 87.50 new
lgrd 16340 85.00
lgrd 51140 85.00 new
lgrd 53540 82.50 new
lgrd 82.50 new
lgrd 57900 82.50 new
lgrd 49020 82.50
lgrd 54700 80.00 new
lgrd 58400 80.00 new
lgrd 39760 77.50 new
lgrd 48860 77.50
lgrd 45180 77.50
lgrd 55040 75.00 new
lgrd 41100 75.00
lgrd 49740 75.00
lgrd 10240 72.50 new
lgrd 42560 72.50
lgrd 48720 70.00
lgrd 47840 67.50
lgrd 11920 65.00
lgrd 40060 60.00 new
Reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman: *And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?* the reporter asked. She simply replied, *No peer pressure.*
Growing your own tomatoes is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.
May 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Posted: May 15, 2018 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Thursday, May 3, 2018
83 loads
Alfalfa was called lower today. Quality was down. Market was the same with the grass. Bedding was lower. Quality was the same as it has been on the stalks.
Monday sales are finished until November.
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 39080 52.50
lgrd 38660 47.50
lgrd 45520 42.50
lgrd 40020 40.00
lgrd 45980 40.00
lgrd 39260 30.00
MIXED: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 48460 140.00
3x3 50440 137.50
3x3 45220 132.50
lgrd 49240 117.50
STRAW: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 39790 82.50
3x4 42370 82.50
lgrd 9440 100.00
Stuff I wonder about (Part 2):
* If you*re attacked by the Energizer Bunny, is he charged with battery?
* What if you stop to think and forget to start again?
* Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase?
*Why doesn*t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Who was Allen, and why did he have so many wrenches?
* Where exactly is the middle of nowhere?
* Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Thursday, May 10, 2018
76 loads
Market was called steady to a little lower today. Quality was down a bit as well.
Monday sales are finished until November.
CORNSTALKS: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 50420 35.00
lgrd 47980 32.50
lgrd 13720 25.00
lgrd 17680 25.00
lgrd 48660 20.00
MIXED: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 45140 105.00
lgrd 42460 92.50
lgrd 42420 92.50
lgrd 32620 87.50
lgrd 47940 82.50
STRAW: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 46040 60.00
3x4 44280 57.50
lgrd 42760 65.00
lgrd 41580 65.00
lgrd 57440 50.00
lgrd 38240 50.00
An old lady with a cane was walking past a young man singing *21 today, 21 today.* The young man says, *You*re not 21, you old bat.* She turns to him and with a mighty swing cracks him over the head with her cane and walks away singing *22 today, 22 today.*
Thursday, May 17, 2018
59 loads
Quality was a little lower today. Market was a little lower on mid-quality grass and alfalfa also.
CORNSTALKS: 7
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 54640 47.50
lgrd 44280 47.50
lgrd 39040 47.50
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 50580 45.00
lgrd 39440 42.50
MIXED: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 46640 117.50
3x3 44440 90.00
lgrd 45840 137.50
lgrd 51240 130.00
lgrd 43980 122.50
STRAW: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 44400 120.00
3x4 49040 115.00
3x4 40860 67.50
3x4 44880 62.50
lgrd 27740 117.50
Boy: Dad, I want to get married
Dad: First say sorry
Boy: For what?
Dad: Say sorry
Boy: But for what? What have I done?
Dad: You say sorry first
Boy: But....What*s my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: But why???
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: Ok Dad, I am sorry!
Dad: Now you are ready. Your
training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you are prepared to marry.
***************************************
Monday, May 24, 2018
56 loads
Market was called steady again today. Quality remains to be a little lower. Demand is decent. We wish you all a happy and safe Memorial Day!
CORNSTALKS: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 34520 57.50
lgrd 36400 52.50
lgrd 37980 52.50
lgrd 47.50
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 45460 135.00
lgrd 145.00
lgrd 130.00
STRAW: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 40080 72.50
~Knock knock.
Who*s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
~~Who*s the new heifer?
I don*t know. Never seen herbivore
Thursday, May 31, 2018
46 loads
Market was called much stronger today on a light run. First week receiving new crop hay, and it was all put up in good shape.
CORNSTALKS: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 38580 67.50
lgrd 38120 57.50
lgrd 40140 55.00
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 44740 130.00
lgrd 49880 157.50 new
lgrd 8950 145.00 new
STRAW: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 33320 152.50
3x4 40010 87.50
lgrd 40160 130.00
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sale girl sees him and asks if she can help. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he brings a huge bag of cotton balls and a roll of string to the counter. The girl says *Sir, I thought you were looking for abox tampons for your wife.* He answered, *You see, it*s like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She returns some time later with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers because it is sooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.*
Thursday, May 3, 2018
83 loads
Alfalfa was called lower today. Quality was down. Market was the same with the grass. Bedding was lower. Quality was the same as it has been on the stalks.
Monday sales are finished until November.
ALFALFA: 37
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 44340 160.00 2nd
3x3 50740 157.50 2nd
3x3 50980 157.50 2nd
3x3 11400 155.00 3rd
3x3 47700 155.00 2nd
3x3 47420 147.50 2nd
3x3 51660 147.50 4th
3x3 20640 145.00 2nd
3x3 44600 135.00
3x3 34000 132.50
3x3 58220 130.00 2nd
3x3 24880 130.00 2nd
3x4 52580 150.00 2nd
3x4 47940 135.00
lgrd 62720 160.00 2nd
lgrd 63420 160.00 4th
lgrd 53580 157.50 2nd
lgrd 50620 155.00 2nd
lgrd 55180 155.00 3rd
lgrd 52560 155.00
lgrd 44120 150.00
lgrd 55660 150.00 3rd
lgrd 56160 147.50 3rd
lgrd 46980 145.00 3rd
lgrd 48210 142.50 1st
lgrd 54300 142.50 1st
lgrd 54440 142.50 1st
lgrd 36760 142.50 3rd
lgrd 38640 142.50
lgrd 37100 142.50 1st
lgrd 54840 140.00 2nd
lgrd 43540 140.00 4th
lgrd 47300 140.00 1st
lgrd 46980 135.00
lgrd 52620 132.50
lgrd 27780 130.00 4th
lgrd 34440 127.50 1st
GRASS: 31
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 5240 215.00
3x3 50300 150.00
lgrd 52220 177.50
lgrd 46720 160.00
lgrd 54460 147.50
lgrd 50260 145.00
lgrd 31800 140.00
lgrd 46060 140.00
lgrd 20600 135.00
lgrd 135.00
lgrd 33960 132.50
lgrd 49880 132.50
lgrd 35040 130.00
lgrd 59260 130.00
lgrd 52680 130.00
lgrd 42540 127.50
lgrd 30960 117.50
lgrd 51260 117.50
lgrd 31440 117.50
lgrd 115.00
lgrd 65740 115.00
lgrd 52060 115.00
lgrd 52620 115.00
lgrd 44540 112.50
lgrd 52620 112.50
lgrd 44780 112.50
lgrd 51180 110.00
lgrd 42440 110.00
lgrd 50720 110.00
lgrd 46840 110.00
lgrd 45100 95.00
lgrd 16860 85.00
lgrd 43420 85.00
Stuff I wonder about (Part 2):
* If you*re attacked by the Energizer Bunny, is he charged with battery?
* What if you stop to think and forget to start again?
* Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase?
*Why doesn*t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Who was Allen, and why did he have so many wrenches?
* Where exactly is the middle of nowhere?
* Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Thursday, May 10, 2018
76 loads
Market was called steady to a little lower today. Quality was down a bit as well.
Monday sales are finished until November.
ALFALFA: 35
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 49540 187.50 1st
3x3 50660 185.00 1st
3x3 47540 185.00 1st
3x3 46940 150.00 1st
3x3 47180 150.00 2nd
3x3 17800 135.00 4th
3x3 17320 130.00 4th
3x4 49140 180.00 5th
3x4 51300 180.00 5th
3x4 47380 165.00 3rd
3x4 50080 160.00 3rd
lgrd 53600 175.00 4th
lgrd 14000 160.00 1st
lgrd 44600 160.00
lgrd 58340 152.50 4th
lgrd 47020 152.50 1st
lgrd 56400 152.50 4th
lgrd 59480 150.00 3rd
lgrd 20400 150.00 1st
lgrd 53260 145.00 1st
lgrd 34560 140.00 2nd
lgrd 140.00 3rd
lgrd 140.00 3rd
lgrd 140.00 3rd
lgrd 45080 137.50 3rd
lgrd 53240 137.50 2nd
lgrd 57580 137.50 2nd
lgrd 43460 137.50 2nd
lgrd 59500 135.00 2nd
lgrd 47060 135.00 1st
lgrd 15600 125.00
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 44600 120.00 2nd
lgrd 48880 117.50 3rd
lgrd 39160 97.50
GRASS: 33
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 2480 130.00
3x3 49300 142.50
3x3 50160 130.00
lgrd 22240 175.00
lgrd 51980 172.50
lgrd 14840 162.50
lgrd 44680 152.50
lgrd 48000 145.00
lgrd 58040 142.50
lgrd 48940 140.00
lgrd 46640 140.00
lgrd 33960 132.50
lgrd 56540 130.00
lgrd 19240 130.00
lgrd 44620 127.50
lgrd 54060 125.00
lgrd 52240 125.00
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 46620 120.00
lgrd 40440 120.00
lgrd 57620 120.00
lgrd 32360 120.00
lgrd 47880 117.50
lgrd 35420 117.50
lgrd 32160 117.50
lgrd 53920 115.00
lgrd 6960 115.00
lgrd 57280 112.50
lgrd 42580 112.50
lgrd 19780 110.00
lgrd 52440 105.00
lgrd 7960 100.00
lgrd 18060 55.00
An old lady with a cane was walking past a young man singing *21 today, 21 today.* The young man says, *You*re not 21, you old bat.* She turns to him and with a mighty swing cracks him over the head with her cane and walks away singing *22 today, 22 today.*
Thursday, May 17, 2018
59 loads
Quality was a little lower today. Market was a little lower on mid-quality grass and alfalfa also.
ALFALFA: 17
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x4 44840 115.00 1st
lgrd 54700 150.00 1st
lgrd 56240 142.50 3rd
lgrd 49120 142.50 2nd
lgrd 49160 140.00 3rd
lgrd 55880 140.00
lgrd 49120 140.00 3rd
lgrd 55580 140.00 3rd
lgrd 47240 137.50 3rd
lgrd 47360 130.00 3rd
lgrd 34360 125.00
lgrd 45160 125.00 1st
lgrd 54100 122.50 3rd
lgrd 60140 120.00 2nd
lgrd 54240 120.00 2nd
lgrd 46440 107.50 1st
lgrd 36820 85.00 2nd
GRASS: 25
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 51020 125.00
3x3 4560 90.00
lgrd 22880 200.00
lgrd 48360 152.50
lgrd 54560 150.00
lgrd 44160 150.00
lgrd 45760 140.00
lgrd 56180 135.00
lgrd 31480 130.00
lgrd 46460 125.00
lgrd 51580 125.00
lgrd 49200 122.50
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 46480 120.00
lgrd 47080 120.00
lgrd 45660 117.50
lgrd 45940 112.50
lgrd 34300 110.00
lgrd 14660 110.00
lgrd 107.50
lgrd 19140 105.00
lgrd 40920 105.00
lgrd 47100 90.00
lgrd 45500 90.00
lgrd 9920 70.00
Boy: Dad, I want to get married
Dad: First say sorry
Boy: For what?
Dad: Say sorry
Boy: But for what? What have I done?
Dad: You say sorry first
Boy: But....What*s my fault?
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: But why???
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: Please, at least tell me a reason!
Dad: You first say sorry
Boy: Ok Dad, I am sorry!
Dad: Now you are ready. Your
training is complete. When you learn to say sorry without any reason, you are prepared to marry.
***************************************
Monday, May 24, 2018
56 loads
Market was called steady again today. Quality remains to be a little lower. Demand is decent. We wish you all a happy and safe Memorial Day!
ALFALFA: 21
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 56380 177.50
3x3 46680 172.50 1st
3x3 19800 165.00 2nd
3x4 46500 162.50 2nd
lgrd 48200 175.00 1st
lgrd 47240 170.00 3rd
lgrd 55520 155.00 1st
lgrd 39920 155.00 3rd
lgrd 33160 152.50 2nd
lgrd 52780 147.50 1st
lgrd 49180 145.00 2nd
lgrd 52100 145.00 1st
lgrd 67200 140.00 2nd
lgrd 48700 140.00 3rd
lgrd 62500 137.50 4th
lgrd 33610 127.50 2nd
lgrd 53140 125.00 1st
lgrd 54100 125.00 3rd
lgrd 38960 125.00 2nd
lgrd 15720 120.00 2nd
lgrd 55040 110.00 1st
GRASS: 27
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 22820 185.00
lgrd 39820 165.00
lgrd 38900 155.00
lgrd 42980 152.50
lgrd 43360 150.00
lgrd 46400 150.00
lgrd 48240 150.00
lgrd 46400 142.50
lgrd 43240 142.50
lgrd 56680 140.00
lgrd 53280 140.00
lgrd 37760 137.50
lgrd 30660 130.00
lgrd 41500 127.50
lgrd 40820 127.50
lgrd 36900 125.00
lgrd 44900 125.00
lgrd 53840 125.00
lgrd 37760 122.50
lgrd 7020 122.50
lgrd 46120 120.00
lgrd 115.00
lgrd 40060 112.50
lgrd 39180 105.00
lgrd 12600 90.00
oats 53980 30.00
wheat 53340 25.00
~Knock knock.
Who*s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
~~Who*s the new heifer?
I don*t know. Never seen herbivore
Thursday, May 31, 2018
46 loads
Market was called much stronger today on a light run. First week receiving new crop hay, and it was all put up in good shape.
