11-27-17 | Alfalfa & Grass

Monday, November 27, 2017
65 loads.

The quality varied today. Prices were mostly steady today, with slightly weaker on the grass. There is not a lot of demand for cornstalks.

GRASS: 32

SIZE  LBS    $/Ton
3X3  44060 120.00
3X4  27720 120.00
Lgrd  54080 160.00
Lgrd  48840 142.50
Lgrd  49100 140.00
Lgrd  51660 140.00
Lgrd  43820 140.00
Lgrd  52140 140.00
Lgrd  49600 135.00
Lgrd  27120 135.00
Lgrd  46630 135.00
Lgrd  53620 130.00
Lgrd  56180 130.00
Lgrd  44700 127.50
Lgrd  39440 127.50
Lgrd  44380 127.50
Lgrd  48920 125.00
Lgrd  44980 125.00
Lgrd  45680 125.00
Lgrd  50700 122.50
Lgrd  35760 120.00
Lgrd  41380 120.00
Lgrd  23700 120.00
Lgrd  25960 117.50
Lgrd  47560 117.50
Lgrd  117.50
Lgrd  117.50
Lgrd  50080 117.50
Lgrd  53780 112.50
Lgrd  33060 112.50
Lgrd  50460 102.50
Lgrd  21640 95.00

A man in northern Minnesota woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looked in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there was an ad for

Up North Bear Removers. He called them up and the man said he would be there within an hour. The bear remover arrived and got out of his van with a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12 ga. shotgun, and a mean-looking heavily scarred pit bull. The homeowner asked what the plan of action was.

The bear remover said. "I'm going to place the ladder up against the roof and go up there and knock the bear off with the bat. When he falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab the bear by the testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued and I will put him in the cage in the back of the van."

The homeowner asked,What is the shot gun for?
If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog!