1-7-2019 Grass and Alfalfa

Thursday January 7, 2019

23 loads.

The market was lower today, but we had sunshine. Quality varied, and the buyers had their hands in their pockets.

Alfalfa: 6

SIZE   LBS    $/TON CUT

3x3   44160 145.00

lgrd  53440 125.00

lgrd  46840 122.50

lgrd  52520 122.50 2nd

lgrd  39960 120.00 2^nd

lgrd              120.00

GRASS: 8

SIZE   LBS  $/TON

Lgrd          142.50

lgrd  50700 135.00

lgrd  52530 132.50

lgrd  52940 132.50

lgrd  49680 132.50

lgrd  48400 130.00

lgrd  48120 127.50

lgrd  52100 105.00

 

How to install a southern home security system:

1. 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
2. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Gun & Ammo
3. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pitbulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.

I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back…

-Cooter