3-25-2019 Alfalfa and Grass Hay

Monday March 25, 2019

19 loads.

Light test today. Poor quality. Market was about the same. Cornstalks sold a little lower. DON’T FORGET: HAY DAY IS THURSDAY!!! Fun and games begin at 9:30 just east of the stop light on Main Street.

Alfalfa: 5

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   49920 175.00 2nd

lgrd  47300 150.00

lgrd  48620 140.00 2nd

lgrd  50140 135.00 3rd

lgrd  62360 132.50 4^th

GRASS: 7

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

3x4   50060 155.00

lgrd  57500 167.50

lgrd  54200 155.00

lgrd              150.00

lgrd  47520 140.00

lgrd  49960 135.00

lgrd   6820 110.00

A couple years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over breaking the glass coffee table with his face. He totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn’t know Joseph THAT well, don’t even remember where he was from, but let’s just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton eye pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared along with my girlfriend.

Apparently they’d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together and left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn’t been for cotton-eyed Joe, I’d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe?