September 2018 | Mixed Hay & Bedding Results

SEPTEMBER 6, 2018
72 loads

On a lighter run, the market was stronger on grass and alfalfa. Stalks were slightly stronger. Straw sold a little weaker. Quality on all categories was average at best.

MIXED: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   60120 100.00
lgrd   64040 90.00
lgrd   39560 57.50
lgrd   47920 50.00
lgrd   13810 40.00

STRAW: 12

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x4   27820 105.00
3x4   33400 105.00
3x4   49500 97.50
3x4   47620 97.50
lgrd   43080 87.50
lgrd   30720 87.50
lgrd   44140 87.50
lgrd   39400 87.50
lgrd   45780 85.00
lgrd   38400 85.00
lgrd   50060 80.00
lgrd   50080 70.00

In light of our recent fall-like weather and football season starting, we are bringing to you a blonde joke that makes football make sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl. They had great seats right behind the team bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. *Oh, I really liked it,* she said. *Especially the tight pants and big muscles. I just don*t understand why there were trying to kill each other over $.25.*

Dumbfounded, the boyfriend asked her what she meant. She said, *Well at the start they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then they spent the rest of the game yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back. I*m like, helloooo...it*s only $.25!*

September 13, 2018
89 loads

Market was called weaker on alfalfa and grass. Quality was generally average. Straw sold about steady and cornstalks were stronger today.

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   44960 117.50
lgrd               100.00
lgrd   42300 87.50

uncombined oats
59470 50.00

STRAW: 5

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   49380 92.50
lgrd   50200 85.00
lgrd   47520 82.50
lgrd   37280 75.00

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, *Kin ya swaller?* The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, *Kin ya breathe?*  The woman starts to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks up to the woman, lifts her dress, yanks down her drawers, and gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, *Ya know, I*d heerd of that there *Hind Lick Maneuver* but I ain*t niver seed nobody do it!*

September 20, 2018
74 loads

MIXED: 4

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   46600 132.50
3x3   44220 50.00
lgrd   39040 100.00
lgrd   38420 85.00

STRAW: 0

After 10 years a wife started to think that their child looked a little strange, so she had a DNA test done and found out that the child was not theirs. She told her husband what she had found out. The husband replied, *You don*t remember, do you? When we were leaving the hospital and the baby pooped himself, you told me to go change him. So I went inside and got a cleanone and left the dirty one there.* The wife fainted.

September 27, 2018
93 loads

Alfalfa sold steady. Grass sold steady. Cornstalks sold strong to steady.

MIXED: 0

STRAW: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3x3   31780 115.00
3x4   48280 130.00
3x4   19020 75.00

The plumber said:  *Why haven*t you paid your bill for the work I did last Friday?* Paddy replied:  *Well it was not what you quoted me* The plumber said: *I didn*t give you a quote?* Paddy replied,  *Yes you did! when I asked what day you could come, you said you were free on Friday*