Announcement The Rock Valley Hay Auction CO. is moving locations! Our last auction at our current location will take place on August 22nd. We are moving to 3110 Eagle Ave in Rock Valley. It is located across the road east of Town & Country Implement. In preparation for our new location, we will not be having an auction on August 29th. We’ll have our first auction at the new location on September 5th at 12:30 PM. ATTENTION: WE ARE CURRENTLY HAVING THURSDAY AUCTIONS. WE HAVE HAY FOR SALE PRIVATE TREATY ON OUR WEBSITE. PLEASE CHECK OUT THE "HAY FOR SALE" TAB AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE. Rock Valley Hay Auction has been selling hay and straw for over 70 years. We sell on average 4500 loads annually. Let our experience in hay and straw marketing work for you.

Auctions are Thursday @ 12:30p.m. Monday auctions are held November through April in addition to the year round Thursday sale.

Contact our office if interested or have any questions at 712-476-5541.

Monday February 4, 2019
26 loads.

The weather was a bit chilly today. We had a steady market today. Quality varied a lot.

Alfalfa: 12

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   46400 160.00 2nd

lgrd  50980 170.00 4th

lgrd  52800 160.00 3rd

lgrd  38420 130.00

lgrd   5340 130.00 1st

lgrd             127.50

lgrd  45780 125.00 2nd

lgrd  43460 122.50 1st

lgrd  48960 122.50 2nd

lgrd  45560 120.00 2nd

lgrd  41960 120.00 1st

lgrd  44520 115.00 1st

GRASS: 9

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   1400 150.00

lgrd  54420 145.00

lgrd  50440 140.00

lgrd  49200 140.00

lgrd  50800 140.00

lgrd  46080 130.00

lgrd              127.50

lgrd  45540 125.00

lgrd  50720 125.00

An elderly patient got hearing aids from the doctor, and after a month goes back to see the doctor again.

Doctor: Your hearing is fine now. Your family must be really pleased.

Patient: Funny story now that you should mention my family. I haven’t told them yet. I just sit and listen to their conversations. In the past month, I have changed my will 3 times.

 

 

Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.

Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.

Straw: 0
Mixed: 1

size   lbs   $/ton

lgrd 17840  127.50

Cornstalks: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  44700  75.00

lgrd  46260  75.00

lgrd  44460  70.00

lgrd  42740  67.50

lgrd  48060  67.50

lgrd  47560  60.00

lgrd  49140  60.00

A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”

 

Thursday January 31, 2019
23 loads.

Low volume today due to the Arctic blast that we experienced this week. Market was stronger on a very light volume. Quality varied today.

Alfalfa: 7

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   51160 170.00

lgrd  43760 155.00

lgrd  50820 150.00

lgrd  43780 147.50

lgrd  44840 142.50

lgrd              140.00

lgrd  32720 117.50 1st

GRASS: 8

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50280 155.00

lgrd  45620 147.50

lgrd  19520 145.00

lgrd  57280 142.50

lgrd  57520 140.00

lgrd  50840 140.00

lgrd  56000 137.50

lgrd  29600 102.50

A pharmacist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. “What’s wrong with him?” he asks his assistant. “He came in for some cough syrup,” the assistant explains, “but I couldn’t find any, so I sold him a bottle of laxatives instead.” “What?!” the pharmacist said, horrified. “You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!” “Sure you can!” the assistant declares. “Look at him- he’s far too scared to cough”

 

Monday January 28, 2019
16 loads.

The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.

Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  39860  77.50

lgrd  39080  75.00

Straw: 0

 

Mixed: 0

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”  When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”