Rock Valley Hay Auction

Thursday February 14, 2019

60  loads.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Market was a little lower today- more so on the grass than the alfalfa. There was good buyer interest. Grass was good quality and alfalfa was decent.

Alfalfa: 26

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   17360 155.00

lgrd  43180 170.00 4th

lgrd  50100 157.50 4th

lgrd  51560 155.00 2nd

lgrd  48680 152.50 3rd

lgrd  49480 150.00 3rd

lgrd  56600 150.00 2nd

lgrd  51760 150.00 4th

lgrd  49180 150.00 3rd

lgrd  55740 145.00 3rd

lgrd  42600 145.00 1st

lgrd  40620 145.00 3rd

lgrd  46520 142.50 3rd

lgrd  48500 142.50 2nd

lgrd  55300 142.50 3rd

lgrd  44640 140.00 4th

lgrd  45660 140.00

lgrd  46320 140.00 3rd

lgrd  50420 140.00

lgrd  47960 137.50 3^rd

lgrd               135.00

lgrd  45840 130.00 5th

lgrd  49920 130.00 3rd

lgrd  46880 120.00

lgrd  32160  97.50 1st

lgrd  45200  82.50 1st

GRASS: 31

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  45500 150.00

lgrd  25100 147.50

lgrd  53740 147.50

lgrd  51260 142.50

lgrd  48680 142.50

lgrd  51720 140.00

lgrd  55780 140.00

lgrd  42020 140.00

lgrd  40860 140.00

lgrd  58100 137.50

lgrd  51580 135.00

lgrd  43400 132.50

lgrd  55320 130.00

lgrd  52260 130.00

lgrd  49180 122.50

lgrd  45320 122.50

lgrd  50500 122.50

lgrd               120.00

lgrd  48260 117.50

lgrd  50580 115.00

lgrd  57220 115.00

lgrd  58720 112.50

lgrd  49080 112.50

lgrd  47720 112.50

lgrd  20560 112.50

lgrd  47880 110.00

lgrd  59140 110.00

lgrd  56840 110.00

lgrd  49560 110.00

lgrd  48540 110.00

lgrd  21500 105.00

So I’m at Wal-Mart buying a bag of dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Now, why else would I be buying dog food, right? So, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog. I was starting the Dog Food Diet again, even though I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and all you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled by my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard!

 

 

 

Monday February 11, 2019

25  loads.

The alfalfa sold good today, and grass sold steady. We had average quality alfalfa, and little poorer than average quality grass.

Alfalfa: 10

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   43880 162.50 3rd

lgrd  47320 162.50 2nd

lgrd  43820 162.50 3rd

lgrd  55700 157.50 3rd

lgrd  46360 155.00 3rd

lgrd  47240 152.50 2nd

lgrd  46400 152.50 2nd

lgrd  46220 150.00 3rd

lgrd  31280 132.50 1st

lgrd  45760  82.50 1st

GRASS: 11

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   1360 150.00

lgrd  51000 140.00

lgrd  44080 137.50

lgrd              132.50

lgrd  55820 130.00

lgrd  52720 130.00

lgrd  50160 122.50

lgrd              117.50

lgrd  48640 117.50

lgrd              112.50

lgrd  58540 110.00

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices that there is a ‘peel and win’ sticker on her coffee cup. She peels it off and starts screaming, “I won a motorhome! I won a motorhome!”

The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”

But the blonde kept screaming, “I won a motorhome!”

Finally the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t  have possibly won a motorhome because we didn’t have that as a prize.”

The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motorhome!*

She hands him the ticket and he reads... - W I N A B A G E L.