June 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

June 1, 2018
72 loads

Market was called steady to slightly weaker.

MIXED: 6

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
smsq 10060 125.00 new
lgrd    50020 155.00
lgrd    43140 147.50
lgrd    48560 145.00
lgrd    47460 130.00
lgrd    59880 125.00 new

STRAW: 8

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
3x3   33020 150.00
3x3   32880 135.00
3x4   52630 152.50
3x4                  95.00
3x4   41040    85.00
3x4   36800    82.50
3x4   44620    75.00
lgrd   37040 140.00

Five great confusions still unresolved.

1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. In the word scent, is *S* silent or *C.*

3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

4. Why is there a *D* in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

June 14, 2018
91 loads

Alfalfa sold lower today with old and new crop bringing about the same $. Quality was average at best. Market is transitioning into the new hay year. Grass market was lower today. $10-$20 lower on old hay. New grass was pretty well accepted. Cornstalks sold steady. Straw was a little weaker.

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   54480 112.50 new

STRAW: 7

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   33480 130.00
3x4   54380 75.00
3x4   42220 72.50
3x4   39500 62.50
lgrd   39400 125.00
lgrd   38400 60.00
lgrd   35040 55.00

I went to the liqour store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and but it in the bicycle basket. I was about to leave, then I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home, just in case. That turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.

June 21, 2018
44 loads

MIXED: 1

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   12680 142.50

STRAW: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   54080 135.00
3x4   41080 60.00
3x4   45220 50.00
3x4   44600 42.50
lgrd   37040 45.00

Why cant you take a turkey to church? Beacause they use such fowl language.

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There was this blonde who bought two new dogs. Her friend asked the name of the dogs. She replied Timex and Rolex. Her friend replied Those are the names of watches, not dogs. Helloooo!! She replied, They are watchdogs!

June 28, 2018
48 loads

Alfalfa sold steady and weak today. A lot of both alfalfa and grass hay had a lot of rain. Prices reflected being rained on. Most grass hay was new cutting.

WE WILL HAVE A SALE NEXT THURSDAY, JULY 5, AT 12:30!

MIXED: 3

SIZE   LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   14920 140.00
lgrd   58820 137.50
lgrd   12540 112.50

STRAW: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   32520 135.00
3x4   51980 67.50
3x4   48920 57.50
lgrd   37420 107.50

One year I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didn*t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, *You still haven*t used the one I got you last year.* And that*s how the fight started.

June 29, 2018
106 loads

Market was called stead to lower on the alfalfa. Grass was called steady to lower on top quality. If you are interested in small square straw bales, please contact Paul 712.470.1274.

MIXED: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   37980 92.50
lgrd   49800 90.00 new

STRAW: 2

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   70060 40.00
lgrd   5100 20.00

Reporter is interviewing a 104-year-old woman: *And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?* the reporter asked. She simply replied, *No peer pressure.*

Growing your own tomatoes is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.