Rock Valley Hay Auction

Thursday March 18, 2021

 45 Loads

Lighter run for the sale today, generally a little weaker, with not much buyer interest.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8^TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   44160 165.00   

3x3   43840 157.50 2nd

3x4   51060 140.00 1st

lgrd  51120 152.50 2nd

lgrd  60100 150.00 3rd

lgrd  71300 130.00 5th

lgrd  10380 107.50 1st

lgrd  51640  95.00   

  

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x3   49380  90.00   

lgrd  38300 125.00   

lgrd  47520 110.00   

lgrd  52180 105.00   

lgrd  48800 102.50   

lgrd  46020  90.00   

lgrd  50940  87.50   

lgrd  32780  87.50   

lgrd  41480  85.00   

lgrd  51580  82.50   

lgrd  20400  80.00   

lgrd  53080  80.00   

lgrd  40430  80.00   

lgrd  18960  80.00   

lgrd  39580  77.50   

lgrd  50860  77.50   

lgrd  49580  72.50   

lgrd  47580  70.00   

lgrd  28040  65.00   

lgrd  39740  40.00-millet

lgrd               67.50

lgrd               70.00

**So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at the checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude, she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her that it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, “Well I knew that, but what type of service?”  I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands and being super friendly. She said, well what is BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said, Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he’s been trained to lick my butt clean because I can’t seem to find any toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it.

Monday March 15, 2021

 24 Loads

Small sale today, not enough to test.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! HAY DAY WILL BE APRIL 8^TH!!

.We now have the option available for you to buy select loads of hay through our website. The loads can be viewed on our website under the “Hay for Sale” tab.

 

 

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  52940 127.50   

lgrd  32460 122.50 1st

lgrd  34200 122.50 1st

lgrd  48400 127.50   

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  42680 125.00   

lgrd   9920 125.00   

lgrd  53640 100.00   

lgrd  53140  95.00   

lgrd  58640  92.50   

lgrd  55660  87.50   

lgrd  39500  87.50   

lgrd  39600  85.00   

lgrd  49100  85.00

3x3  44880  90.00-millet   

lgrd  44180  90.00-millet

lgrd  49860  90.00-millet

lgrd  48240  90.00-millet   

3x3  43560  90.00-millet

Lgrd  53360 110.00

**Ted and Bill are riding their horses on the cattle ranch when Ted spots a cow pie. He says to Bill, “I will give you $200 to eat that cow pie.” Bill says, “$200?! That’s easy!” and he jumps down and starts eating. A few minutes later he sits up and Ted gives him $200. “Well I’ll be… I didn’t think you’d do it!”
They hop back on their horses and continue for a while when Bill notices a cow pie. He says, “Hey Ted, I’ll give YOU $200 to eat that cowpie.” Ted says “$200? Why, I could do a lot with $200.” So he jumps down and wolfs down the cowpie. A few minutes later he sits up and Bill hands him his $200.  Bill says, “Well I’ll be darned.. I didn’t think you had it in ya!” They hop on their horses and keep riding.
A few minutes later Ted looks over and says, “Hey Bill?” “Yes, Ted?” “You realize we both just ate cow $h!t for nothing?”