ALFALFA: 21
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 44100 160.00
3x3 43060 160.00 3rd
3x4 54240 160.00 new
3x4 50440 157.50 new
lgrd 50560 165.00 2nd
lgrd 50200 165.00 3rd
lgrd 50220 162.50 new
lgrd 53860 157.50 new
lgrd 49340 157.50 new
lgrd 50140 155.00 2nd
lgrd 52740 155.00 1st
lgrd 52680 155.00 1st
lgrd 51600 152.50 new
lgrd 30920 150.00 2nd
lgrd 34900 150.00 2nd
lgrd 52280 147.50 2nd
lgrd 52680 142.50 1st
lgrd 48300 137.50 new
lgrd 40000 127.50
lgrd 34260 125.00 3rd
lgrd 25740 112.50
GRASS: 16
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 5600 180.00
3x4 38020 185.00
lgrd 47740 195.00
lgrd 48640 172.50
lgrd 52760 157.50
lgrd 51380 155.00
lgrd 43480 155.00
lgrd 40400 150.00
lgrd 50800 150.00
lgrd 52520 140.00
lgrd 47920 137.50
lgrd 47080 130.00
lgrd 48400 125.00
lgrd 45260 115.00
lgrd 44760 100.00
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sale girl sees him and asks if she can help. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he brings a huge bag of cotton balls and a roll of string to the counter. The girl says *Sir, I thought you were looking for abox tampons for your wife.* He answered, *You see, it*s like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She returns some time later with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers because it is sooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.*
Monday, April 2, 2018
20 loads
Quality was much lower today. Grass was much lower in both quality and price. Market overall was called steady. Cornstalks sold weaker.
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, beans and chips, as well as steak sandwiches! Games will be held 10:30-12:00. Hay will start lining up on the street at 9:00. We hope to see you there!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.
ALFALFA: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 50420 42.50
lgrd 57860 157.50
lgrd 38000 155.00 1st
lgrd 47560 150.0
oats 46540 82.50
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 31600 145.00
lgrd 49340 145.00
lgrd 5080 145.00
lgrd 20420 142.50
lgrd 43960 130.00
lgrd 38040 127.50
lgrd 44650 125.00
lgrd 54320 125.00
lgrd 40880 120.00
lgrd 37740 115.00
lgrd 28730 115.00
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, *Fried Chicken.* She said I wasn*t funny, but she couldn*t have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so I did. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal*s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too and told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken because you can make it into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal*s office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. My parents told me to be honest, but my teacher doesn*t like it when I am. I don*t understand. Today my teacher told me to tell her what famous military person I admire most. I said, *Colonel Sanders.*
Guess where I am now...
Thursday, April 5, 2018
72 loads
The alfalfa quality was pretty good today. Market sold steady to stronger. The grass market was strong to very strong today. Quality was good. Stalks were steady to last Thursday*s sale.Today was our annual Hay Day celebration. Check out the home page of our website for contest results! www.rockvalleyhay.com
THANK YOU for helping to make this such a successful Hay Day! We thank you for your loyalty as customers and we look forward to continuing business with you in the future!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.
ALFALFA: 26
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 4520 190.00 2nd
3x3 5120 200.00 2nd
3x3 44300 195.00 3rd
3x3 49600 180.00
3x3 46080 177.50 1st
3x3 56760 172.50 1st
3x3 43220 172.50 3rd
3x3 46720 165.00 4th
lgrd 47560 170.00 3rd
lgrd 48760 165.00 1st
lgrd 46080 165.00 2nd
lgrd 50100 165.00 2nd
lgrd 54260 165.00
lgrd 46040 162.50 3rd
lgrd 52460 160.00 1st
lgrd 23460 160.00 1st
lgrd 45860 155.00 1st
lgrd 46620 155.00 5th
lgrd 44120 152.50 2nd
lgrd 38440 152.50 2nd
lgrd 47260 150.00 1st
lgrd 54060 150.00 1st
lgrd 37860 145.00 4th
lgrd 46680 142.50 1st
lgrd 30480 135.00
lgrd 51780 120.00 1st
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 2500 162.50
smsq 6640 160.00
3x3 14840 187.50
3x3 47640 185.00
3x3 48360 185.00
3x3 41780 165.00
3x3 45260 160.00
3x3 48400 160.00
3x3 46680 157.50
3x3 2270 155.00
3x3 45060 140.00
3x4 53720 155.00
3x4 50500 120.00
lgrd 54420 165.00
lgrd 40240 162.50
lgrd 58260 160.00
lgrd 53460 160.00
lgrd 56100 160.00
lgrd 55340 160.00
lgrd 14960 157.50
lgrd 55920 157.50
lgrd 49420 157.50
lgrd 53440 157.50
lgrd 40340 157.50
lgrd 56360 152.50
lgrd 36100 150.00
lgrd 53140 150.00
lgrd 54540 150.00
lgrd 20780 150.00
lgrd 12740 147.50
lgrd 47600 145.00
lgrd 47320 145.00
lgrd 145.00
lgrd 46220 137.50
lgrd 5480 130.00
I need to rehome a small dog. It*s a small terrier and tends to bark alot. If you*re interested let me know and I will jump over my neighbor*s fence and get it for you.
Monday, April 9, 2018
34 loads
Light test across the board today. Market was called about steady. Check out our website homepage for results of the Hay Day winners!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Three Monday sales remaining.
ALFALFA: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 48320 175.00 4th
lgrd 56680 167.50
lgrd 140.00 2nd
GRASS: 11
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 53860 160.00
lgrd 51640 150.00
lgrd 50180 147.50
lgrd 51400 145.00
rye 13940 102.50
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: *Windows frozen, won*t open.* Husband texts back: *Gently pour lukewarm water on it, then gently tap around the edges with a
hammer.* Wife texts back 10 minutes later: *Computer*s really messed up now*
Thursday, April 12, 2018
93 loads
Alfalfa was called steady to higher. Grass was steady to lower. Cornstalks sold steady today.
WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES REMAINING!!!
ALFALFA: 32
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 51060 177.50 1st
3x3 59440 177.50 1st
3x3 47440 175.00 1st
3x3 49020 175.00 3rd
3x3 47560 175.00 1st
3x3 51780 170.00 4th
3x3 51180 165.00 4th
3x3 53420 157.50 1st
lgrd 49520 185.00 4th
lgrd 182.50
lgrd 50780 180.00 4th
lgrd 54820 177.50 2nd
lgrd 47400 177.50 3rd
lgrd 51100 175.00 4th
lgrd 57240 167.50 2nd
lgrd 52480 167.50 2nd
lgrd 47900 165.00 2nd
lgrd 53480 165.00
lgrd 51660 165.00 2nd
lgrd 58360 162.50 1st
lgrd 49500 162.50 2nd
lgrd 44320 160.00 2nd
lgrd 45800 160.00
lgrd 51820 157.50 4th
lgrd 41000 157.50 3rd
lgrd 53880 155.00 3rd
lgrd 54800 155.00 2nd
lgrd 52520 155.00 4th
lgrd 54420 150.00
lgrd 55440 145.00 3rd
lgrd 47900 140.00 2nd
GRASS: 42
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 5500 105.00
smsq 8040 95.00
2x3 43020 145.00
3x3 45140 155.00
3x3 38540 150.00
3x3 47640 135.00
3x3 37280 120.00
3x3 32200 117.50
3x3 50800 110.00
3x4 44640 120.00
lgrd 38520 157.50
lgrd 50920 155.00
lgrd 50720 150.00
lgrd 45980 150.00
lgrd 51280 145.00
lgrd 12020 140.00
lgrd 6340 140.00
lgrd 42880 140.00
lgrd 47380 140.00
lgrd 36720 135.00
lgrd 52360 135.00
lgrd 50580 135.00
lgrd 43380 135.00
lgrd 11180 130.00
lgrd 39240 130.00
lgrd 43890 130.00
lgrd 45480 127.50
lgrd 39200 125.00
lgrd 20760 125.00
lgrd 50040 117.50
lgrd 54280 117.50
lgrd 59200 117.50
lgrd 39420 117.50
lgrd 30500 115.00
lgrd 54360 115.00
lgrd 49880 115.00
lgrd 48780 115.00
lgrd 45200 115.00
lgrd 46660 112.50
Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop to ask for directions.
