Announcement The Rock Valley Hay Auction CO. is moving locations! Our last auction at our current location will take place on August 22nd. We are moving to 3110 Eagle Ave in Rock Valley. It is located across the road east of Town & Country Implement. In preparation for our new location, we will not be having an auction on August 29th. We’ll have our first auction at the new location on September 5th at 12:30 PM. ATTENTION: WE ARE CURRENTLY HAVING THURSDAY AUCTIONS. WE HAVE HAY FOR SALE PRIVATE TREATY ON OUR WEBSITE. PLEASE CHECK OUT THE "HAY FOR SALE" TAB AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE. Rock Valley Hay Auction has been selling hay and straw for over 70 years. We sell on average 4500 loads annually. Let our experience in hay and straw marketing work for you.

Auctions are Thursday @ 12:30p.m. Monday auctions are held November through April in addition to the year round Thursday sale.

Contact our office if interested or have any questions at 712-476-5541.

Monday March 18, 2019
17 loads.

Market was called about steady today. Most of the hay was pretty wet again. Several loads were not tied very well. HAY DAY IS NEXT WEEK THURSDAY!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Alfalfa: 8

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  44920 157.50 3rd

lgrd  46220 150.00 2nd

lgrd  50100 140.00 1st

lgrd  52640 135.00 2nd

lgrd  51600 135.00 1st

lgrd  47780 135.00 1st

lgrd              132.50 1st

lgrd  44020 125.00

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  28980 180.00

lgrd  50280 157.50

lgrd  50320 155.00

lgrd  58360 150.00

lgrd  42660 130.00

lgrd  55920 122.50

lgrd  29120 120.00

Closing Sermon Words:

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” And then finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would throw it into the river.”

He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: Shall we Gather at the River.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 14, 2019
15 loads.

Market was steady on very small run due to the weather and wide spread flooding. Quality was very wet today! HAY DAY IS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!

Cornstalks: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON 

lgrd  37060  70.00

 

Mixed: 0
Straw: 0

Three sisters age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?” The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope that I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood, just for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday March 14, 2019
15 loads.

Market was steady on very small run due to the weather and wide spread flooding. Quality was very wet today! HAY DAY IS 2 WEEKS FROM TODAY!!!

Alfalfa: 7

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  52280 155.00

lgrd  51860 152.50 4th

lgrd  47880 152.50

lgrd  43480 147.50 1st

lgrd  48260 145.00 1st

lgrd  48040 140.00 1st

lgrd  44480 140.00

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   7220 147.50

lgrd  57700 142.50

lgrd  41580 135.00

lgrd   1780 130.00

lgrd  50680 130.00

lgrd   3220 130.00

lgrd  43220 130.00

Three sisters age 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94 year old hollers back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?” The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope that I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood, just for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

 

 

 

 

 

Monday March 11, 2019
19 loads.

Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28TH!

Mixed: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  42060  130.00

 

Straw: 0
Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50860  75.00

lgrd  33680  70.00

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!....

Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”