1-28-2019 Grass and Alfalfa

Monday January 28, 2019

16 loads.

The market was called steady on a very light run due to the inclement weather.

Alfalfa: 5

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

smsq    104   2.85

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

3x4   47600 170.00

lgrd  42120 115.00 2nd

lgrd  43360 112.50 1st

lgrd  44860 102.50

GRASS: 9

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

lgrd  55340 140.00

lgrd  46540 135.00

lgrd  54520 130.00

lgrd  53860 130.00

lgrd  45300 127.50

lgrd  53880 125.00

lgrd  55220 117.50

lgrd  17300 112.50

lgrd  58860 102.50

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 A.M., a bit tipsy, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when drunk – 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos equals 12 – MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight.” He didn’t seem mad in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, “I think we need a new cuckoo clock.”  When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, ‘oh crap’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”