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Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.

Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.

Alfalfa: 7

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   51160 170.00

lgrd  43760 155.00

lgrd  50820 150.00

lgrd  43780 147.50

lgrd  44840 142.50

lgrd              140.00

lgrd  32720 117.50 1st

GRASS: 8

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50280 155.00

lgrd  45620 147.50

lgrd  19520 145.00

lgrd  57280 142.50

lgrd  57520 140.00

lgrd  50840 140.00

lgrd  56000 137.50

lgrd  29600 102.50

A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”

 

Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.

The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.

Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  39860  77.50

lgrd  39080  75.00

Straw: 0

 

Mixed: 0

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”  When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

 

Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.

The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.

Alfalfa: 5

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

smsq    104   2.85

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   47600 170.00

lgrd  42120 115.00 2nd

lgrd  43360 112.50 1st

lgrd  44860 102.50

GRASS: 9

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  55340 140.00

lgrd  46540 135.00

lgrd  54520 130.00

lgrd  53860 130.00

lgrd  45300 127.50

lgrd  53880 125.00

lgrd  55220 117.50

lgrd  17300 112.50

lgrd  58860 102.50

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”  When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

 

Thursday January 24, 2019
46 loads.

Market was called steady to weaker. Quality seemed poorer today.

MIXED: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd  56020  127.50

STRAW: 3

SIZE   LBS    $/TON

3x4   52640  75.00

lgrd  39560 107.50

lgrd  33280 107.50

CORNSTALKS: 6

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  49020  70.00

lgrd  50120  62.50

lgrd  49760  62.50

lgrd  41960  57.50

lgrd  45260  57.50

lgrd  55320  52.50

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard, is he here?” “No, he went with Mom and Dad. The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give my Dad a message.” “Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “no, I really want to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”