Monday, April 16, 2018
1 loads
After the April blizzard, there was not enough of anything to test. We can sure use more hay and straw.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Two Monday sales remaining.
ALFALFA: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 46700 172.50 2nd
GRASS: 10
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 24080 155.00
lgrd 25920 150.00
lgrd 39380 145.00
lgrd 14320 145.00
lgrd 51980 142.50
lgrd 55580 140.00
lgrd 5140 130.00
lgrd 4740 130.00
lgrd 9480 130.00
lgrd 54700 125.00
A man and wife are dining in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging drinks at the bar. The wife asks her husband if he knows her? The husband replies: Yes, she's my ex-girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split 7 years ago, and hasn't been sober since.
The wife: Oh my! Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long.
Thursday, Apri 19, 2018
63 load
After yet another April blizzard, the market was called pretty steady. Alfalfa quality was down a bit. We had good quality on grass. Cornstalks were called steady with a decent quantity.
WE HAVE 2 MONDAY SALESREMAINING!!!
ALFALFA: 26
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 2400 105.00
smsq 220.00
3x3 46540 175.00
3x3 50880 170.00 2nd
3x3 58100 170.00 1st
3x3 45480 155.00 1st
3x3 47880 150.00 1st
3x3 49720 145.00 1st
3x4 47100 162.50 2nd
3x4 47900 155.00 1st
lgrd 52120 170.00 3rd
lgrd 49800 165.00 3rd
lgrd 51180 162.50 1st
lgrd 51620 157.50 2nd
lgrd 55380 157.50 2nd
lgrd 53200 157.50 3rd
lgrd 31420 157.50 3rd
lgrd 47340 155.00 3rd
lgrd 35200 155.00 2nd
lgrd 44400 155.00
lgrd 38720 152.50 3rd
lgrd 32000 142.50 3rd
lgrd 38900 140.00 2nd
lgrd 49700 140.00 1st
lgrd 47040 122.50 2nd
lgrd 38460 117.50 3rd
GRASS: 14
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 8460 150.00
3x3 43540 147.50
3x3 50260 137.50
3x4 45920 135.00
lgrd 170.00
lgrd 53940 165.00
lgrd 20120 165.00
lgrd 50580 160.00
lgrd 54480 160.00
lgrd 47320 150.00
lgrd 55300 140.00
lgrd 140.00
lgrd 12700 130.00
lgrd 117.50
10 FUN FACTS
1. You can*t see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can*t count your hair.
3. You can*t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you tried #3 you realized it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just check to see if there is a #5.
10. Share this with your friends so they can have some fun too!
Monday, April 23, 2018
34 loads
Market was called steady today on light run. Quality was down a bit today, especially on grass.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. One Monday sale remaining!!
ALFALFA: 12
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 47760 190.00
3x3 45920 175.00 2nd
3x3 40020 167.50
3x3 56920 157.50 2nd
3x3 8000 70.00 2nd
lgrd 14140 172.50 1st
lgrd 40340 160.00 3rd
lgrd 32740 155.00 3rd
lgrd 47480 155.00 1st
lgrd 50140 147.50 2nd
lgrd 48420 145.00 3rd
lgrd 35940 100.00
GRASS: 12
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 1440 125.00
3x4 50420 110.00
lgrd 56080 177.50
lgrd 53660 150.00
lgrd 44440 122.50
lgrd 59520 120.00
lgrd 43580 120.00
lgrd 25040 112.50
oats 44800 85.00
oats 44440 85.00
millet 50120 80.00
millet 55140 75.00
The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on the highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A pathologist examined the birds, and to everyone*s relief, it was not bird flu. The cause of death seemed to be from vehicular impact. However, during analysis, it was noted that various colors of paint on the claws and beaks of the crows. Testing of these paints found that 98% of the birds were killed by impact with motorbikes, while the other 2% were impacted by cars. The agency then hired an
Ornithological Behaviourist to determine why the percentage difference between motorcycles vs. cars. The conclusion was that when crows eat road-kill, they always have a lookout bird to warn of incoming danger. They discovered that while all the lookout birds could shout *Cah!* but not a single one could shout *Bike!*
Thursday, April 26, 2018
86 loads
The market continues strong across all classes. Bedding sold a little weaker today.
WE HAVE 1 MONDAY SALE REMAINING!!!
ALFALFA: 30
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 4560 220.00 2nd
smsq 4820 210.00 2nd
smsq 50420 172.50 3rd
3x3 48600 210.00 1st
3x3 46440 192.50 2nd
3x3 51040 190.00 1st
3x3 42320 190.00 3rd
3x3 45620 190.00
3x3 51740 172.50 4th
baleage 5740 30.00 1st
3x4 46800 190.00 2nd
3x4 47860 190.00 2nd
3x4 50420 170.00
3x4 46220 167.50 3rd
3x4 44400 167.50 3rd
3x4 43540 167.50 3rd
lgrd 52600 180.00 2nd
lgrd 50740 175.00 2nd
lgrd 54160 170.00 2nd
lgrd 51720 167.50 1st
lgrd 47440 165.00 3rd
lgrd 53040 162.50 2nd
lgrd 49560 157.50 2nd
lgrd 54420 157.50 3rd
lgrd 55760 157.50 1st
lgrd 55000 157.50 3rd
lgrd 34480 150.00 2nd
lgrd 55020 150.00
lgrd 40000 145.00
lgrd 45920 145.00 1st
lgrd 35960 120.00
GRASS: 28
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 2700 125.00
3x3 34680 147.50
3x3 18560 145.00
3x3 57260 137.50
3x3 37660 100.00
3x4 51680 120.00
lgrd 13060 165.00
lgrd 52000 160.00
lgrd 59240 155.00
lgrd 43440 150.00
lgrd 46660 150.00
lgrd 20580 150.00
lgrd 10340 150.00
lgrd 50020 150.00
lgrd 51700 145.00
lgrd 51460 145.00
lgrd 14080 145.00
lgrd 43620 145.00
lgrd 41280 142.50
lgrd 57940 142.50
lgrd 38680 142.50
lgrd 51980 140.00
lgrd 25080 140.00
lgrd 38520 135.00
lgrd 24520 135.00
lgrd 43260 130.00
lgrd 50200 130.00
~~As you get older, you have to stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, *Wow, that*s the fastest I*ve moved in years!*
~~I sent that *ancestry* site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seed and suggested that I just start over.
Monday, April 30, 2018
26 loads
Quality was much lower today. We had a lot of clean up loads, and the prices reflected the quality. Same hay sold about steady.
WE WILL NOT BE HAVING ANYMORE MONDAY SALES UNTIL NOVEMBER. WE WILL CONTINUE THURSDAY SALES YEAR ROUND.
ALFALFA: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 54080 150.00 4th
3x4 49640 155.00 2nd
lgrd 49300 175.00
lgrd 54520 165.00 4th
lgrd 33500 145.00 2nd
lgrd 38440 140.00
lgrd 40960 125.00 2nd
lgrd 41420 112.50 3rd
GRASS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 14020 150.00
lgrd 10780 170.00
lgrd 40040 140.00
lgrd 130.00
lgrd 35340 120.00
oats 50960 75.00
Stuff I wonder about (Part 1):
*If money doesn*t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
* Why does round pizza come in a square box?
