Posted: January 2, 2020 by Manager1
Today’s sale the market was lower. Across the board, quality was lower than Monday’s sale also, with buyer interest being decent.
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MIXED (ALFALFA/GRASS)-5
SIZE LBS $/TON CUT
lgrd 44180 140.00
lgrd 9140 100.00 1st
lgrd 38100 90.00
lgrd 58720 90.00
lgrd 54800 62.50
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 37740 125.00
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SIZE LBS $/TON
lgrd 44060 72.50
** A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.” “Oh really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me, officer.”
“Well now, not so fast,” said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no,” said the lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence right next to my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers you know. Then I thought ‘why not make the best of it?’ So now I stand behind my fence by the knot hole, real quiet like, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab ahold of it and say ‘OK, buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes!”
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop laughing. “Ok. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?” “Well, not everyone pays.”
Category: Mixed Hay & Bedding Results