2-18-2019 Grass and Alfalfa

Monday February 18, 2019
 23 loads.

 

The quality seemed lower today. Market remained steady.

Alfalfa: 10

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

lgrd  54140 135.00 2nd

lgrd  61520 162.50 2nd

lgrd  63580 147.50

lgrd  48820 145.00 3rd

lgrd  46360 142.50

lgrd  46240 142.50 2nd

lgrd  45800 135.00 3rd

lgrd  51400 125.00 1st

lgrd              122.50

lgrd  47560 120.00

GRASS: 9

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  53840 140.00

lgrd  55040 140.00

lgrd  47100 137.50

lgrd  46900 135.00

lgrd   6020 135.00

lgrd  43620 135.00

lgrd              132.50

lgrd  48600 132.50

lgrd              125.00

I went to Wal-Mart today, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch because he is so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield. 5! The more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.