* What exactly is cured ham cured of?
*Why is someone *IN a movie,* but *ON tv?*
*When someone says they slept like a baby, does that mean that they woke up every 2 hours?
* How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?
April 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Posted: April 15, 2018 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Monday, April 2, 2018
20 loads
Quality was much lower today. Grass was much lower in both quality and price. Market overall was called steady. Cornstalks sold weaker.
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD THIS THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, beans and chips, as well as steak sandwiches! Games will be held 10:30-12:00. Hay will start lining up on the street at 9:00. We hope to see you there!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.
CORNSTALKS: 19
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 50420 42.50
lgrd 47060 40.00
lgrd 46740 40.00
lgrd 50400 40.00
lgrd 46370 37.50
MIXED: 0
STRAW: 0
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, *Fried Chicken.* She said I wasn*t funny, but she couldn*t have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so I did. I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal*s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too and told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken because you can make it into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal*s office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. My parents told me to be honest, but my teacher doesn*t like it when I am. I don*t understand. Today my teacher told me to tell her what famous military person I admire most. I said, *Colonel Sanders.*
Guess where I am now...
Thursday, April 5, 2018
72 loads
The alfalfa quality was pretty good today. Market sold steady to stronger. The grass market was strong to very strong today. Quality was good. Stalks were steady to last Thursday*s sale.Today was our annual Hay Day celebration. Check out the home page of our website for contest results! www.rockvalleyhay.com
THANK YOU for helping to make this such a successful Hay Day! We thank you for your loyalty as customers and we look forward to continuing business with you in the future!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 41640 52.50
lgrd 44640 52.50
lgrd 41060 50.00
lgrd 39660 50.00
lgrd 50700 45.00
lgrd 38380 45.00
MIXED: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 49640 170.00
lgrd 6440 140.00
STRAW: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 72 4.25 oats
3x4 45180 135.00
lgrd 37060 107.50
I need to rehome a small dog. It*s a small terrier and tends to bark alot. If you*re interested let me know and I will jump over my neighbor*s fence and get it for you.
Monday, April 9, 2018
34 loads
Light test across the board today. Market was called about steady. Check out our website homepage for results of the Hay Day winners!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Three Monday sales remaining.
CORNSTALKS: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 46000 52.50
lgrd 40440 50.00
lgrd 42680 50.00
lgrd 47140 47.50
lgrd 50380 47.50
lgrd 48940 47.50
lgrd 40860 47.50
lgrd 47540 45.00
MIXED: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 51980 147.50
lgrd 49240 122.50
STRAW: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 47220 105.00
3x4 54600 97.50
3x4 41260 92.50
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: *Windows frozen, won*t open.* Husband texts back: *Gently pour lukewarm water on it, then gently tap around the edges with a
hammer.* Wife texts back 10 minutes later: *Computer*s really messed up now*
Thursday, April 12, 2018
93 loads
Alfalfa was called steady to higher. Grass was steady to lower. Cornstalks sold steady today.
WE HAVE 3 MONDAY SALES REMAINING!!!
CORNSTALKS: 14
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 39920 55.00
lgrd 41600 52.50
lgrd 21780 52.50
lgrd 49220 52.50
lgrd 46920 52.50
lgrd 43220 52.50
lgrd 44440 52.50
lgrd 48360 52.50
lgrd 48260 52.50
lgrd 39940 52.50
lgrd 37800 52.50
lgrd 44840 50.00
lgrd 44240 50.00
lgrd 56840 47.50
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 41600 180.00
STRAW: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 11160 132.50
3x3 10340 47.50
3x4 45820 125.00
3x4 54420 50.00
Mother Nature apologizes for the late arrival of spring. Father Time was driving and refused to stop to ask for directions.
Monday, April 16, 2018
1 loads
After the April blizzard, there was not enough of anything to test. We can sure use more hay and straw.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. Two Monday sales remaining.
CORNSTALKS: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 29820 40.00
lgrd 30920 37.50
MIXED: 0
STRAW: 0
A man and wife are dining in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging drinks at the bar. The wife asks her husband if he knows her? The husband replies: Yes, she's my ex-girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split 7 years ago, and hasn't been sober since.
The wife: Oh my! Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long.
Thursday, Apri 19, 2018
63 load
After yet another April blizzard, the market was called pretty steady. Alfalfa quality was down a bit. We had good quality on grass. Cornstalks were called steady with a decent quantity.
WE HAVE 2 MONDAY SALESREMAINING!!!
CORNSTALKS: 15
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 46300 57.50
lgrd 50920 55.00
lgrd 48800 52.50
lgrd 51520 52.50
lgrd 46420 52.50
lgrd 40340 52.50
lgrd 35960 50.00
lgrd 50220 50.00
lgrd 37040 50.00
lgrd 39520 50.00
lgrd 53200 50.00
lgrd 43480 50.00
lgrd 55420 50.00
lgrd 59940 37.50
lgrd 57460 37.50
MIXED: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 46260 160.00
millet 51980 117.50
millet 53840 115.00
STRAW: 3
SIZE BALES $/BL
smsq 52 5.00
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 58280 100.00
3x4 48980 112.50
10 FUN FACTS
1. You can*t see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can*t count your hair.
3. You can*t breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried #3.
6. When you tried #3 you realized it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped #5.
9. You just check to see if there is a #5.
10. Share this with your friends so they can have some fun too!
Monday, April 23, 2018
34 loads
Market was called steady today on light run. Quality was down a bit today, especially on grass.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST. One Monday sale remaining!!
CORNSTALKS: 7
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 47920 52.50
lgrd 44480 52.50
lgrd 51180 50.00
lgrd 47500 50.00
lgrd 55400 50.00
lgrd 20160 42.50
lgrd 10780 37.50
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 53660 140.00
STRAW: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 31120 117.50
3x4 49120 80.00
The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on the highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A pathologist examined the birds, and to everyone*s relief, it was not bird flu. The cause of death seemed to be from vehicular impact. However, during analysis, it was noted that various colors of paint on the claws and beaks of the crows. Testing of these paints found that 98% of the birds were killed by impact with motorbikes, while the other 2% were impacted by cars. The agency then hired an
Ornithological Behaviourist to determine why the percentage difference between motorcycles vs. cars. The conclusion was that when crows eat road-kill, they always have a lookout bird to warn of incoming danger. They discovered that while all the lookout birds could shout *Cah!* but not a single one could shout *Bike!*
Thursday, April 26, 2018
86 loads
The market continues strong across all classes. Bedding sold a little weaker today.
WE HAVE 1 MONDAY SALE REMAINING!!!
CORNSTALKS: 17
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 56600 45.00-bean
lgrd 44000 50.00
lgrd 41620 47.50
lgrd 47.50
lgrd 47.50
lgrd 47.50
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 45.00
lgrd 45240 45.00
lgrd 47480 45.00
lgrd 19720 45.00
lgrd 40980 45.00
lgrd 49600 45.00
lgrd 59960 45.00
lgrd 49100 40.00
lgrd 9160 35.00
MIXED: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 49900 170.00
3x3 49340 170.00
3x3 41840 165.00
lgrd 46480 165.00
lgrd 52480 157.50
STRAW: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 30920 117.50
3x3 33600 90.00
3x4 49920 100.00
lgrd 35760 95.00
lgrd 36220 92.50
lgrd 35240 92.50
~~As you get older, you have to stay positive. For example, the other day I fell down the stairs. Instead of getting upset, I just thought, *Wow, that*s the fastest I*ve moved in years!*
~~I sent that *ancestry* site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seed and suggested that I just start over.
