3-11-2019 Mixed Hay and Bedding

Monday March 11, 2019

19 loads.

Quality was pretty low today. Market was steady on same quality hay. It is March- you know what that means? IT’S HAY DAY MONTH!!! WE WILL BE HOLDING OUR ANNUAL HAY DAY CELEBRATION ON MARCH 28^TH!

Mixed: 1

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  42060  130.00

 

Straw: 0

Cornstalks: 2

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  50860  75.00

lgrd  33680  70.00

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293 non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and…. OH MY GOD!”

Silence followed… complete silence!....

Some moments later the captain comes back on the intercom. “Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you earlier, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled, “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”