Mixed Hay & Bedding Results 12-30-24

Rock Valley Hay Report

Monday December 30, 2024

 19 Loads
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Today with the rain coming down we had a very small auction. Not enough to test any category except grass, which was lower. Have a Happy New Year & that 2025 will be an exceptional year for you!
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MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-2

SIZE    LBS  $/TON CUT

lgrd  12620  95.00 1st

lgrd  42660  85.00 1st

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

3x4   47280  92.50

lgrd  42680  65.00 OATS & RYE

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SIZE    LBS  $/TON

lgrd  29820  52.50

 

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Two hillbillies were out to eat talking about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute it appears that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her & says ‘kin ya breathe?’ The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no! The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts her dress and yanks down her drawers & gives her a right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, & the obstruction flies out of her mouth as she begins to breathe again! The hillbilly walks slowly back to his table & his partner says ‘ya know I’d heerd of that there ‘hide lick maneuver’ but I never seed nobody done it before!!
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