Monday, April 30, 2018
26 loads
Quality was much lower today. We had a lot of clean up loads, and the prices reflected the quality. Same hay sold about steady.
WE WILL NOT BE HAVING ANYMORE MONDAY SALES UNTIL NOVEMBER. WE WILL CONTINUE THURSDAY SALES YEAR ROUND.
CORNSTALKS: 10
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 42120 52.50
lgrd 44960 50.00
lgrd 48900 50.00
lgrd 52040 47.50
lgrd 50820 47.50
lgrd 50820 47.50
lgrd 36340 47.50
lgrd 48960 45.00
lgrd 41220 45.00
lgrd 49300 45.00
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 45380 137.50
STRAW: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 44820 77.50
Stuff I wonder about (Part 1):
*If money doesn*t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
* Why does round pizza come in a square box?
* What exactly is cured ham cured of?
*Why is someone *IN a movie,* but *ON tv?*
*When someone says they slept like a baby, does that mean that they woke up every 2 hours?
* How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?
Thursday, March 1, 2018
74 loads
Market was called stronger. We had good buyer interest with moderate volume.
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
ALFALFA: 15
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 49280 165.00 4th
3x3 42260 122.50
3x4 45760 130.00
3x4 58360 122.50 3rd
lgrd 51780 145.00 2nd
lgrd 51420 137.50 2nd
lgrd 42240 137.50 3rd
lgrd 47140 135.00 4th
lgrd 39460 130.00 4th
lgrd 45680 130.00 4th
lgrd 44660 127.50 1st
lgrd 43840 125.00
lgrd 52040 122.50 2nd
lgrd damaged 100.00
lgrd damaged 80.00
GRASS: 26
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 11040 145.00
lgrd 44400 140.00
lgrd 52180 137.50
lgrd 40760 132.50
lgrd 44740 130.00
lgrd 39620 127.50
lgrd 50740 127.50
lgrd 47580 127.50
lgrd 45480 125.00
lgrd 44100 125.00
lgrd 45820 125.00
lgrd 49480 125.00
lgrd 44000 125.00
lgrd 50120 117.50
lgrd 53060 115.00
lgrd 42340 112.50
lgrd 40700 112.50
lgrd 49440 112.50
lgrd 53320 110.00
lgrd 12020 107.50
lgrd 102.50
lgrd 37800 107.50
lgrd 21680 105.00
lgrd 39140 102.50
lgrd 21600 102.50
lgrd 46740 90.00
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy,
*Son, how old are you?*
*Eight* the boy replied.
The man continued, *do you know what these are used for?*
The boy replied, *Not exactly, but they aren*t for me. They*re for him. He*s my brother. He*sfour. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can*t do either.*
Monday, March 5, 2018
17 loads
We had a small sale today, due to the weather. Cornstalks were steady, Not enough inventory to really test anything else.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
ALFALFA: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 47700 125.00 3rd
lgrd 28980 100.00 3rd
lgrd 30260 80.00 3rd
lgrd 48800 72.50
GRASS: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 48300 135.00
lgrd 19700 122.50
lgrd 9920 95.00
MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS): 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 48460 135.00
lgrd 36140 102.50
lgrd 7740 102.50
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"
Thursday, March 8, 2018
34 loads
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
ALFALFA: 8
SIZE BALES $/BL Cut
smsq 22 4.25
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 5160 135.00 4th
3x3 43100 157.50 3rd
lgrd 51440 160.00 4th
lgrd 45300 152.50 2nd
lgrd 47120 152.50 4th
lgrd 142.50
lgrd 38760 140.00 1st
GRASS: 13
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 2520 150.00
3x4 53660 132.50
lgrd 45800 142.50
lgrd 51000 140.00
lgrd 40360 137.50
lgrd 52560 135.00
lgrd 40340 135.00
lgrd 42880 135.00
lgrd 57720 135.00
lgrd 52060 135.00
lgrd 13480 130.00
lgrd 53900 125.00
oats 46040 100.00
Monday, March 12, 2018
33 loads
Market was called steady. Not a lot of volume to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.
ALFALFA: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 45340 155.00 2nd
lgrd 38020 150.00
lgrd 42080 150.00 2nd
lgrd 61760 147.50 2nd
lgrd 41040 147.50 2nd
lgrd 64040 147.50
lgrd 58100 145.00
lgrd 42680 140.00 3rd
lgrd 40760 120.00 2nd
balage 54910 67.50 1st
GRASS: 12
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 37840 115.00
lgrd 48520 135.00
lgrd 52460 130.00
lgrd 53120 127.50
lgrd 17220 115.00
lgrd 19480 115.00
lgrd 49660 112.50
lgrd 112.50
lgrd 55780 110.00
lgrd 44740 107.50
lgrd 43820 87.50
lgrd 87.50
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.
*This is so embarrassing,* she says as she pops her eye back into place.
*I*m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks, *You are the most charming woman I*ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*
*No* she replied. *You just happened to catch my eye.*
Thursday, March 15, 2018
92 loads
The weather cooperated very well today. We had heavy volume. Market was called steady to slightly weaker. The quality varied tremendously. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
ALFALFA: 39
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 4480 155.00 3rd
52920 155.00 4th
52940 142.50 3rd
3x3 46080 152.50 4th
3x3 51280 150.00 2nd
3x3 51240 145.00 3rd
3x3 22340 145.00 2nd
3x3 29820 142.50 2nd
3x3 52680 140.00 2nd
3x3 43120 130.00 1st
3x4 46060 145.00 4th
3x4 53700 140.00 2nd
3x4 47740 132.50 1st
lgrd 50540 157.50 2nd
lgrd 52200 155.00 2nd
lgrd 49160 155.00 2nd
lgrd 57700 152.50 2nd
lgrd 52960 147.50 2nd
lgrd 47300 145.00 1st
lgrd 38320 142.50 4th
lgrd 49680 140.00 2nd
lgrd 47880 140.00 3rd
lgrd 44680 140.00 3rd
lgrd 55880 140.00 2nd
lgrd 60220 140.00 4th
lgrd 44740 137.50 2nd
lgrd 56680 137.50 2nd
lgrd 17560 135.00
lgrd 37540 135.00 2nd
lgrd 48560 127.50 1st
lgrd 38720 127.50 3rd
lgrd 49380 127.50 2nd
lgrd 44600 127.50 2nd
lgrd 61640 125.00 2nd
lgrd 51040 125.00 3rd
lgrd 29080 122.50 4th
lgrd 30080 117.50 3rd
lgrd 58500 107.50 1st
lgrd 26760 102.50 1st
GRASS: 35
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 6400 150.00
3x4 49820 95.00
lgrd 42880 145.00
lgrd 47880 142.50
lgrd 51960 142.50
lgrd 49100 140.00
lgrd 43020 140.00
lgrd 43360 140.00
lgrd 42700 135.00
lgrd 57640 135.00
lgrd 26700 135.00
lgrd 59780 132.50
lgrd 57180 130.00
lgrd 50900 130.00
lgrd 41240 130.00
lgrd 45120 127.50
lgrd 127.50
lgrd 34380 125.00
lgrd 46480 122.50
lgrd 46400 122.50
lgrd 41490 120.00
lgrd 36820 120.00
lgrd 51880 120.00
lgrd 43600 117.50
lgrd 22920 117.50
lgrd 48480 115.00
lgrd 46500 112.50
lgrd 46580 112.50
lgrd 53140 110.00
lgrd 58740 110.00
lgrd 36140 110.00
lgrd 34220 105.00
lgrd 12040 97.50
lgrd 49710 92.50
lgrd 24640 87.50
An Irish priest was driving down to New York. In Connecticut, he was pulled over for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest*s breath and then he sees an empty bottle of wine on the floor and asks, *Sir, have you been drinking?* *Only water,* the priest replied. The trooper says, *Then why do I smell wine?* The priest looks at the bottle and says, *Good Lord! He*s done it again!*
Happy St. Patricks Day!
