12-2-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding

Monday December 2, 2019

20 loads.

Market was called steady to strong on a light test. We will not be having a sale on Thursday, December 26^th. All other sales will remain unaffected during this holiday season.

ATTENTION ALL HAY HAULERS: The road through Hudson is OPEN!

Mixed: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  44280 125.00

CORNSTALKS : 1

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  59700  75.00

STRAW : 0

** Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager,” she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said……..”Well, would you look at that…. I’m getting a fax!”