May 2018 | Alfalfa & Grass Results

Thursday, May 3, 2018
83 loads

Alfalfa was called lower today. Quality was down. Market was the same with the grass. Bedding was lower. Quality was the same as it has been on the stalks.

Monday sales are finished until November.

GRASS: 31

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 5240 215.00
3x3   50300 150.00
lgrd   52220 177.50
lgrd    46720 160.00
lgrd   54460 147.50
lgrd   50260 145.00
lgrd   31800 140.00
lgrd   46060 140.00
lgrd   20600 135.00
lgrd               135.00
lgrd   33960 132.50
lgrd   49880 132.50
lgrd   35040 130.00
lgrd   59260 130.00
lgrd   52680 130.00
lgrd   42540 127.50
lgrd   30960 117.50
lgrd   51260 117.50
lgrd   31440 117.50
lgrd                115.00
lgrd   65740 115.00
lgrd   52060 115.00
lgrd   52620 115.00
lgrd   44540 112.50
lgrd   52620 112.50
lgrd   44780 112.50
lgrd   51180 110.00
lgrd   42440 110.00
lgrd   50720 110.00
lgrd   46840 110.00
lgrd   45100 95.00
lgrd   16860 85.00
lgrd   43420 85.00

Stuff I wonder about (Part 2):

* If you*re attacked by the Energizer Bunny, is he charged with battery?

* What if you stop to think and forget to start again?

* Why do we put suits in a garment bag, and garments in a suitcase?

*Why doesn*t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Who was Allen, and why did he have so many wrenches?

* Where exactly is the middle of nowhere?

* Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Thursday, May 10, 2018
76 loads

Market was called steady to a little lower today. Quality was down a bit as well.

Monday sales are finished until November.

GRASS: 33

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
smsq 2480 130.00
3x3  49300 142.50
3x3  50160 130.00
lgrd  22240 175.00
lgrd  51980 172.50
lgrd  14840 162.50
lgrd  44680 152.50
lgrd  48000 145.00
lgrd  58040 142.50
lgrd  48940 140.00
lgrd  46640 140.00
lgrd  33960 132.50
lgrd  56540 130.00
lgrd  19240 130.00
lgrd  44620 127.50
lgrd  54060 125.00
lgrd  52240 125.00
lgrd               125.00
lgrd  46620 120.00
lgrd  40440 120.00
lgrd  57620 120.00
lgrd  32360 120.00
lgrd  47880 117.50
lgrd   35420 117.50
lgrd  32160 117.50
lgrd  53920 115.00
lgrd  6960 115.00
lgrd  57280 112.50
lgrd  42580 112.50
lgrd  19780 110.00
lgrd  52440 105.00
lgrd 7960 100.00
lgrd  18060 55.00

An old lady with a cane was walking past a young man singing *21 today, 21 today.* The young man says, *You*re not 21, you old bat.* She turns to him and with a mighty swing cracks him over the head with her cane and walks away singing *22 today, 22 today.*

Thursday, May 17, 2018
59 loads

GRASS: 25

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   51020 125.00
3x3   4560 90.00
lgrd   22880 200.00
lgrd   48360 152.50
lgrd   54560 150.00
lgrd   44160 150.00
lgrd   45760 140.00
lgrd   56180 135.00
lgrd   31480 130.00
lgrd   46460 125.00
lgrd   51580 125.00
lgrd   49200 122.50
lgrd               120.00
lgrd   46480 120.00
lgrd   47080 120.00
lgrd   45660 117.50
lgrd   45940 112.50
lgrd   34300 110.00
lgrd   14660 110.00
lgrd               107.50
lgrd   19140 105.00
lgrd   40920 105.00
lgrd   47100 90.00
lgrd   45500 90.00
lgrd   9920 70.00

Monday, May 24, 2018
56 loads

Market was called steady again today. Quality remains to be a little lower. Demand is decent. We wish you all a happy and safe Memorial Day!

GRASS: 27

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   22820 185.00
lgrd   39820 165.00
lgrd   38900 155.00
lgrd   42980 152.50
lgrd   43360 150.00
lgrd   46400 150.00
lgrd   48240 150.00
lgrd   46400 142.50
lgrd   43240 142.50
lgrd   56680 140.00
lgrd   53280 140.00
lgrd   37760 137.50
lgrd  30660 130.00
lgrd  41500 127.50
lgrd   40820 127.50
lgrd   36900 125.00
lgrd   44900 125.00
lgrd   53840 125.00
lgrd   37760 122.50
lgrd   7020 122.50
lgrd   46120 120.00
lgrd                115.00
lgrd   40060 112.50
lgrd   39180 105.00
lgrd   12600 90.00

oats     53980 30.00
wheat  53340 25.00

~Knock knock.

Who*s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No silly, cows go moo!

~~Who*s the new heifer?

I don*t know. Never seen herbivore

Thursday, May 31, 2018
46 loads

Market was called much stronger today on a light run. First week receiving new crop hay, and it was all put up in good shape.

GRASS: 16

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   5600 180.00
3x4   38020 185.00
lgrd   47740 195.00
lgrd   48640 172.50
lgrd   52760 157.50
lgrd   51380 155.00
lgrd   43480 155.00
lgrd   40400 150.00
lgrd   50800 150.00
lgrd   52520 140.00
lgrd   47920 137.50
lgrd   47080 130.00
lgrd   48400 125.00
lgrd   45260 115.00
lgrd   44760 100.00

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sale girl sees him and asks if she can help. He says that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later he brings a huge bag of cotton balls and a roll of string to the counter. The girl says *Sir, I thought you were looking for abox tampons for your wife.* He answered, *You see, it*s like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She returns some time later with a tin of tobacco and rolling papers because it is sooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.*