Monday, March 19, 2018
24 loads
Very small run today. Not much to test. Bedding sold a little weaker today. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
ALFALFA: 7
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 44380 142.50
lgrd 60060 140.00 3rd
lgrd 50540 137.50 1st
lgrd 51400 137.50 1st
lgrd 55660 135.00 2nd
lgrd 45140 135.00
lgrd 46740 135.00 3rd
GRASS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
lgrd 47140 142.50
lgrd 46400 137.50
lgrd 30540 135.00
lgrd 45280 127.50
lgrd 55940 112.50
lgrd 15420 110.00
I was having trouble with my computer, so I called my 13 year old over to help me. He clicked a couple of buttons and fixed it. As he was walking back to his room, I asked him what the problem was. He said, *It was an *ID ten T* issue.* Not wanting to sound stupid, but curious in case I had the same problem again, I asked him what an ID ten T was. *Write it down* he said, so I did. ID10T.... he was never my favorite child anyway.
Thursday, March 22, 2018
63 loads
Bedding was in decent supply. Good squares sold steady. Good straw sold well, not much interest in bad straw. Stalks sold well today. Grass sold strongly with limited supply. Lower quality alfalfa sold very strong and medium to upper quality sold steady. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.
ALFALFA: 23
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 47220 147.50
3x3 19780 145.00 4th
3x3 51120 137.50 3rd
3x3 13440 102.50 3rd
3x4 46440 150.00 4th
lgrd 66140 155.00 4th
lgrd 44100 147.50 3rd
lgrd 55800 145.00 2nd
lgrd 60400 145.00 2nd
lgrd 51520 145.00 4th
lgrd 42700 145.00 4th
lgrd 58740 145.00 1st
lgrd 43420 145.00 2nd
lgrd 54840 142.50 3rd
lgrd 53860 137.50 1st
lgrd 37100 137.50
lgrd 56420 137.50 4th
lgrd 42360 135.00 3rd
lgrd 40160 130.00 3rd
lgrd 120.00
lgrd 45720 110.00 2nd
lgrd 41740 107.50 2nd
oat 47000 97.50
GRASS: 21
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 6000 150.00
smsq 5260 140.00
smsq 5920 50.00
lgrd 50660 162.50
lgrd 45500 162.50
lgrd 43900 150.00
lgrd 41020 147.50
lgrd 47820 147.50
lgrd 50780 147.50
lgrd 50560 147.50
lgrd 50540 137.50
lgrd 53680 135.00
lgrd 49840 127.50
lgrd 47780 125.00
lgrd 44180 120.00
lgrd 48380 117.50
lgrd 41520 117.50
lgrd 48120 102.50
lgrd 42640 100.00
lgrd 5040 62.50
lgrd 45840 42.50
Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, *Look Mama! It*s a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. *What did you call it?* *It*s a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture!* and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant
Hooked on phonics ~ Isn*t it wonderful?
Monday, March 26, 2018
16 loads
We had a light run today. Stalks sold well, and alfalfa was called steady. There was not enough grass to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD NEXT THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!
WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.
ALFALFA: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 42560 140.00 1st
lgrd 54820 145.00 5th
lgrd 43220 142.50 2nd
lgrd 44060 142.50
lgrd 37140 137.50 2nd
GRASS: 3
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x4 53700 107.50
lgrd 39040 132.50
rye 48020 92.50
A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. *Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter!* The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.
*You*re cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.
*The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY!* The wife runs to the fri-
*The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when you*re cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, don*t you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!*
At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, *What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.*
The husband simply smiles and says, *I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car.* Then he leaves.
Thursday, March 29, 2018
64 loads
WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.
ALFALFA: 15
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 46780 167.50 4th
3x3 50340 165.00 1st
3x3 47840 152.50 2nd
baleage48260 70.00 2nd
3x4 46680 160.00 4th
lgrd 51540 167.50 4th
lgrd 54480 162.50 3rd
lgrd 43080 160.00 2nd
lgrd 53400 160.00 4th
lgrd 47140 160.00 3rd
lgrd 48000 155.00 2nd
lgrd 37720 155.00 1st
lgrd 58720 152.50 1st
lgrd 37120 142.50 2nd
lgrd 55180 130.00
GRASS: 16
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
smsq 6780 152.50
3x3 45300 142.50
3x4 147.50
lgrd 38160 175.00
lgrd 21500 165.00
lgrd 54600 160.00
lgrd 50800 155.00
lgrd 10660 155.00
lgrd 52680 152.50
lgrd 46900 150.00
lgrd 51320 150.00
lgrd 11820 145.00
lgrd 145.00
lgrd 41880 135.00
lgrd 48940 132.50
oats 46620 82.50
March 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Posted: March 15, 2018 by Director1 in Mixed Hay & Bedding Results
Thursday, March 1, 2018
74 loads
Market was called stronger. We had good buyer interest with moderate volume.
HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
CORNSTALKS: 19
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 18080 37.50
lgrd 37660 45.00
lgrd 39280 45.00
lgrd 37960 45.00
lgrd 38100 42.50
lgrd 37900 42.50
lgrd 44280 42.50
lgrd 45200 42.50
lgrd 37580 42.50
lgrd 50900 42.50
lgrd 39980 42.50
lgrd 37480 42.50
lgrd 47240 40.00
lgrd 49460 40.00
lgrd 47600 40.00
lgrd 59260 40.00
lgrd 48620 40.00
lgrd 56260 40.00
lgrd 36040 37.50
MIXED: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton Cut
3x3 54680 122.50
lgrd 45280 125.00 3rd
lgrd 15000 110.00
lgrd 102.50
STRAW: 10
SIZE BALES $/BL
smsq 72 3.75
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 7220 45.00
3x4 1120 110.00
3x4 3960 80.00
3x4 36140 72.50
3x4 49540 62.50
3x4 47740 62.50
3x4 41560 62.50
3x4 54220 55.00
lgrd 40580 35.00
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy,
*Son, how old are you?*
*Eight* the boy replied.
