Rock Valley Hay Auction

Monday March 2, 2020

23 Loads

Market was steady today on light tests.

** Hay Day is April 2, 2020

------ALFALFA-3-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   57100 130.00

lgrd  56360 117.50

lgrd  57400  55.00    (Oats Hay)

lgrd  42260   125.00

lgrd                 120.00

-------GRASS-12-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  40740 110.00

lgrd  53600 105.00

lgrd  17260  95.00

lgrd  48280  85.00

lgrd  51400  82.50

lgrd  53580  80.00

lgrd  35160  77.50

lgrd  10620  77.50

lgrd               97.50

-------Sudan Grass-----

lgrd  47180  30.00

lgrd  46480  30.00

lgrd  46460  30.00

lgrd  48240  30.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  43900  52.50

lgrd  49200  50.00

lgrd  46940  50.00

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-1

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   51320 160.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   55320  70.00

**A man was all upset because they had a red haired baby. He said to the doctor, " My wife and I are black haired, but not my baby!" Doc told him likely generations ago, there was a red head. Man said "No, can't be- for generations we've all been black haired." Doc: "How often do you and your wife sleep together?" "Well I'm a little ashamed of that. I'm so busy. Maybe a few times a year."  Doc: "There you got it- it's rust!!"

Thursday February 27, 2020

85 Loads

MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-7

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   38060 135.00 2^nd-Alfalfa/Orchard

3x3   39360  80.00

3x3   42840  67.50

3x4   57080 130.00

3x4   54260  75.00

lgrd  51700 105.00

lgrd  49780  65.00

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   39720  85.00

lgrd  36100 100.00

lgrd  45080  50.00-Bean

3x4    2160  85.00

----CORNSTALKS-9-----

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  42240  57.50

lgrd  51720  52.50

lgrd  46360  47.50

lgrd  46900  47.50

lgrd  48100  45.00

lgrd  49880  42.50

lgrd  46480  42.50

lgrd  50160  40.00

lgrd  48240  37.50

** While waiting for her first appointment with her new dentist, Jane notices his degree certificate on the wall, which includes his first name.  Suddenly she remembers a tall, handsome boy from her High School class some 45 years ago who had exactly the same name.  Naturally she wonders whether this can be the same guy.  However upon seeing him, she quickly dismisses any such thought. Surely this aging, balding, grey-haired old man with a deeply lined face could not possibly be one of her old High School classmates?  After he had finished examining her teeth, Jane decides to ask him whether he attended the local high school.  “Yes,” he replied.  “That’s amazing.  What year did you graduate then?” Jane asks.  “In 1973,” he responds.  “Amazing, you were in my class! Jane exclaims.  He looks at her closely and then asks, “What subject did you teach?”

Monday February 24, 2020

26 Loads

---CORNSTALKS-8---

SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  47120  57.50

lgrd  46860  57.50

lgrd  41920  55.00

lgrd  49360  55.00

lgrd  45960  55.00

lgrd  47100  55.00

lgrd  44900  55.00

lgrd  45940  55.00

** Jed goes into a public restroom and he’s barely sat down in the cubicle when he hears a voice say, “Hi, how are you?”  Feeling a little embarrassed Jed says politely, “Well, I guess I’m doing fine thank you!”  The voice then responds, “So what are you up to?”  Jed is even more embarrassed but once again he responds politely, “Well just like you I’m sitting here trying to get a load off my mind.”  He then hears the voice say, “Hey, can I come over?”  Jed is now extremely embarrassed and starting to get slightly irritated too, so he snaps back, “Look, surely you understand I’m a bit busy right now!”  At this point he hears the voice say, “Jane listen, I’ll have to call you back.  There’s an idiot in the next cubicle who keeps responding to all my questions!”