Alfalfa & Grass Results 12-30-24

Rock Valley Hay Report

Monday December 30, 2024

 19 Loads
___________________________________________________

Today with the rain coming down we had a very small auction. Not enough to test any category except grass, which was lower. Have a Happy New Year & that 2025 will be an exceptional year for you!
_________________________________________________________________

------ALFALFA-1-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  53000 112.50 3rd

-------GRASS-14-------

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   56460  92.50   

3x4   63040  92.50   

lgrd  48180 110.00   

lgrd  61500 102.50   

lgrd  53720 100.00   

lgrd  61220  90.00   

lgrd  55460  90.00   

lgrd  62080  90.00   

lgrd  57560  90.00   

lgrd  36660  85.00 2nd

lgrd  46540  82.50   

lgrd  21740  75.00 OATS  

lgrd  30500  75.00   

lgrd   2780  72.50   

______________________________________

Two hillbillies were out to eat talking about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute it appears that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her & says ‘kin ya breathe?’ The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no! The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts her dress and yanks down her drawers & gives her a right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, & the obstruction flies out of her mouth as she begins to breathe again! The hillbilly walks slowly back to his table & his partner says ‘ya know I’d heerd of that there ‘hide lick maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it before!!
______________________________________