Rock Valley Hay Auction

Monday December 9, 2019

13 loads.

We had a very small run today. There was good buyer interest. Market was called steady on a very light test. We will not be having a sale on Thursday, December 26, 2019.

Alfalfa:3

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   48700 160.00 2nd

lgrd  41660 135.00 2nd

lgrd  51740 132.50 1st

GRASS: 6

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  53520 150.00

lgrd  55840 145.00

lgrd  49420 145.00

lgrd  46560 137.50

lgrd               127.50

lgrd  34040 105.00

** An old man calls his son and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her,” and he hangs up..
Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, “No way are they getting divorced!” She calls their father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing! The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, do not call a lawyer, and do not file a single paper! DO YOU HEAR ME?!” She hangs up the phone.
The old man turns to his wife and says, “Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas, and they are paying their own airfares!”

 

 

 

 

 

Thursday December 5, 2019

 loads.

Market was called steady to strong today. We had lots of buyer interest. Quality varied today. We had quite a bit of good alfalfa in, and grass quality was lacking.

Alfalfa:25

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   58960 265.00

3x4   61380 200.00 2nd

3x4  46840 180.00 2nd

lgrd  56500 175.00 2nd

lgrd  49800 167.50 3rd

lgrd  13420 167.50 1st

lgrd  45300 165.00 2nd

lgrd  44420 165.00 3rd

lgrd  60020 162.50 2nd

lgrd  55640 162.50 2nd

lgrd  56220 162.50 2nd

lgrd  55680 162.50 2nd

lgrd  56500 157.50 3rd

lgrd  46880 140.00 2nd

lgrd  48380 140.00 4th

lgrd  46940 140.00 3rd

lgrd  45020 137.50 2nd

lgrd  48660 132.50 2nd

lgrd  61820 132.50 2nd

lgrd  44980 130.00 2nd

lgrd  48580 130.00 2nd

lgrd  56740 127.50 1st

lgrd  53900 125.00

lgrd  49300 115.00 3rd

lgrd  40620 112.50 1st

GRASS: 14

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x4   59320 167.50

3x4   56860 152.50

lgrd  51380 190.00

lgrd  20470 155.00

lgrd  50200 155.00

lgrd  43520 147.50

lgrd  53120 145.00

lgrd  52440 145.00

lgrd  38480 140.00

lgrd  40280 137.50

lgrd  50520 135.00

lgrd  44520 130.00

lgrd  45320 120.00

lgrd  34560  90.00

** I was walking with my 5 year old daughter. She picked something up off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the thing away from her and asked her not to do that. “Why?” she asked. “Because it’s been on the ground, and you don’t know where it’s been. It’s dirty. And it probably has germs.” At this point, my daughter looked at me with absolute admiration and asked, “Mom, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.” I thought quickly and replied, “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.” We walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
“Oh, I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test, you have to be the dad!” “Exactly,” I said.