8-15-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding

Thursday August 15, 2019

92 loads.

Alfalfa was steady to slightly lower today on good quality. Grass was called mostly steady. Grass was off decent quality today. Bedding sold mostly steady. We are selling some trucks, trailers, and also a 1066 tractor. You can find details at the bottom of the events page on our website, or you can call Paul at 712-470-1274.

Straw: 16

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x4   56040 115.00

3x4   31280 102.50

3x4   35620 100.00

3x4   27720 100.00

3x4   34580 100.00

3x4   34600 100.00

3x4   49220  95.00

3x4   53720  95.00 oats

3x4   57420  82.50

3x4   51240  75.00

3x4   51740  70.00

lgrd  39340 112.50 wheat

lgrd  36820 110.00

lgrd  42660  97.50 oats

lgrd  52440  92.50

lgrd  34060  57.50 bean

Cornstalks: 5

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd   7760  50.00

lgrd  38120  50.00

lgrd  43560  45.00

lgrd  46800  42.50

lgrd               40.00

 

 

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