Rock Valley Hay Auction

Monday February 11, 2019

25  loads.

The alfalfa sold good today, and grass sold steady. We had average quality alfalfa, and little poorer than average quality grass.

Alfalfa: 10

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   43880 162.50 3rd

lgrd  47320 162.50 2nd

lgrd  43820 162.50 3rd

lgrd  55700 157.50 3rd

lgrd  46360 155.00 3rd

lgrd  47240 152.50 2nd

lgrd  46400 152.50 2nd

lgrd  46220 150.00 3rd

lgrd  31280 132.50 1st

lgrd  45760  82.50 1st

GRASS: 11

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   1360 150.00

lgrd  51000 140.00

lgrd  44080 137.50

lgrd              132.50

lgrd  55820 130.00

lgrd  52720 130.00

lgrd  50160 122.50

lgrd              117.50

lgrd  48640 117.50

lgrd              112.50

lgrd  58540 110.00

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices that there is a ‘peel and win’ sticker on her coffee cup. She peels it off and starts screaming, “I won a motorhome! I won a motorhome!”

The waitress says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch.”

But the blonde kept screaming, “I won a motorhome!”

Finally the manager comes over and says, “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t  have possibly won a motorhome because we didn’t have that as a prize.”

The blonde says, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motorhome!*

She hands him the ticket and he reads... - W I N A B A G E L.

 

 

 

Thursday February 7, 2019

32 loads.

Market was called steady to stronger today on a very light test. Hopefully Mother Nature treats us all a little better next week!

Alfalfa: 14

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   46100 165.00 2nd

lgrd  55940 170.00 2nd

lgrd  50380 167.50 2nd

lgrd  58560 162.50 2nd

lgrd  58420 152.50 3rd

lgrd  45780 150.00 3rd

lgrd  54920 147.50 3rd

lgrd  57140 135.00 2nd

lgrd  44380 132.50

lgrd  46360 132.50 1st

lgrd  47700 132.50 1st

lgrd  38420 130.00 1st

lgrd  49580 130.00

lgrd  52040 127.50 1st

GRASS: 13

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  48580 150.00

lgrd  47060 140.00

lgrd  40620 140.00

lgrd  51700 137.50

lgrd  54200 137.50

lgrd  54140 135.00

lgrd  53600 135.00

lgrd  57780 135.00

lgrd  48740 132.50

lgrd  24360 130.00

lgrd  55860 130.00

lgrd  49660 127.50

lgrd  52540 117.50

“Hello, is this the Sheriff’s office?” “Yes, what can we do for you?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Virgil Smith – he’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood. I don’t quite know how he gets it in the logs, but he’s hiding it there.” “Thank you very much for the call sir.” The next day the Sheriff’s deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They searched the shed where he kept the firewood. Using axes, they bust open ever piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil, and they left. Shortly after, the phone rings at Virgil’s house. “Hey Virgil, this is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?” “Yeah!” “Did they chop your firewood for the winter?” “Yep, they sure did!” “Happy Birthday, buddy!”