The man continued, *do you know what these are used for?*
The boy replied, *Not exactly, but they aren*t for me. They*re for him. He*s my brother. He*sfour. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can*t do either.*
Monday, March 5, 2018
17 loads
We had a small sale today, due to the weather. Cornstalks were steady, Not enough inventory to really test anything else.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
CORNSTALKS: 7
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 41400 42.50
lgrd 39060 42.50
lgrd 36800 42.50
lgrd 40560 40.00
lgrd 40380 40.00
lgrd 34120 40.00
lgrd 17940 35.00
MIXED: 0
STRAW: 0
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step, the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd, sure enough, get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"
Thursday, March 8, 2018
34 loads
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 39260 47.50
lgrd 40460 47.50
lgrd 44260 45.00
lgrd 48440 45.00
lgrd 49860 45.00
lgrd 49560 45.00
MIXED: 5
SIZE LBS $/Ton
smsq 1800 150.00
3x3 43680 132.50
lgrd 58500 155.00
lgrd 51040 140.00
lgrd 35660 127.50
STRAW: 2
SIZE BALES $/BL
smsq 100 3.50
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 30020 150.00
Monday, March 12, 2018
33 loads
Market was called steady. Not a lot of volume to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES THROUGH APRIL.
CORNSTALKS: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 16720 42.50
lgrd 48660 40.00
lgrd 36760 40.00
lgrd 42620 40.00
lgrd 43360 40.00
lgrd 44740 37.50
lgrd 45480 37.50
lgrd 55200 35.00
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 49440 145.00
STRAW: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 40120 122.50
3x4 58040 117.50
At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out. It hurls by the man, and he snatches out of the air and hands it back to her.
*This is so embarrassing,* she says as she pops her eye back into place.
*I*m sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?* He nods. The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds that they have a lot in common.
He gets her phone number and asks, *You are the most charming woman I*ve ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?*
*No* she replied. *You just happened to catch my eye.*
Thursday, March 15, 2018
92 loads
The weather cooperated very well today. We had heavy volume. Market was called steady to slightly weaker. The quality varied tremendously. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
CORNSTALKS: 10
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 43920 50.00
lgrd 39480 47.50
lgrd 40440 47.50
lgrd 34960 47.50
lgrd 43040 47.50
lgrd 40620 45.00
lgrd 44820 45.00
lgrd 43080 42.50
lgrd 49560 42.50
lgrd 30.00
MIXED: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 41460 145.00
3x3 48000 145.00
STRAW: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 50780 130.00
3x4 40120 117.50
3x4 44920 82.50
3x4 45420 72.50
lgrd 39600 80.00
lgrd 38740 75.00
An Irish priest was driving down to New York. In Connecticut, he was pulled over for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest*s breath and then he sees an empty bottle of wine on the floor and asks, *Sir, have you been drinking?* *Only water,* the priest replied. The trooper says, *Then why do I smell wine?* The priest looks at the bottle and says, *Good Lord! He*s done it again!*
Happy St. Patricks Day!
Monday, March 19, 2018
24 loads
Very small run today. Not much to test. Bedding sold a little weaker today. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD APRIL 5TH!!
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.
CORNSTALKS: 7
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 48180 30.00
lgrd 47700 42.50
lgrd 46820 37.50
lgrd 42660 37.50
lgrd 46980 37.50
lgrd 47920 35.00
lgrd 15400 30.00
MIXED: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 52400 102.50
STRAW: 6
SIZE BALES $/BL
smsq 90 3.50
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 42160 100.00
3x4 48720 110.00
I was having trouble with my computer, so I called my 13 year old over to help me. He clicked a couple of buttons and fixed it. As he was walking back to his room, I asked him what the problem was. He said, *It was an *ID ten T* issue.* Not wanting to sound stupid, but curious in case I had the same problem again, I asked him what an ID ten T was. *Write it down* he said, so I did. ID10T.... he was never my favorite child anyway.
Thursday, March 22, 2018
63 loads
Bedding was in decent supply. Good squares sold steady. Good straw sold well, not much interest in bad straw. Stalks sold well today. Grass sold strongly with limited supply. Lower quality alfalfa sold very strong and medium to upper quality sold steady. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE APRIL 5! Koldy*s will be serving burgers, chips, and beans outside and steak sandwiches inside.
WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES UNTIL MAY 1ST.
CORNSTALKS: 9
SIZE LBS $/Ton
millet 46140 102.50
lgrd 27960 47.50
lgrd 42980 47.50
lgrd 47120 47.50
lgrd 48980 47.50
lgrd 48180 47.50
lgrd 49720 45.00
lgrd 48080 45.00
lgrd 43080 42.50
MIXED: 2
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 125.00
lgrd 37280 122.50
STRAW: 8
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 31220 112.50
3x4 120.00
3x4 51880 112.50
3x4 50640 90.00
3x4 47920 65.00
lgrd 37480 97.50
lgrd 39720 70.00
lgrd 40160 60.00
Jake is five and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, *Look Mama! It*s a frickin elephant!* Deep breath.. *What did you call it?* *It*s a frickin elephant Mama! It says so on the picture!* and so it does... A f r i c a n Elephant
Hooked on phonics ~ Isn*t it wonderful?
Monday, March 26, 2018
16 loads
We had a light run today. Stalks sold well, and alfalfa was called steady. There was not enough grass to test the market. HAY DAY 2018 WILL BE HELD NEXT THURSDAY, APRIL 5TH!!
WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.
CORNSTALKS: 6
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x4 56600 45.00-bean
3x4 52540 40.00-bean
lgrd 48180 57.50
lgrd 50880 52.50
lgrd 49640 52.50
lgrd 48940 50.00
MIXED: 0
STRAW: 1
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 40060 102.50
A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately he sees the eggs and gasps in horror. *Be careful! CAREFUL! More butter! You need more butter!* The wife startled at her husband*s reaction runs to the fridge for more butter.
*You*re cooking too many at once! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!* The wife, concerned about her husband*s mental state, runs back to flip the eggs.
*The butter! We need the butter! Are you CRAZY?! The eggs are going to stick! HURRY!* The wife runs to the fri-
*The eggs! Flip the eggs!! Careful! You never listen to me when you*re cooking! NEVER! Turn the eggs! Not that quickly, don*t you know how to cook? Are you insane? TURN THE EGGS!!*
At this point, the wife starts crying since she has no idea what to do. She gasps, *What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.*
The husband simply smiles and says, *I just wanted to show you what it feels like driving with you in the car.* Then he leaves.
Thursday, March 29, 2018
64 loads
WE WILL HAVE MONDAY AND THURSDAY SALES CONTINUING UNTIL MAY 1ST.
CORNSTALKS: 19
SIZE LBS $/Ton
lgrd 51300 50.00
lgrd 52260 50.00
lgrd 51240 50.00
lgrd 50240 50.00
lgrd 52320 50.00
lgrd 48420 45.00
lgrd 47300 42.50
lgrd 42.50
lgrd 50380 40.00
lgrd 36400 40.00
lgrd 48520 40.00
lgrd 44300 40.00
lgrd 37.50
lgrd 53380 37.50
lgrd 32400 37.50
lgrd 52200 37.50
lgrd 48080 37.50
lgrd 47160 37.50
lgrd 41280 37.50
MIXED: 4
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 45960 142.50
lgrd 50960 177.50
lgrd 50400 155.00
lgrd 49820 150.00
STRAW: 10
SIZE LBS $/Ton
3x3 46700 117.50
3x3 39050 102.50
3x3 32780 90.00
3x4 47180 105.00
3x4 53240 102.50
3x4 49520 77.50
bean 41240 42.50
lgrd 41200 112.50
lgrd 39700 97.50
lgrd 39440 82.50
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