11-05-18 | Alfalfa & Grass

Monday November 5, 2018
11 loads

Market was called steady on a light run today. The rainy weather did not help our first Monday sale. We had no bedding today.

The chili cook-off was a success. Thank you to all who participated. Juanita took 1st place, and Frank took 2nd.

THIS IS OUR FIRST MONDAY SALE OF THE SEASON. WE WILL CONTINUE HAVING MONDAY SALES, IN ADDITION TO OUR THURSDAY SALES, THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.

GRASS: 3

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
lgrd   46960 145.00
lgrd   38900 120.00
lgrd   55500 110.00

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her 80s, and had never been married. She was always admired for her kindness and sweetness to all. One afternoon the pastor came over to visit her, and she showed him to a quiant sitting room. She invited him to sit while she prepared the tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young pastor noticed a fancy bowl sitting on top. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water, out of all things, floated a condom! When she returned with the tea and scones, they began to chat. The preacher, tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

*Miss Beatrice, I wonder if you would tell me about this* he said pointing at the bowl.
*Oh yes,* she replied. *Isn*t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little packet on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wetand that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know that I haven*t had the flu all winter!*

The pastor fainted.