11-08-18 | Mixed Hay & Bedding

Monday, November 8, 2018
45 loads

Market was generally a little lower. Quality was average at best.

REMEMBER: OUR MONDAY SALES HAVE STARTED AND WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THE END OF APRIL.

STRAW: 5

SIZE  LBS      $/Ton
3x4   40260   85.00
3x4   57180   85.00
3x4   41220   82.50
3x4   42900   80.00
lgrd   30520   140.00 -WHEAT

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
He asks, *What for?*
*I want to kill my husband,* she says.
He replies, *I*m sorry, but I can't do that.*
She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
*Oh, you didn*t tell me you had a prescription.*
Ole stopped to think, *No*
*Vell, DON*T, cause I'm in Iowa.*